Post Punk Kitchen Forum

What's it called?

I (honestly) don't think I'm supposed to say.

It's like the kids' version of this book.

What's that? You thought that other book, also made by my company, WAS a kids' book?

Cool!

i think my poot just scared the cat off the couch. :( sorry, kitty! beans and rice were all i had in the house today!

For me, I think lentils mainly. Doesn't mean I don't eat 'em!

I just bought a probiotic too, I'm making my own yoghurt with it. I have 'Dairy Free Inner Health Plus'.

I'll be watching this thread. The last few weeks have been awful, gas-wise. Just ordered some probiotic, and we're avoiding onions next week to see if that helps

I have been killing my family with my tofurkey farts today. Bad, baaaad, stuff.

personally, I'm really lookin forward to killin off the family with my first ever tofurkey farrrrrrts

I haven't really thought too much about it... All I know is when I fart there is rarely any stank to it...

... When Mr. Scruffy farts? Blech!!! Omni farts are nasty...

That was really, really funny and I needed that laugh out loud... thanks.

I don't want to be a jerk, but it drives me crazy that the thread title is spelled wrong. God, sorry, I'm suck a jerk...

I always have gas, but it's mostly non-odorous -- or at least not very smelly. When I have excess soy it does get stinky, though. I'm VERY lucky my boyfriend hardly has stinky flatulence. I wish I could say his feet were also non-odorous, but I guess everything has a trade-off.

Oh, but my BF's mom's cooking give me LOADS of gas and it's EXTREMELY STINKY! I have no idea what it is about her food, but after I eat her cooking, it's insanely horrible. I usually like to sleep with the blanket over my head in the winter (since the air is pretty dry/cold and hurts my sinuses), so if the BF and I visit his mama in the winter, I have to have a separate, smaller blanket for my head or I'll accidentally dutch oven myself. :/

I get horrible gas and I haven't figured out why. It's only a problem when other people are around, but sometimes I don't even want to be around it. I bought one of those Goodbelly drinks once but I only had one and I don't think it was around long enough for me to figure out if it worked or not.

I'm too amused that you spelled "such" as "suck".

You know, for a vegan who gets a healthy amount of fiber, my butt could do worse. What makes me bloaty/gassy is soy ice cream, soy milk, and large amounts of unhealthy/processed food. For some reason, tofu, hummus, beans, chickpeas, soy yogurt, onions, veggies, fruit, Indian food, etc.--none of those seem to have a large effect on me whatsoever.

Delete!

Fart.

Veganism.


Fart.

^ this is true. I solve all my problems with farts.

Seriously though, somebody should cure the Daiya farts cause my BF gets those bad...I just lie in bed at night gasping like a dead fish while his butt smells like one.

Processed foods mostly. Tofurky and other faux-meats, oh boy. Then if beer (esp. IPAs) happens to make its way into the equation...the morning after is fairly disturbing. Luckily the gf takes it in a humorous stride.

Problem solved... Only now the replies will still have the word misspelled. Sorry. Spelling was never one of my strengths...

And correct me if I'm wrong, but did you mean to say you are "suck a jerk," or "such a jerk." If you misspelled "such," then your post is, indeed, very funny.

everything!
chickpeas
curry
coconut
cookies
you name it, I always have gas.

i'm also a mystery farter. it just depends on my guts' mood apparently. sometimes lots of tofu does it. sometimes not. sometimes nature burgers do.

sometimes i just don't poop one morning, then spend an entire night farting my brains out and stinking up the house, then i poop in the morning and all is well. my guts are quite unpredictable.

You're very welcome ;)

Me too! There is nothing quite as satisfying as a decent bog of a morning.

The worst fart i've ever made was from eating a bowl of pasta with nooch, chickpeas, and broccoli. Some friends picked me up and I knew I had to fart, so I did it on the porch, walked down the steps, got in the car, and within seconds the whole car reeked because the fart was that powerful, even though it wasn't fresh. Thankfully we were only going a few blocks, but they threatened to kick me out of the car.

Sometimes when Chester farts in his sleep, it scares him and he jumps up and runs.