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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:04 pm 
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Oh man, I just failed big time. Had a perfect opportunity to ask a crush to hang out in a low-pressure way and I BLEW it.

Because I'm chicken shiitake


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:06 pm 
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Oh man, I just failed big time. Had a perfect opportunity to ask a crush to hang out in a low-pressure way and I BLEW it.

Because I'm chicken shiitake
See? I'm so annoyed with myself I double posted


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:51 pm 
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fezza wrote:
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I emailed my crush. :x


He emailed back! And then I emailed back! And haven't heard anything yet so I'm convinced he's busy humping ladies who are not me.


He's a romantic sort then...

I'makindaworkingonalilsumthin... we'll see... once I feel the crush take effect I'll know we're doomed.


To be entirely fair, I have no evidence that he spends all his time humping ladies aside from the fact that I would be on that all day. Logically, I'm sure he's very busy with work, because he's a busy dude.

I hope you get alilsumthin in return for your work, fezza. ;)

Mars, can you come up with some sort of sexy pun about coffee? People (or maybe just me?) love puns!

Olives, don't beat yourself up! It's nervewracking to do that sort of thing. Do you think you will get another opportunity soon?

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:27 pm 
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Mars, can you come up with some sort of sexy pun about coffee? People (or maybe just me?) love puns!


I can see it now: "Hey, so, I, uh, hear you've got really smooth beans..." *Walks away embarrassed*

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:47 pm 
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hay baby want me to roast your beans?
hay baby you're hotter than steamed soy milk
hay baby can I get a cup of your sweet bean juice?

oh I think I went too far on the last one, you're welcome everyone.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:52 am 
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DR - I'm being absolutely ridiculous. This is a friend - a person I SHOULD be ok with calling up and saying "hey, wanna grab a beer this week?"Even dumber is that she's one of the kindest, most thoughtful people I know, so if I tell her I like her and she shoots me down, I imagine she'll do it the most compassionate way possible.
On the other hand I know that she is not a super aggressive person at starting romances. And I'm not sure if some of the stuff she's said/done lately is a little flirtatious or just signs that we're becoming closer friends.

I am bad at people.


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hay baby want me to roast your beans?
hay baby you're hotter than steamed soy milk
hay baby can I get a cup of your sweet bean juice?

oh I think I went too far on the last one, you're welcome everyone.


I was going to write a pun about steamed soy milk but I can't beat this.

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I was going to write a pun about steamed soy milk but I can't beat this.

Ooh ooh, how about I go in there and say: "Hey! Can I have some steamed boy mil... I mean Soy! Soy milk!"

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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Mars wrote:
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I was going to write a pun about steamed soy milk but I can't beat this.

Ooh ooh, how about I go in there and say: "Hey! Can I have some steamed boy mil... I mean Soy! Soy milk!"


Oh my god I just laughed so hard/threw up.

I like reading about crushes people have in Portland so I can try and figure out who they are. I mean, not that there are so few coffee shops here that I could actually figure it out.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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strawberryrock wrote:
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pannkakan wrote:
I was going to write a pun about steamed soy milk but I can't beat this.

Ooh ooh, how about I go in there and say: "Hey! Can I have some steamed boy mil... I mean Soy! Soy milk!"


Oh my god I just laughed so hard/threw up.

I like reading about crushes people have in Portland so I can try and figure out who they are. I mean, not that there are so few coffee shops here that I could actually figure it out.

Hint, the shop has the same name as the neighborhood it's in.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:12 pm 
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Mars wrote:
Hint, the shop has the same name as the neighborhood it's in.


I'm sure this will occur to me eventually!

Tangientally related, I recently met a girl on OkCupid who I think is your coworker if I am remembering correctly.

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Hint, the shop has the same name as the neighborhood it's in.


I'm sure this will occur to me eventually!

Tangientally related, I recently met a girl on OkCupid who I think is your coworker if I am remembering correctly.

Telleth me her name!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:21 pm 
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Mars wrote:
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Hint, the shop has the same name as the neighborhood it's in.


I'm sure this will occur to me eventually!

Tangientally related, I recently met a girl on OkCupid who I think is your coworker if I am remembering correctly.

Telleth me her name!


But she's vegan and what if she reads here?

