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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:23 pm 
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Yeah, the hash brown thing totally made me laugh.

Damn boy, I want you to feed me potatoes!
(but only potatoes, we can keep this professional)

I have totally moaned some while just giving and not receiving. I have to be super focused and feel way connected, as it has been more so with my special ladyfriend. But yeah, I kinda love when the moaning is totally unstoppable like that! At that point, the moaning even makes me moan more.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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for the record, i've gotten rave reviews on it. apparently it causes a bit of a vibration.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 11:32 am 
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon May 06, 2013 12:00 pm 
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I'm a noisemaker too...can't really help it since it happens on a really subconscious level.

I miss my sex drive :(

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 6:11 pm 
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So, it turns out if I do a lot of sexy thinking, it boosts my confidence. I need to boost my confidence, because you know, I need it over my somewhat cruddy self esteem. I'm doing this possibly more now, after a break up. Trouble! Well, OKC, you have a "casual sex" setting...so, lets see how this goes.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:12 pm 
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12 hours later, and I still have after-sex stupid-brain. It's great.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 3:00 pm 
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Ahhhh! I've already had sex 4 times today and it's only 3 pm.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 5:30 pm 
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Ahhhh! I've already had sex 4 times today and it's only 3 pm.

yowza!

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How I have only just discovered the wonder of the hand-held shower head is beyond me. Oh wait, I'd never lived somewhere with one before!

I've been plenty satisfied in the bedroom since moving in with my dude. We had sex almost every time we saw each other before I moved in and we've only skipped one day since I moved in. I'm really hoping that this keeps up... I like having sex almost every day!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:07 pm 
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I don't know why I am in this thread, other than to feel bad about my less than stellar (what I mean to say is, non-existent) sex-life. I did the whole waiting for someone I liked for the first time and then they turned out to be a crasshole and now I don't know why I am waiting. I miss casual sex but getting it involves leaving my house which is something I suck at.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:51 pm 
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There is a clinic near me that I walk by several times a week. They often have a table outside with someone giving out free condoms. Today, as I walked past the table, the woman behind it invited me to take some. In a moment of self-pity I just said "I wish I needed them."

Casual sex is out of the question for me-- I get too attached to people when I let myself get that intimate and vulnerable with them. And the guy I want to be with is totally unavailable for the time being.

But that's what vibrators are for, right?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 7:20 pm 
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Sarah-Jane wrote:
I don't know why I am in this thread, other than to feel bad about my less than stellar (what I mean to say is, non-existent) sex-life. I did the whole waiting for someone I liked for the first time and then they turned out to be a crasshole and now I don't know why I am waiting. I miss casual sex but getting it involves leaving my house which is something I suck at.


Reading this back it sounds like I waited for someone I liked for my first time but that is not what I meant! I meant I stopped having casual sex because I wanted to try having sex with someone I liked before I got into bed with them for the first time.

The problem for me is that casual sex normally ends up with me being in a relationship without even seeing it happening. I picked up my ex in a bar and he literally did not leave my house for days and then we dated for almost 2 years. That was a good relationship but it was not the first time that has happened because if the person I take home is good in bed I am happy to have them stay for days and days for sex and food and more sex but it gets awkward when I want them to leave and they think we are dating and I feel terrible and have to have the "I was just using you for sex and I thought you knew that" talk, which sucks.

I think having been depressed for such a long period repressed my sex drive but now it is back with a vengeance. And yeah I can stroganoff, which is great, but it isn't the same without an extra set of hands.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:52 pm 
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After over a month of a dry spell, I had two nights with two different guys that were...oh my god amazing. The first was basically make up friend sex with someone I already know is a crazy good lay, and then last night this guy who used to work with my roommate was at the coffee shop while I was waiting for him to be off work, and he started chatting me up, so he came and hung out with us. Within, like, ten minutes of starting to talk to this guy after sitting down at the pub, we both just assumed that we were hooking up. It was awesome to have that knowledge and not have that twitchy coy bullshiitake to deal with all night.

