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 Post subject: Semenology - A Follow Up To Natural Harvest
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:14 am 
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In his new book "Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook," Bay Area author Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer details the benefits of bartending with, you guessed it, human semen.

A follow-up to his first book, "Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen Based Recipes," "Semenology" is what Photenhauer describes as "the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits."

In the book, Photenhauer provides semen storage and flavor enhancement tips, as well as plenty of deliciously titled recipes like the Macho Mojito, the Slightly Saltier Caviar and the Galliano custard Shot. (We couldn't make this stuff up.)


Anyone up for veganizing this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/0 ... 18057.html

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 Post subject: Re: Semenology - A Follow Up To Natural Harvest
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:22 am 
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pfft, the cool vegans have been mixing drinks with the homebrew since forever.

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 Post subject: Re: Semenology - A Follow Up To Natural Harvest
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:26 am 
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I must have blocked the first thread out of my memory! Probably from drinking too much semen. #semenstrong

Still, anyone want to help me veganize this? Maybe we should start with the Spunky Temple - a semenbased Shirley Temple, in honor of Shirley Temple Black?

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 Post subject: Re: Semenology - A Follow Up To Natural Harvest
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:56 am 
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is semen paleo?

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