Also she was just looking for friends anyway. Which is cool. She is cute though. Also it's possible that you work at a different location than I think you do. (Arbor Lodge? Or do I remember this wrong?)

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Mars wrote:
pannkakan wrote:
I was going to write a pun about steamed soy milk but I can't beat this.

Ooh ooh, how about I go in there and say: "Hey! Can I have some steamed boy mil... I mean Soy! Soy milk!"


ANNNNDDDD quinoa out my nose.

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Mars wrote:
pannkakan wrote:
I was going to write a pun about steamed soy milk but I can't beat this.

Ooh ooh, how about I go in there and say: "Hey! Can I have some steamed boy mil... I mean Soy! Soy milk!"


Well you've gotta do it now! It's brilliant.

Meanwhile, I'm chillin' over here in my Snuggie, hoping that my life has turned into You've Got Mail.

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My crush has become my best friend. I feel weird saying that, because I think we are attracted to each other, but we haven't done anything about that yet. But I've gotten pretty attached, and it makes me very sad when he talks about moving.


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OMG IM GOING TO BARF






I just got home after inviting crush to my birthday party. I went in to his shop JUST to do that, he asked if I wanted coffee and I was all, 'ah, no, I already got some here this morning!'... WHAT DID I JUST DO. I wrote my name, address, and number on a post it note and my writing looks so ridiculous because my hand was shaking so much! Fork! Smiling! But no! Bad! Good!

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Mars wrote:
OMG IM GOING TO BARF






I just got home after inviting crush to my birthday party. I went in to his shop JUST to do that, he asked if I wanted coffee and I was all, 'ah, no, I already got some here this morning!'... WHAT DID I JUST DO. I wrote my name, address, and number on a post it note and my writing looks so ridiculous because my hand was shaking so much! Fork! Smiling! But no! Bad! Good!


This is badass.

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Mars, you are THE BEST!

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It kinda felt like people were looking at me too, there was a bunch of customers around and his coworker, whom, as a regular, I know as well as I know him, but yet totally ignored and did not ask if they wanted to come. AWKWARD.

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if I had been a customer and seen you I would probs be thinking you were awesome fyi

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Mars, you are so awesome!!

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Mars, I could never do that in a million years. Truly awesome.

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My crush has become my best friend. I feel weird saying that, because I think we are attracted to each other, but we haven't done anything about that yet. But I've gotten pretty attached, and it makes me very sad when he talks about moving.

I've been lurking and reading about this, and wondering. So are you not dating then? What happened? You should make a move!

I've been seeing my crush and doing date-like things for about a month now (this is vegan ice cream guy if anyone remembers). He's ridiculously kind and considerate and just a wonderful person. Last weekend was great, we spent 12 hours together and napped on the beach and went to a tofu restaurant and it was just a perfect day. We totally held hands for about a minute (getting on a crowded train), and I thought we were making progress into dating territory, but then this weekend we met and hardly anything physical happened at all, so I guess not? We planned a picnic and it started raining and the food I made didn't turn out the way I wanted and I forgot some essential supplies along with a change of clothes (coming from work) and it was cold and I felt like everything was wrong. Then we watched a movie at my house after the picnic and it was the first time we were together in private and he totally could have made a move but didn't. But I'm pretty sure we'll have another pseudo-date next weekend.

If this was a guy who I knew dated a lot and had many female friends, I would think that he just liked me as a friend. But he has very few friends and rarely sees them anyway, and in the year that I've known him I have yet to hear whether he's actually dated anyone ever (he must have at some point, but definitely not recently). I think I'm the person who is closest to him outside family right now. Trying to figure out what we are at the moment is perplexing, but I'm not pushing anything because I figure if he likes me then eventually he'll feel comfortable enough to make a definite move, and if not then we will slide into friend territory comfortably.

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but I'm not pushing anything because I figure if he likes me then eventually he'll feel comfortable enough to make a definite move, and if not then we will slide into friend territory comfortably.

Sounds to me like he might be the type of guy waiting for you to make a move.

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So, it's the day after my crazy invite, I go in to get a coffee again just now (I'm typing this in here now!) and he wa super chatty with me! More than normal! He asked me if I watch Game of Thrones! What! Of course I do!

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