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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:23 am 
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The problem with going commando, apart from the risk of exposure, is that I invariably end up sitting on my balls.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:41 am 
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brian wrote:
Maybe I was just wearing too small of boxer-briefs but I usually ended up with my dick being cradled with my balls in that little middle area, so whenever I'd sit down, the three would be fighting for space in there. When I'm wearing boxers, my dong just kind of hangs down my pant leg, so in the right pair of pants, even the slightest arousal (nowhere near a full blown hard-on) shows an outline. It's very obvious.


Another downside to boxers.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:46 am 
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dandirtyapes wrote:
Can't us men talk about our obvious dong outlines without women being all in our faces?


Believe me, it's not your face we wanna be all up in.

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The problem with going commando, apart from the risk of exposure, is that I invariably end up sitting on my balls.


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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:31 pm 
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I just bought some new boxers and some new boxer-briefs. I'm going to try sitting on my balls a few times in each set and see what happens.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I just bought some new boxers and some new boxer-briefs. I'm going to try sitting on my balls a few times in each set and see what happens.

Put on some tight pants, show off your dillznick.


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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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But then we might have another Weinergate scandal on (in) our hands.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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But then we might have another Weinergate scandal on (in) our hands.
Speaking of scandals, the womenfolk have started their own thread discussing their frilly undergarments. What's even more alarming than women sharing such opinions in a public forum*, is that they forgot the apostrophe in the thread title. Strunk and White must be spinning in their graves.

Also: my little brother (13) asked me "Why do you want coloured underwear? It's not like anyone will see them." So young, so innocent… so unaware of his big brother's way of life.


*It means they aren't talking about periods and poo for a change.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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brian wrote:
When I'm wearing boxers, my dong just kind of hangs down my pant leg, so in the right pair of pants, even the slightest arousal (nowhere near a full blown hard-on) shows an outline. It's very obvious.


Another downside to boxers.

Downside?

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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dandirtyapes wrote:
Nick wrote:
brian wrote:
When I'm wearing boxers, my dong just kind of hangs down my pant leg, so in the right pair of pants, even the slightest arousal (nowhere near a full blown hard-on) shows an outline. It's very obvious.


Another downside to boxers.

Downside?


You beat me to it..... aaaand I'm off to the ladies' changing room.


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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:21 am 
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slightly off topic...the guy who gave me the thorough TSA opt out patdown probably wasnt too stoked that I was commandoing it, and that my pants were sagging because I took off my belt...faceful of buttcrack and above dick pubes...haha

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Adam Crisis wrote:
slightly off topic...the guy who gave me the thorough TSA opt out patdown probably wasnt too stoked that I was commandoing it, and that my pants were sagging because I took off my belt...faceful of buttcrack and above dick pubes...haha


Perfectly on topic.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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also, i have never sat on my balls...i credit this to the fact that I have a very tight scrotum

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Would you say that you have a taut scrotum?

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I think I do...mostly because for some reason my balls very seldom droop or hang. My scrotum likes to keep them nice and tucked close to my body...and often times theyre sort of hanging around inside me.

I find this strange since normally I run pretty hot yet my balls act like theyre cold. Hopefully this all leads to sterility

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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fun fact: sometimes when my balls are super tucked inside me, my scrotum will get a dimple in it

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Ah! A scrotum dimple, or scrumple!

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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wouldnt it be a scrimple? or scromple?

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Strangely enough, it's not etymologically related to either scrotum or dimple!

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Im going to have to vote for calling it a dimtum

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I prefer scromple.

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Gentlemen prefer scromples!

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I think we've touched on my problem; I've got one of those dangling ballsacks. It sticks to everything, so I've done my fair share of ball sitting.


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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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Would you say that you have a tacky scrotum?

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 Post subject: Re: Gentlemen's Underpleasantries
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I'd say that humidity, high temperatures, ball hairs, and a dangling scrote make for sticky situations, yes.


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