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 Post subject: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:55 pm 
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Recipe on my blog!


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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:56 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:34 pm 
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Well I still think you're funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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Cool blog promotion, bro.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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Thanks so much for the tutorial, I couldn't remember how to do the perfect mashed potatoes.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:12 pm 
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I'm confused, maybe you can make a video of the process? Like, how did you get those potato chunks into that pot? And how did they go from chunks to smooshed?

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:15 pm 
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OMG, HOW did you veganize mashed potatoes?! I finally got my mom to send me her recipe but I couldn't even begin to know where to start making it vegan. I was going to post her recipe to see if anyone had suggestions, but yours looks just like hers used to, so now I don't have to! Thanks for posting the recipe!

ETA: your pictures are gorgeous - I wish I could make my food pictures look like that!

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:22 pm 
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I'm wondering if this can be made in a jar?

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:01 pm 
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You can make them in a jar, but you can't use as many potatoes, and you have to mash them with a fork.


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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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Can I impress omnis with this recipe?


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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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Shouldn't you be baking in the flavor?

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:09 pm 
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Oh! Good point, Kelly.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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erynne936 wrote:
Can I impress omnis with this recipe?

Certainly! The effect is even more pronounced when you reveal it after they've eaten! "Remember those mashed potatoes? VEGAN!!!" They will shiitake their pants. (note: they will not shiitake their pants because of the potatoes)
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Shouldn't you be baking in the flavor?

This recipe calls for neither saucing it up, nor baking in the flavor. It is beginner vegan friendly.


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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:05 pm 
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lavawitch wrote:
+409

interrobang?! wrote:
I'm wondering if this can be made in a jar?

I think 409 only comes in the plastic bottle.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:21 pm 
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I followed your recipe, but I fractured my hip and got quarantined by the CDC. What am I doing wrong???

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Did they put up one of those cool plastic tent things around your house?

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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nickvicious wrote:
I followed your recipe, but I fractured my hip and got quarantined by the CDC. What am I doing wrong???

That happened to me the first time I made them too. I realized later that I had mashed em THEN boiled em instead of the other way around. It doesn't seem like it would make a difference, but apparently it really does.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
lavawitch wrote:
+409

interrobang?! wrote:
I'm wondering if this can be made in a jar?

I think 409 only comes in the plastic bottle.

The 409 is just there for flavoring.
poopiebitch wrote:
nickvicious wrote:
I followed your recipe, but I fractured my hip and got quarantined by the CDC. What am I doing wrong???

That happened to me the first time I made them too. I realized later that I had mashed em THEN boiled em instead of the other way around. It doesn't seem like it would make a difference, but apparently it really does.

Problem solved!


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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:03 pm 
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Why are vegan recipes always so complicated? It's stuff like this that keeps so many people from going vegan. Too many exotic ingredients, too many steps, too many dirty dishes.

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 Post subject: Re: Mashed Potatoes
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brian wrote:
Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
lavawitch wrote:
+409

interrobang?! wrote:
I'm wondering if this can be made in a jar?

I think 409 only comes in the plastic bottle.

The 409 is just there for flavoring.
poopiebitch wrote:
nickvicious wrote:
I followed your recipe, but I fractured my hip and got quarantined by the CDC. What am I doing wrong???

That happened to me the first time I made them too. I realized later that I had mashed em THEN boiled em instead of the other way around. It doesn't seem like it would make a difference, but apparently it really does.

Problem solved!
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