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starrynight87
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Post subject: If you like pants, this thread is not for you.  Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:23 pm |
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:28 pm |
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I am oddly fascinated by the bottom one.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:31 pm |
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:23 pm |
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acr wrote: That is a shirt my husband needs. He is rabidly anti-pants.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:48 pm |
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rohai wrote: I am oddly terrified by the bottom one.
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:04 pm |
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This thread is for me except for when it is cold and I need pants to keep me warm. And I need to recreate what's going on in the bottom one!
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:33 pm |
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My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:35 pm |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:39 pm |
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Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Nice! This reminds me of a joke: What does a dog do that a person steps into? Pants! I always thought that if I had a dog I would name it Spot so that when I let it out I could cry "Out, damned Spot!" (With no malice meant toward the dog of course!)
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:57 pm |
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Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Brilliant.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:22 am |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Nice! This reminds me of a joke: What does a dog do that a person steps into? Pants! I'm ashamed at how long it took me to get that.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:47 am |
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Oh my god. That bottom picture. I am entranced. Also, now I want to do that next time I stay over at my bf's apartment and scare the shiitake out of him. (When I stay over, I'll put on a pair of his PJ pants in the morning for lazing around, but he is well taller and girthier than I am, so they are enormous enough on me that I could probably do that.) Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Nice! This reminds me of a joke: What does a dog do that a person steps into? Pants! These are both brilliant. I want a dog named Pants now.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:24 am |
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Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. I just came here from the "Post a Pic of your Animal Friends" and your post about Pants and when I saw this thread title, I thought "How could you NOT like Pants!" I mean, that face!
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:55 am |
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:06 am |
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Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Omg omg A+ in dog naming. My friend wanted to name his dog Stella so that if she ever ran away he could stand in the street and holler "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA," but it was vetoed by his family :(
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:34 am |
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FabulouslyFierce wrote: Erinnerung wrote: My dog is named Pants. She's a good kind of pants, mainly because at the dog park we get to yell things like 'NO PANTS' and 'PANTS, DOWN'. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Brilliant. +1 yummy. The doggie variety excepted, I am fully in support of maintaining a pants-free state. I should also add that by "pants" I mean the kind you can wear outside the house; these fuzzy owl pants are wholly acceptable according to my value system.  Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: I always thought that if I had a dog I would name it Spot so that when I let it out I could cry "Out, damned Spot!" (With no malice meant toward the dog of course!
Check out the mug from which I am drinking coffee even as I type this.  My brother and his GF had a dog called Thief, and it was pretty funny when they would yell things like "Stop, Thief!"
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:53 am |
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bless you people, you have just turned my day around.
(i am also pretty much anti-pants)
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:56 am |
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Where is choirqueer? That kid is all about the no pants. Right now I'm all about the fleecy pants.
Pants as a dog name is one of the best things I've ever heard. I keep chuckling to myself!
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:21 am |
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interrobang?! wrote: knickers. Trousers can do one but I can't manage without me knickers. I need them more than a bra.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:23 am |
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Seriously, this thread without choirqueer is like smlove pie without the caramel layer and pecans.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:02 am |
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joyfulgirl wrote: Seriously, this thread without choirqueer is like smlove pie without the caramel layer and pecans. Thank you! Exactly! CQ!!! Where are you??? ETA: Mmm pie...
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:33 pm |
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I can't even begin to tell you the honor it does me that you all hear "no pants" and immediately think of me.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:57 pm |
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choirqueer wrote: I can't even begin to tell you the honor it does me that you all hear "no pants" and immediately think of me. Own it and embrace it, my friend; own it and embrace it.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:30 pm |
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I'm more of a no bra type of person. I can't wait to get home in the evening and whip off my bra.
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Post subject: Re: If you like pants, this thread is not for you. Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:34 pm |
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