Gentlemen's Underpleasantries

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

The problem with going commando, apart from the risk of exposure, is that I invariably end up sitting on my balls.

Nick · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:47 pm **Posts:** 647

brian wrote:

Maybe I was just wearing too small of boxer-briefs but I usually ended up with my dick being cradled with my balls in that little middle area, so whenever I'd sit down, the three would be fighting for space in there. When I'm wearing boxers, my dong just kind of hangs down my pant leg, so in the right pair of pants, even the slightest arousal (nowhere near a full blown hard-on) shows an outline. It's very obvious.

Another downside to boxers.

Team Briefs for life!

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

dandirtyapes wrote:

Can't us men talk about our obvious dong outlines without women being all in our faces?

Believe me, it's not your face we wanna be all up in.

just mumbles wrote:

The problem with going commando, apart from the risk of exposure, is that I invariably end up sitting on my balls.

Aaaaaaaand sigged.

Gulliver · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:31 pm

I just bought some new boxers and some new boxer-briefs. I'm going to try sitting on my balls a few times in each set and see what happens.

brian · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:43 pm

Gulliver wrote:

I just bought some new boxers and some new boxer-briefs. I'm going to try sitting on my balls a few times in each set and see what happens.

Put on some tight pants, show off your dillznick.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

Nick · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:47 pm **Posts:** 647

fezza wrote:

But then we might have another Weinergate scandal on (in) our hands.

Gulliver · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:10 am

Nick wrote:

But then we might have another Weinergate scandal on (in) our hands.

Speaking of scandals, the womenfolk have started their own thread discussing their frilly undergarments. What's even more alarming than women sharing such opinions in a public forum*, is that they forgot the apostrophe in the thread title. Strunk and White must be spinning in their graves.

Also: my little brother (13) asked me "Why do you want coloured underwear? It's not like anyone will see them." So young, so innocent… so unaware of his big brother's way of life.

*It means they aren't talking about periods and poo for a change.

dandirtyapes · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:15 am

Nick wrote:

brian wrote:

When I'm wearing boxers, my dong just kind of hangs down my pant leg, so in the right pair of pants, even the slightest arousal (nowhere near a full blown hard-on) shows an outline. It's very obvious.

Another downside to boxers.

Downside?

jerusha · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:06 am

dandirtyapes wrote:

Nick wrote:

brian wrote:

When I'm wearing boxers, my dong just kind of hangs down my pant leg, so in the right pair of pants, even the slightest arousal (nowhere near a full blown hard-on) shows an outline. It's very obvious.

Another downside to boxers.

Downside?

You beat me to it..... aaaand I'm off to the ladies' changing room.

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:21 am

slightly off topic...the guy who gave me the thorough TSA opt out patdown probably wasnt too stoked that I was commandoing it, and that my pants were sagging because I took off my belt...faceful of buttcrack and above dick pubes...haha

Nick · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:47 pm **Posts:** 647

Adam Crisis wrote:

slightly off topic...the guy who gave me the thorough TSA opt out patdown probably wasnt too stoked that I was commandoing it, and that my pants were sagging because I took off my belt...faceful of buttcrack and above dick pubes...haha

Perfectly on topic.

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:30 am

also, i have never sat on my balls...i credit this to the fact that I have a very tight scrotum

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Would you say that you have a taut scrotum?

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:18 pm

I think I do...mostly because for some reason my balls very seldom droop or hang. My scrotum likes to keep them nice and tucked close to my body...and often times theyre sort of hanging around inside me.

I find this strange since normally I run pretty hot yet my balls act like theyre cold. Hopefully this all leads to sterility

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:20 pm

fun fact: sometimes when my balls are super tucked inside me, my scrotum will get a dimple in it

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Ah! A scrotum dimple, or scrumple!

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:28 pm

wouldnt it be a scrimple? or scromple?

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Strangely enough, it's not etymologically related to either scrotum or dimple!

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:34 pm

Im going to have to vote for calling it a dimtum

Nick · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:47 pm **Posts:** 647

I prefer scromple.

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Gentlemen prefer scromples!

brian · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:33 pm

I think we've touched on my problem; I've got one of those dangling ballsacks. It sticks to everything, so I've done my fair share of ball sitting.

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Would you say that you have a tacky scrotum?

brian · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 1:48 pm

I'd say that humidity, high temperatures, ball hairs, and a dangling scrote make for sticky situations, yes.

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