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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:55 pm 
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FootFace wrote:
I just finished writing a book about farts.

True facts.


What's it called?

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:56 pm 
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vegimator wrote:
FootFace wrote:
I just finished writing a book about farts.

True facts.


What's it called?


I (honestly) don't think I'm supposed to say.

It's like the kids' version of this book.

What's that? You thought that other book, also made by my company, WAS a kids' book?

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:23 pm 
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Cool!

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:37 am 
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i think my poot just scared the cat off the couch. :( sorry, kitty! beans and rice were all i had in the house today!

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:39 am 
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For me, I think lentils mainly. Doesn't mean I don't eat 'em!

I just bought a probiotic too, I'm making my own yoghurt with it. I have 'Dairy Free Inner Health Plus'.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:11 pm 
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I'll be watching this thread. The last few weeks have been awful, gas-wise. Just ordered some probiotic, and we're avoiding onions next week to see if that helps

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:28 pm 
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I have been killing my family with my tofurkey farts today. Bad, baaaad, stuff.


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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:40 pm 
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personally, I'm really lookin forward to killin off the family with my first ever tofurkey farrrrrrts

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:57 pm 
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I haven't really thought too much about it... All I know is when I fart there is rarely any stank to it...

... When Mr. Scruffy farts? Blech!!! Omni farts are nasty...

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:31 am 
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bigpinkjellybean wrote:
I have no idea what makes mine better/worse, but I felt I should let you know that my boyfriend told me I woke him up last night because my fart smelled so disgusting. Lovely.


That was really, really funny and I needed that laugh out loud... thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:01 am 
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I don't want to be a jerk, but it drives me crazy that the thread title is spelled wrong. God, sorry, I'm suck a jerk...


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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 3:22 am 
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I always have gas, but it's mostly non-odorous -- or at least not very smelly. When I have excess soy it does get stinky, though. I'm VERY lucky my boyfriend hardly has stinky flatulence. I wish I could say his feet were also non-odorous, but I guess everything has a trade-off.

Oh, but my BF's mom's cooking give me LOADS of gas and it's EXTREMELY STINKY! I have no idea what it is about her food, but after I eat her cooking, it's insanely horrible. I usually like to sleep with the blanket over my head in the winter (since the air is pretty dry/cold and hurts my sinuses), so if the BF and I visit his mama in the winter, I have to have a separate, smaller blanket for my head or I'll accidentally dutch oven myself. :/


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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:28 pm 
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I get horrible gas and I haven't figured out why. It's only a problem when other people are around, but sometimes I don't even want to be around it. I bought one of those Goodbelly drinks once but I only had one and I don't think it was around long enough for me to figure out if it worked or not.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
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bluebird wrote:
I don't want to be a jerk, but it drives me crazy that the thread title is spelled wrong. God, sorry, I'm suck a jerk...


I'm too amused that you spelled "such" as "suck".

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:11 pm 
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You know, for a vegan who gets a healthy amount of fiber, my butt could do worse. What makes me bloaty/gassy is soy ice cream, soy milk, and large amounts of unhealthy/processed food. For some reason, tofu, hummus, beans, chickpeas, soy yogurt, onions, veggies, fruit, Indian food, etc.--none of those seem to have a large effect on me whatsoever.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
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Delete!

Fart.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 4:16 pm 
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AutumnLeaves wrote:
What gives you gas

Veganism.

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and what do you do about it?

Fart.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:21 am 
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^ this is true. I solve all my problems with farts.

Seriously though, somebody should cure the Daiya farts cause my BF gets those bad...I just lie in bed at night gasping like a dead fish while his butt smells like one.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:09 am 
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Processed foods mostly. Tofurky and other faux-meats, oh boy. Then if beer (esp. IPAs) happens to make its way into the equation...the morning after is fairly disturbing. Luckily the gf takes it in a humorous stride.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulence
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:14 pm 
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bluebird wrote:
I don't want to be a jerk, but it drives me crazy that the thread title is spelled wrong. God, sorry, I'm suck a jerk...

Problem solved... Only now the replies will still have the word misspelled. Sorry. Spelling was never one of my strengths...

And correct me if I'm wrong, but did you mean to say you are "suck a jerk," or "such a jerk." If you misspelled "such," then your post is, indeed, very funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulence
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:18 pm 
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everything!
chickpeas
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you name it, I always have gas.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulence
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:55 pm 
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i'm also a mystery farter. it just depends on my guts' mood apparently. sometimes lots of tofu does it. sometimes not. sometimes nature burgers do.

sometimes i just don't poop one morning, then spend an entire night farting my brains out and stinking up the house, then i poop in the morning and all is well. my guts are quite unpredictable.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulance
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:41 am 
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iluvveggies wrote:
bigpinkjellybean wrote:
I have no idea what makes mine better/worse, but I felt I should let you know that my boyfriend told me I woke him up last night because my fart smelled so disgusting. Lovely.


That was really, really funny and I needed that laugh out loud... thanks.


You're very welcome ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Flatulence
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:47 am 
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allularpunk wrote:
i'm also a mystery farter. it just depends on my guts' mood apparently. sometimes lots of tofu does it. sometimes not. sometimes nature burgers do.

sometimes i just don't poop one morning, then spend an entire night farting my brains out and stinking up the house, then i poop in the morning and all is well. my guts are quite unpredictable.


Me too! There is nothing quite as satisfying as a decent bog of a morning.

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 Post subject: Re: Flatulence
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:33 pm 
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The worst fart i've ever made was from eating a bowl of pasta with nooch, chickpeas, and broccoli. Some friends picked me up and I knew I had to fart, so I did it on the porch, walked down the steps, got in the car, and within seconds the whole car reeked because the fart was that powerful, even though it wasn't fresh. Thankfully we were only going a few blocks, but they threatened to kick me out of the car.

Sometimes when Chester farts in his sleep, it scares him and he jumps up and runs.

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