Man, somehow I attracted two wildly hot dudes who were one hundred percent into reciprocated pleasure and were damn good at it. Not to mention being interesting people outside of bed!
I missed sex.

However...how do you guys deal with people who sweat? I mean, like, a LOT? Enough to make all of them and you slick and they're dripping? At one point I had to say "Okay. We need to pause so you can dry off." Which is fine in a situation with someone who's amused by my bluntness. But I've been in that situation too many times- and I really hate other people's sweat all over me, because I am not a sweater.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:18 pm 
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Ha, my sweetheart is a huge sweater. It was kind of offputting at first to have someone else's sweat drip on me, but I guess now I'm just mostly used to it? And focusing on other things that make getting someone else's sweat all over you worth it? Also timing things so that you can shower together after during the summertime.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:52 pm 
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OOooooooooohhhhhhhh man, I'm jealous! Sweaty partners are the best. Uggggghhhhh I want someone to come sweat and drip all over me.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:49 pm 
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Yeah, sometimes I really like the sweatiness. Whole body slippery lubiness!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:01 am 
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i'm down with the sweatness.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:45 pm 
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Can't say I'm much of a sex sweat-er.

I woke-up revving today. Crawled onto my husband. He wasn't too late for work.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:11 am 
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I was a bit startled at my love's sweatiness at first, I admit. It is profuse, man! And seems to b heavily concentrated to the face region, like forehead. I have a slight paranoia inspired by him that HIS sweat will somehow drip in MY eye, and it is not inconceivable that it could happen, lol! I would not b okay with that....its like he is showering by the time we are done, and I like to ruffle his then-damp hair during pillow talkrecovery time. I only don't like it when his sweat gets in his eyes when we are doin it. Because then he gets the ok stinging of the eyes sensation going on. And if excessive blinking doesn't stop it from burning he begins groping blindly around for some article of clothing to wipe his forehead with. Buzzkill. I think we need a bedroom hankie for just this purpose. Or maybe two hankies. Did I mention he sweats a lot? I'm a fan tho

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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I sweat so much. I don't think my partner minds, though, and she certainly wasn't surprised by it; before we started dating we attended a metal concert together. By the mid-point it was like I might as well have gone swimming fully clothed, so she got to see me in my sweaty glory right from the get go! Going in eyes wide open and all that.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Tea wrote:
I sweat so much. I don't think my partner minds, though, and she certainly wasn't surprised by it; before we started dating we attended a metal concert together. By the mid-point it was like I might as well have gone swimming fully clothed, so she got to see me in my sweaty glory right from the get go! Going in eyes wide open and all that.


Ah, well played.

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So glad my guy is okay with period sex. Sex helps my cramps so much... they were killer earlier today and now they are almost gone!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Pi. wrote:
So glad my guy is okay with period sex. Sex helps my cramps so much... they were killer earlier today and now they are almost gone!


I'm always so taken aback when this isn't the case. Same when people can't drive stick shift. It just doesn't... fit into my worldview. haha

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Tea wrote:
I sweat so much. I don't think my partner minds, though, and she certainly wasn't surprised by it; before we started dating we attended a metal concert together. By the mid-point it was like I might as well have gone swimming fully clothed, so she got to see me in my sweaty glory right from the get go! Going in eyes wide open and all that.


Ah, well played.



Aha excellent tactic!

It's funny, I sweat a lot in normal life, my body's response to like every stimulus is sweating EXCEPT in the case of sexy times.

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fetalexplosion wrote:
Pi. wrote:
So glad my guy is okay with period sex. Sex helps my cramps so much... they were killer earlier today and now they are almost gone!


I'm always so taken aback when this isn't the case. Same when people can't drive stick shift. It just doesn't... fit into my worldview. haha


yeah i'm not into fair weather vagina users.


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