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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:14 pm 
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My partner is a man, and really, if you give him sex and cookies, he's yours for life.


You see? COMMITMENT!


More like lazyness. But I see your point :D

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:22 pm 
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I like the biscotti, handmade coffee cup, coffee cup cozy idea and maybe a really cute scarf. Good luck and happy boning!

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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Tofulish wrote:
Morgyn wrote:
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My partner is a man, and really, if you give him sex and cookies, he's yours for life.


You see? COMMITMENT!


More like lazyness. But I see your point :D


I fear commitment even more than candiru or clowns. I would be ok with sex and cookies.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:58 am 
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Yeah, we know each other fairly well already and I think he wont be creeped out by sweet treats, we cook and bake together sometimes! I'm just getting him some small coffee packets from Oxfam, baking some muffins and I found a cute VW mug online (he has a cute old beetle). I think he'll like it and it's not too over the top in my opinion. :) Yay.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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Veglicious wrote:
Yeah, we know each other fairly well already and I think he wont be creeped out by sweet treats, we cook and bake together sometimes! I'm just getting him some small coffee packets from Oxfam, baking some muffins and I found a cute VW mug online (he has a cute old beetle). I think he'll like it and it's not too over the top in my opinion. :) Yay.


That sounds too cute! I hope he liked them! :)

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:14 am 
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i got the guy i've been boning for a month: 2 porn-crime novels and a porn magazine from '81. when he recieved it, he got really excited and said "wow, this is really working for me. the 80s are totally hot". and then i had to explain to him that it was a joke.


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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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I'm a man and I'd eat your cookies without thinking you'd want a commitment. Just sayin'.

Also, Fee is growing one me:
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Condoms. Practical and it shows you care...about not getting his nasty diseases.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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i got the guy i've been boning for a month: 2 porn-crime novels and a porn magazine from '81. when he recieved it, he got really excited and said "wow, this is really working for me. the 80s are totally hot". and then i had to explain to him that it was a joke.


Bahahaha. That anecdote reminds me of the pictures of a young and furry Demi Moore a creepy friend posted on twitter.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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Oh and yeah, I think those gifts are perfect. I don't think it's creepy at all or whatever.
I would've done the same with my BF.

Did he like them : )??

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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pixiedust wrote:
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Seriously, what kind of person looks at cookies and doesn't go "Yay cookies" but instead goes "OMG COMMITMENT!"

Men?


It's true. Men want nothing but no-strings-attached boning. We also never stop for directions, neglect our spouses to watch football every Sunday, and without female intervention, subsist entirely on beer and processed meat products. I saw it on TV once.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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It's true. Men want nothing but no-strings-attached boning. We also never stop for directions, neglect our spouses to watch football every Sunday, and without female intervention, subsist entirely on beer and processed meat products. I saw it on TV once.


This is why I voted "yes" in the hoveringdog poll.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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Why did I read this thread title as "(I) Want to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas"?


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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
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Haha I'm not into slave owning CNA! He liked everything and he bought me Booja Booja truffles plus a pair of cute earrings. I love that he went out of his way to get special vegan choccies for me, they're not widely available! :) He's so sweet.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:54 am 
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smoothie wrote:
i got the guy i've been boning for a month: 2 porn-crime novels and a porn magazine from '81. when he recieved it, he got really excited and said "wow, this is really working for me. the 80s are totally hot". and then i had to explain to him that it was a joke.


I love that you both gave him a great gift that he will enjoy and embarassed him at the same time.

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 Post subject: Re: What to buy a boy I've known 3 weeks for xmas?
PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:36 am 
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Tofulish wrote:
smoothie wrote:
i got the guy i've been boning for a month: 2 porn-crime novels and a porn magazine from '81. when he recieved it, he got really excited and said "wow, this is really working for me. the 80s are totally hot". and then i had to explain to him that it was a joke.


I love that you both gave him a great gift that he will enjoy and embarassed him at the same time.


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