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 Post subject: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:58 am 
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That's a great way to get kicked in the nards.

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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:32 pm 
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nickvicious wrote:
That's a great way to get kicked in the nards.

Which is a good reason to have a non-kicking model to practise on. Except that it's clearly in someone's home, not a teaching facility. That is odd.


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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:45 pm 
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agreed, what the hell is she wearing?


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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:37 pm 
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GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
agreed, what the hell is she wearing?

A t-shirt, trousers and a very long rubber glove?


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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:44 pm 
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If someone drops in unexpectedly, how in the world do you explain the life-sized model of a horse's hind quarters sitting in the middle of your living room???

"Oh that? My brother's girlfriend is a Conceptual Aaaartist, daaarling! This is her latest piece. Isn't it just amaaaaaazing?"


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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:01 pm 
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The hint here is the "Wii" logo on the screen, implying that this is a video game peripheral. Which, you know, I have a couple of plastic guitars, so why not a plastic horse butt?

I wonder if there are Windows drivers... I want to map other games to manipulating plastic horse innards. It'd make Call Of Duty: Black Ops a LOT more interesting if in order to shoot a dude you had to poke a horse in the kidneys.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:43 pm 
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The old 'hand up a horse's arse trick'. Works every time.


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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
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When one of my high-school English teachers was explaining mixed metaphors, the example that he gave was, "A dog barking up a dead horse's asparagus." This is probably the closest visual to his example that I'll ever see (at least, I hope that this is the closest visual that I'll see. . . )

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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:56 pm 
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primesaut wrote:
If someone drops in unexpectedly, how in the world do you explain the life-sized model of a horse's hind quarters sitting in the middle of your living room???

"Oh that? My brother's girlfriend is a Conceptual Aaaartist, daaarling! This is her latest piece. Isn't it just amaaaaaazing?"

It's simply transcendent.

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 Post subject: Re: No, thanks #2
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:39 am 
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These things are great for vet training apparently. It spares actual animals pain from practising student vets.

Having said that, what makes you take one home? Did she fail horse molesting and have to do remedial homework? Did she buy it for fun home times with horse rears? Inquiring minds want to know...

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