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 Post subject: Baby's First* Food Porn
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:43 pm 
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My Birthday Party!!! It's a BOYYYYYYYYYYY!**

Dilllll Chip-Dip (I am crazy about chips and dip); PICKLES! (I made the cukes, beets, garlic and lemon rind) (yes, pickled lemon rind); mustard greens & carrots & pickled apricot (yes, pickled apricot); iced tea (english breakfast, fresh lavender & lemon).
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Okay... y'all ready to see the cake I made?...






You sure?...







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Lemon genoise cake! With real vanilla bean (like a bad-ass) and an un-godly amount of lemon zest (double what the recipe called for) (I told you I can't follow a recipe). Whipped coconut cream with fresh lavender to top.
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I'm SO PROUD of myself you guys. Look at the inside.
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The thing with this cake is... the idea for it pretty much came to me like an epiphany about two weeks ago. I didn't even know I wanted cake, and I don't really like baking all that much. But I just... all of a sudden this fully realized vision of this cake popped in my head, fully formed, pansies and all. I kind of feel like I completed some mission laid out for me by my ancestors or something. I'm very pleased.†

* Maybe first? I don't really remember.
** Well, for the most part
† Yes I'm single

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 Post subject: Re: Baby's First* Food Porn
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:48 pm 
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That cake is AMAZING! Excellent porn.


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 Post subject: Re: Baby's First* Food Porn
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It's all so pretty! I want that iced tea right now.

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 Post subject: Re: Baby's First* Food Porn
PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:16 am 
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Happy birthday! I want to come to your next party!

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 Post subject: Re: Baby's First* Food Porn
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Hooray! Belated happy birthday, Mars! It all looks wonderful.

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I am amazed at how beautiful that cake looks.

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 Post subject: Re: Baby's First* Food Porn
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Wow, Mars! Your cake is gorgeous! Your pickles sound amazing! What a great way to celebrate your birthday!

(How many exclamation marks can I use in one post! I don't know! !! ! )

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 Post subject: Re: Baby's First* Food Porn
PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:23 am 
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You are one classy mutha. Happy birthday!

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Cake and pickles, it's like it's MY birthday - do you cater?

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YOOOOOOOO that cake is so pretty!!

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This is all awesome and beautiful! I would love to go to a party with interesting homemade pickles and flowery cake.


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that cake is so beautiful

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Nice flowers.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:30 am 
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Also crazy about chips! That cake is amazing. Yummm!

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What a beautiful cake! Now I know what I want for my birthday!


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You cooking epiphanies are the things my culinary dreams are made of.

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