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 Post subject: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:32 am 
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Some of these had me laughing so hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:38 am 
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I was laughing at least a little until I hit the racism. :-/

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:46 am 
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the one where the guy corrects a word in every response is hilarious.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:23 am 
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I feel so bad for the girl with the misspelled tattoo.
And I think "Jean Simmons" was my favorite.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:47 am 
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haha, the last one is EPIC.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:00 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:01 am 
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This is so great. I wanted more!


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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:08 am 
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Oh, yeah! There's Lamebook and Failbook which have tons of these! If you didn't hate humanity before, you'll hate them after reading those blogs. One of my favorites:

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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:17 am 
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These are great. The City of Angels one drove me batty though. The spelling, the grammar, oh my. Also, it's MEG RYAN, not Nicole Kidman, the man is Nicholas Cage and he's an angel, not a spirit.... and so many other things. I was losing my mind. I care way to much.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:29 am 
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So funny! I love lamebook.

Yesterday I wrote on FB that I was "planning on doing something spontaneous this weekend!" Someone was like hahahah you can't plan on doing something spontaneous or its not spontaneous haha your dumb. I was obvs joking but now do all my friends think I'm the dumb one? Who knows.


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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:49 am 
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allularpunk wrote:
the one where the guy corrects a word in every response is hilarious.

This is something one of my friends used to do in person, and it was hilarious.

I have to wonder about the tattoo, though. Wouldn't the tattoo artist have said something or do they just keep their mouths shut when people go in for tattoos.

Jean Simmons was my fav as well, AutumnLeaves.

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hahahah so awesome, gave me a good laugh :)

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I think this one is my fave!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:17 pm 
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gaia13 wrote:
allularpunk wrote:
the one where the guy corrects a word in every response is hilarious.

This is something one of my friends used to do in person, and it was hilarious.


I do this with my mothers speech. For some reason she refuses to pronounce words correctly or use correct grammar. She'll say something like,"I ain't got no money" and I'll say,"I do not have any money, mum."

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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:50 pm 
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allularpunk wrote:
the one where the guy corrects a word in every response is hilarious.

That was my favorite!

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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:23 pm 
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the one where the guy corrects a word in every response is hilarious.
I know! I kind of want to marry him.

"*You're as in you're making this too easy for me."

(Also, the US really shouldn't be bombing Labia.)

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 Post subject: Re: Obnoxious responses to misspellings on facebook
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Yeah, I'd have to go with the 'bombing Labia' one. Chortle!

However, I have to say that I auto-corrected the FB writer in my head: 'we' = NATO, not 'USA'--I guess I just have this hunch that she didn't realize under what auspices forces had been activated.

...Well, I thoroughly killed that joke.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:54 pm 
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That was too funny. And now I'm worried about everything I post.


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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:01 am 
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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2011 6:47 am 
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