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 Post subject: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:53 am 
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Ok, not really, but doesn't this make you hungry?



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That would make me afraid to eat yogurt, if I ate yogurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:18 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
That would make me afraid to eat yogurt, if I ate yogurt.


Okay, that's pretty funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:46 am 
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I'm craving John Stamos.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:48 am 
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I mean...what is it trying to say? "Eat our yogurt! Abusive relationships are awesome!"?

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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I mean...what is it trying to say? "Eat our yogurt! Abusive relationships are awesome!"?
That was my takeaway. That is one seriously forked up commercial.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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I'm... disturbed.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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Yeah, I just jumped in my chair because of that and flinched with John Stamos!

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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Yogurt so tasty it gives you the power to headbutt John Stamos!

His poor precious unblemished forehead.

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His poor precious unblemished forehead.


ahahahha! also, does he age? because he looks the same as when he was on Full House.


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I think he looks better than he looked on Full House!


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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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Desdemona wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I mean...what is it trying to say? "Eat our yogurt! Abusive relationships are awesome!"?
That was my takeaway. That is one seriously forked up commercial.

No! It's not at all alluding to abusive relationships! See, it's a woman hitting a man, so it's okay! Jeez!

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Mars wrote:
Desdemona wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
I mean...what is it trying to say? "Eat our yogurt! Abusive relationships are awesome!"?
That was my takeaway. That is one seriously forked up commercial.

No! It's not at all alluding to abusive relationships! See, it's a woman hitting a man, so it's okay! Jeez!


It's not just ok it's funny, geez you guys, don't be so uptight about a playful lil headbutt between lovers!


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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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No offense to those who didn't like this commercial, but I giggled right after the headbutt. However, it doesn't mean I'd allow someone to hurt me just because of a yogurt... Ok I think I phrased that wrong, I also meant I wouldn't allow anyone to hurt me. :))


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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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iamafoodie wrote:
No offense to those who didn't like this commercial, but I giggled right after the headbutt. However, it doesn't mean I'd allow someone to hurt me just because of a yogurt... Ok I think I phrased that wrong, I also meant I wouldn't allow anyone to hurt me. :))


If he had head butted her would you still find it funny?


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fezza wrote:
iamafoodie wrote:
No offense to those who didn't like this commercial, but I giggled right after the headbutt. However, it doesn't mean I'd allow someone to hurt me just because of a yogurt... Ok I think I phrased that wrong, I also meant I wouldn't allow anyone to hurt me. :))


If he had head butted her would you still find it funny?


No. What makes this funny is not that a woman head butts a man, it is that it is fantasy John Stamos. Yes they are in a kitchen, but I did not imagine these characters in a domestic relationship. John Stamos is the guy that comes to your house to tease you with yogurt and his eyes. He is not a date or a boyfriend or a husband, he is a sexy yogurt teaser. To me, the way they did the headbutt was slapstick, which I generally don't care for, and wasn't my favorite part of the commercial, but didn't take away for me what I found funny about the sexy yogurt teasing. Part of what makes it slapstick for me is that it is fantasy John Stamos, the way he falls and how when he gets back up he sees the yogurt and smiles, and also how unrealistic the whole scene looks. I can understand how with different life experiences this commercial could be interpreted in a domestic violence way, but that is not what I got at all.


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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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Call me crazy, but I don't find "yogurt teasing" (or teasing in general) particularly sexy. Go figure.

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I'm craving John Stamos.

This was my first reaction.

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iamafoodie wrote:
No offense to those who didn't like this commercial, but I giggled right after the headbutt. However, it doesn't mean I'd allow someone to hurt me just because of a yogurt... Ok I think I phrased that wrong, I also meant I wouldn't allow anyone to hurt me. :))

You do, of course, realize that victims of domestic violence don't "allow" their abusers to hurt them, right? And all the responsibility for violence goes on the plate of the abuser, right?

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I think he looks better than he looked on Full House!


This! Hubba, hubba!

I'm reminded of Cloris Leachman's bit at the Bob Saget roast: I'm not here to roast Bob Saget; I'm here to fork John Stamos.

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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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Call me crazy, but I don't find "yogurt teasing" (or teasing in general) particularly sexy. Go figure.


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 Post subject: Re: Oh God, I'm craving dairy!
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I ... why'd she headbutt him? That seems like an over reaction. Couldn't she just go get another yogurt?

I also found it a little ... disturbing.


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Desdemona wrote:
Call me crazy, but I don't find "yogurt teasing" (or teasing in general) particularly sexy. Go figure.
*teases Desdemona with a spoonful of powdery nooch*
Okay, it's kind of sexy. But only because it's you, my noochy vixen!

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