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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:18 pm 
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Results of my new boxers:

I have to say they're pretty comfortable. I don't think setting on my testicles is likely to happen, but that's just how they are arranged, I think.

I do agree than my penis is more visible with these on. Now everyone knows where it is! No more need for speculation.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:30 pm 
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Gulliver wrote:
Results of my new boxers:

I have to say they're pretty comfortable. I don't think setting on my testicles is likely to happen, but that's just how they are arranged, I think.

I do agree than my penis is more visible with these on. Now everyone knows where it is! No more need for speculation.

Excellent news, sir! We don't want people having any trouble finding it.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:32 pm 
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I fully support obvious penis outlines!


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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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brian wrote:
I fully support obvious penis outlines!


There should be a ridiculous name for it - like camel toe for girls! or is there already?


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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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jerusha wrote:
brian wrote:
I fully support obvious penis outlines!


There should be a ridiculous name for it - like camel toe for girls! or is there already?

Mamel toe... Although, I think it would be more appropriate to spell it mammal toe.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Handy size guide?
Wardrobe man-fuction?

Or just "advertising".

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Or just "swagger".

It would certainly make all those cacky songs more interesting.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:46 pm 
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This thread is all sorts of awesome.

+1 for swagger.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:20 am 
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Black Eyed Peas' Boom Boom Pow:
I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try copy my penis outline
I'm on that next shiitake now

Cher Lloyd's Swagger Jagger:
You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My penis outline's in check

Lil Wayne:
The stove ain't watch, cause it's my time
Bad boom penis outline ain't shiitake like mine

Letoya:
If ya gal is in the building when I spot her I'ma snag her
Better luck next time partna, step up your penis outline.

Tee hee

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:17 am 
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jerusha wrote:
brian wrote:
I fully support obvious penis outlines!


There should be a ridiculous name for it - like camel toe for girls! or is there already?


moose knuckles.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I usually refer to mine as my brother, and two cousins.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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"I want you to fondle my cousins, then let my brother penetrate you"

No… no, I don't think I like that one.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I love this thread.
Also, boxers.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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do we not get before and after pics? I want to see what swagger is more jagger

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Before and afters, definitely.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Thread Necromancy for Crotch Shots? Now that's a good name for a band.

Anyway, back to my genitals. I have to say there is a definite difference between "comfortable" and "comfortable at the gym". While I like a bit of natural jangling and movement, it gets a bit much on the cross-trainer.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Elephant trunk!

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