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 Post subject: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:19 pm 
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sounds like a job for H-Dog.

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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
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they missed a golden opportunity to turn those eggs into boobies


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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:19 pm 
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Calling all dudes! Here’s your chance to be a sugar daddy without tapping out your bank account. There’s no need to drop mortgage payments at clubs on bottle service, 10-course French dinners, or the shoe store. Instead steal their hearts and undergarments with your creativity and resourcefulness. Isn’t that why we Cook To Bang? I’m a sugar daddy that slangs sweet treats. Pass these out to one or all twelve of your sweetums. Each will be touched by your thoughtfulness and darling gesture. Who’s your daddy now, ladies?
*swoon* That's obviously why I bake: I'm tryin' to steal knickers with my cookies.


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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:52 pm 
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I wanna write the vegan version, but females don't even have to cook if they wanna bang.

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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:45 am 
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Half of me thinks this is funny and the other half goes 'ew, gross'. Especially with the cover and blurb!

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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:55 am 
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or all twelve of your sweetums.

They're doing it wrong. Vegan cooking would get them so many more.
Just look at that huge crowd of groupies around hdog.


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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:10 am 
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This reminds me of Margi Clarke's Better Than Sex Cookbook, which is vegetarian but has some sexy vegan recipes, as well as some nice advice on aphrodisiacs and setting the scene for a romantic meal.


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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:24 am 
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Veganize This has a whole section of "recipes to get you laid"

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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
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Actually lots of stuff on the website is veganisable, it's really got my creative juices going. I like the idea of bringing sexy back in the kitchen! I made http://cooktobang.com/recipes/carbs-workin%E2%80%99-the-corner/ketchup-sex-pasta/ tonight, I just left out the goats cheese and it was great! My omni fiancé ate it up! There's also the ménage a tofu triangles, hummuna hummuna hummus, pinch-your-tush babaganoush, polenta their pants off, polenty of room for two, diddle that cous cous, artichoke party poke bruschetta etc...


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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:29 pm 
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tofutti_cutie wrote:
Actually lots of stuff on the website is veganisable, it's really got my creative juices going. I like the idea of bringing sexy back in the kitchen! I made http://cooktobang.com/recipes/carbs-workin%E2%80%99-the-corner/ketchup-sex-pasta/ tonight,


I don't even think you'd have to actually make that to get the job done. I think just saying the words 'ketchup sex pasta' would be enough.


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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:35 pm 
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takecare wrote:
sounds like a job for H-Dog.


I'm a little too busy with my upcoming cookbook, "101 meals to eat while hunched over the sink quietly sobbing."

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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:44 pm 
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hoveringdog™ wrote:
takecare wrote:
sounds like a job for H-Dog.


I'm a little too busy with my upcoming cookbook, "101 meals to eat while hunched over the sink quietly sobbing."

Oh! Is that available for pre-order?

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 Post subject: Re: Which PPKer is going to write the vegan version of this?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:06 am 
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I never actually had a proper look at "Veganize This" because I'd assumed it was all fake-meat type stuff, but now that I've looked at the contents, I think that "recipes to get you laid" is a pretty fitting title for that section. I'd have sex with pretty much any non-hideous person who made me some of that stuff. My standards are low though, I once got fooled into liking a guy because he made me PB&J sandwiches. I've decided that from now on I'll only date vegetarians with some cooking skills (I should have known that the last guy, who couldn't even cook ramen noodles, was a bad idea). So I guess it'll be a while for me.


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