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idatetattooedguys
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:56 am |
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I think one of my classmates wants to engage in sexual congress with me. We discussed Freud (we're both psychology majors), injustice and how he wants to live in France when the revolution comes. He's a young man of about 24 possesses many, many, many ideas and thoughts. Mostly about how everything sucks. Not gonna do it, but it's nice to know I can still attract misanthropic insecure twenty-somethings...
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fabulous_muscles
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:23 pm |
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_________________ danielle [noun]: she who says and posts stupid shiitake on the internet (see also ain't no bitchassness) NEW llustration Blog
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fetalexplosion
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:33 pm |
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wiener is a word that I always spell wrong at first
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Adah
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:53 pm |
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idatetattooedguys wrote: Mostly about how everything sucks. Not gonna do it, but it's nice to know I can still attract misanthropic insecure twenty-somethings... I hear ya. I always attracted the emo Connor Oberst philosophy/film major types when I was in college. Now I attract the married types. Neither one is particularly awesome.
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idatetattooedguys
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:34 am |
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Adah wrote: idatetattooedguys wrote: Mostly about how everything sucks. Not gonna do it, but it's nice to know I can still attract misanthropic insecure twenty-somethings... I hear ya. I always attracted the emo Connor Oberst philosophy/film major types when I was in college. Now I attract the married types. Neither one is particularly awesome. I'd describe mine as Russell from Six Feet Under. He sits next to me in my Behavioral Stats class and I totally thought he was gay until he started talking about banging girls. And I get the married types way to often. Kinda makes me freaked out about marriage.
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zebedee
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:20 pm |
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So I finally ended my 7-month long dry spell (!) the other night and had sex with the guy I'm seeing. It was awesome BUT I couldn't get off. Ugh.
Penises are great though. I'd seriously forgotten.
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:21 pm |
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fabulous_muscles
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:08 pm |
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I'm getting my vag waxed [again]. It shall make the sex I'm having even more awesome, or at least more porno-like.
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fabulous_muscles
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:09 pm |
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zebedee wrote: So I finally ended my 7-month long dry spell (!) the other night and had sex with the guy I'm seeing. It was awesome BUT I couldn't get off. Ugh.
Penises are great though. I'd seriously forgotten. Never forget the power of the peen.
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bathsheba
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:48 pm |
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This thread grosses me out.
(Just kidding)
(Kind of)
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Adah
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:24 pm |
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I'm freaked out by vag waxing, what with the ouch factor and all.
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radish
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:47 pm |
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Adah wrote: I'm freaked out by vag waxing, what with the ouch factor and all. Who isn't? I think it's pretty normal to not want sticky, melty plastic near your privates.
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Meggs
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:47 am |
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Adah wrote: I'm freaked out by vag waxing, what with the ouch factor and all. It's one of the best things ever, really. If you have a decent amount of pain tolerance, the end result is worth it. fabulous_muscles wrote: Never forget the power of the peen. I'd almost forgotten as well. fork dry spells.
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biorobotics
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:52 am |
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my partner has what appears to be a bug bite on his penis, so has not been wanting to engage in sexual activity. i am sad and sexually frustrated.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:12 am |
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radish wrote: Adah wrote: I'm freaked out by vag waxing, what with the ouch factor and all. Who isn't? I think it's pretty normal to not want sticky, melty plastic near your privates. Hey, some people are into that! (I'm not, but some people are!)
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sunnybear
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:11 pm |
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So many things I want to post in this thread but I'm too shy. Ugh! I will say that getting a brazilian scares the bejesus out of me. Surprise surprise!
_________________ "Y'all can vegan in my face anytime." -choirqueer
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electric_claire
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:21 pm |
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This cute boy I've been seeing recently just got back from a month-long trip abroad, and we hung out last night/most of today. It was pretty wonderful.
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biorobotics
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:31 pm |
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biorobotics wrote: my partner has what appears to be a bug bite on his penis, so has not been wanting to engage in sexual activity. i am sad and sexually frustrated. i take this back; we're good to go again.
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WhiskersGal
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:16 pm |
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New guy I was kinda dating/talking hit my up all day, everyday for a month..."how was your day", "what are you up to", "awww, you're sick...can i come take care of you or bring you anything?" & just chit chatty stuff all the time. I didn't think I was that into him, but continued to give him a chance. Last Friday night he rocked my freakin world with some crazy hot porno sex all night & morning. Ever since then, he hasn't reached out to me once (though responded if I texted him, it just hasn't been the same...). After that night I finally was like, "wow, maybe I am into him...and DAMN I want some more freak nasty sex with him..." But now I don't know if he is intereted anymore, or as much. what the fizzle?!? I'm wayyyy outta his league & hotter than him...but I guess now that he "accomplished his goal", he is done putting the daily effort in? fork THAT!
Dude was a freak though & you could totally tell he watched a lot of porn...But shiitake, now all I can think about is how I wanna get it on with him again. I need new man candy..
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WhiskersGal
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:21 pm |
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fabulous_muscles wrote: Never forget the power of the peen. Hmmmm.....or the tongue. For me, the tongue works magic that the peen could never do.
_________________ "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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sunnybear
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:16 pm |
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WhiskersGal wrote: fabulous_muscles wrote: Never forget the power of the peen. Hmmmm.....or the tongue. For me, the tongue works magic that the peen could never do. *Exploding fist bump*
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pastabake
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:56 pm |
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WhiskersGal wrote: fabulous_muscles wrote: Never forget the power of the peen. Hmmmm.....or the tongue. For me, the tongue works magic that the peen could never do. The tongue does not do much for me! I enjoy the peen much more. Also: why does cuddlebuddy live so far away? I would like to file a complaint.
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Meggs
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:24 pm |
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pastabake wrote: WhiskersGal wrote: fabulous_muscles wrote: Never forget the power of the peen. Hmmmm.....or the tongue. For me, the tongue works magic that the peen could never do. The tongue does not do much for me! I enjoy the peen much more. BOTH.
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rachell37
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:36 am |
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I used to love the tongue more than the peen, but that was before my husband. He's HUGE, but he's not so great at oral, but everything else is great so I can't be bothered teaching him how to do it right. And I don't really care that much anymore - I can do without it. I just liked it before because other guys were far less endowed and it mattered more.
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sunnybear
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Post subject: Re: human sexual response Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:14 pm |
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I've never been able to orgasm with the peen, although it does feel really really good. I honestly don't have this g-spot that everyone talks about, and if I do have one it's not that sensitive I guess. We've tried countless times and ways to find it, to no avail.
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