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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:26 am 
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Hubby and I had a quickie this morning just before he headed out to work. Apparently my body wants more though because just being in this thread is making me feel wiggly. Only... 9 hours before I get to see him.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:19 pm 
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In March I had some of the best sex of my life with someone who lives on the other side of the country. Next week he's coming to visit me here. I'm already getting antsy. C'mon Wednesday!!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:01 pm 
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VanillaDoe, that is my dream, you are lucky. I really really want to squirt, and I've read and watched about it to learn how to no avail. I feel so comfortable with my sexual partner/fiance, so that isn't the problem. We regularly have amazing, multiple orgasm sex. I hope one day I'll be pleasantly surprised with squirting.


Try using a toy! That's what we did! One that's specifically designed to hit the g-spot.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:26 pm 
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so yeah, uh... i just got my world rocked today, the kind of sex that leaves ya dizzy with your ears ringing. ooooh that was nice.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:09 am 
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so yeah, uh... i just got my world rocked today, the kind of sex that leaves ya dizzy with your ears ringing. ooooh that was nice.

Oh man this was me last night!!! I couldn't barely stand up to get a glass of water.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:22 am 
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My guy is the only guy I've ever really enjoyed anal sex with...and good gracious is it awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:35 pm 
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Anal's a funny one isn't it. I can never really quite figure out why it's so good sometimes but so awful others.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:53 pm 
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Also; it's really annoying when you live in your truck and feel very strongly an urge to stroganoff during the middle of the day.

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You live in a truck? I want to know more about this lifestyle.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:37 am 
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It ain't glamorous. Not recommended. It's a means to an end is all.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:53 am 
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Anal's a funny one isn't it. I can never really quite figure out why it's so good sometimes but so awful others.


Well, other than the fact that I just feel so relaxed with him sexually...I find that if I play with my clit during anal, I get the most intense orgasms. World shakingly intense.

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this boy! i can't believe how awesome it is to be in bed with this boy. i ... i have never had anything like this before, with anyone (lady or guy). i almost come when he kisses my skin (i am so turned on just remembering the way he kisses my skin). i am not normally a hands only person, but with this dude? yes. so much yes. and it's just as good when i use my hands on him, and see his lips curl into such a sweet smile. and i want our sti tests to come back yesterday, because i want him so bad. (alas, it will have to be next time! my results are due back monday, and he hasn't been able to make it to his clinic yet because of tough shiitake at work.)

he's supposed to come on friday (from dk), but i never, ever believe he's coming until he's actually here.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:32 am 
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Also; it's really annoying when you live in your truck and feel very strongly an urge to stroganoff during the middle of the day.


For real, this, but in a van.

Ps, Lutin that is adorable and perfect.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:35 am 
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how does this keep getting better omg i don't even.

...it's pretty great when sex lasts longer than the whole album you're listening to.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:57 am 
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...it's pretty great when sex lasts longer than the whole album you're listening to.


yeaaaah! rock on, thisheregiraffe. well done. :D

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In March I had some of the best sex of my life with someone who lives on the other side of the country. Next week he's coming to visit me here. I'm already getting antsy. C'mon Wednesday!!

This happened. He left 6 hours ago and I am still speechless about it. A night and morning full of delicious, toe-curling, Level 10 sex. Just WOW.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:21 am 
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How are we all having like the best sex of our lives right now?! Ooh man last night... I'm just baffled by what this guy can do. And I thought I already have had some amazingly awesome sex partners. This guy just blows them out of the water. I came... I don't know, like five times? What the hell. And our interests of what we like to do/receive seem to line up perfectly! Dudes, it got soooo forkin messy last night. :}

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:44 am 
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How are we all having like the best sex of our lives right now?!

It's the best! And my body aches today in places I didn't know existed. I am loving every second of it.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:18 am 
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And my body aches today in places I didn't know existed.


Gold star!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:24 am 
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And my body aches today in places I didn't know existed.


Gold star!

I. Want. More.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:12 am 
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NatureBoy made me come three times in a row yesterday, just using his hands. Pretty sure I didn't know that was possible. (But wow. W o w.)

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:22 am 
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I have this friend that I have known for close to 15 years, and we still hang out on a semi-regular basis. We spontaneously met up for coffee yesterday afternoon and ended up hanging out for 9 hours (which isn't entirely uncommon for us). What WAS uncommon is that we spent a significant part of the day talking about sex and hookups-- a subject we have traditionally avoided, I think because I admitted to having a crush on him a few years ago and he told me he didn't want to date me. Over the past few years, since that rejection conversation (which he was super nice and mature about, btw, and our friendship didn't skip a beat from it), I have sensed sexual tension in our hangouts several times, but have always just passed them off as me being a creepster, because when he rejected me I didn't hear "I don't want to date you, but I'd totally make out if you want", I heard "We should just be friends because, ew, I'm not attracted to you like that".

ANYWAY, yesterday was filled with all kinds of sexin talk, which led to a super sexual tension filled day/evening, which ended with us seeing a movie together. At one point during the movie, he leaned over to ask me if one of the actors was in another movie, and his mouth was so close that I felt his breath on my ear and it sent chills down my spine. Then, when he dropped me off at my place he gave me this hug that lingered more than normal.... and it all just sort of left my head spinning.

So, because I am all about communication and saying how I'm feeling, I sent him a text last night that said "Not to be a creepster, but all the sexin talk today made me super want to make out with you." And.... he sent me one back that said "It had the same effect on me."

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Sooooo... we have plans to make out tomorrow.

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So, because I am all about communication and saying how I'm feeling, I sent him a text last night that said "Not to be a creepster, but all the sexin talk today made me super want to make out with you." And.... he sent me one back that said "It had the same effect on me."

!!!
Sooooo... we have plans to make out tomorrow.

I love this story! Especially the part about the super forward texts. I looooooove forward-ness.

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So, because I am all about communication and saying how I'm feeling, I sent him a text last night that said "Not to be a creepster, but all the sexin talk today made me super want to make out with you." And.... he sent me one back that said "It had the same effect on me."

!!!
Sooooo... we have plans to make out tomorrow.

I love this story! Especially the part about the super forward texts. I looooooove forward-ness.


Agreed. Forwardness = sexy. (Also, asking "Can I do X to you?" = very sexy.)

Rock on, takecare! Have fun tomorrow w/your dude. :D

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