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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:11 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:23 pm 
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Actually, I think I'd rather like that. Wouldn't match the furniture, though.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:27 pm 
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I kind of think that Lavawitch needs this for transporting Mollyl

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I actually know someone who would love this!


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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 11:19 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:42 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:57 pm 
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Oh, that's horrifying. And the description is just the worst! Totally traumatizing.


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:52 am 
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Either he is wearing jodhpurs or he has hip goiters.

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To clarify: goiters on his hips, not goiters that are, you know. All hip and everything.

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To clarify further: I'm aware that goiters do not grow on and/or from hips.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:17 am 
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Why did they have to make his eyes so soulless? That is horrifying.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:28 am 
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To clarify further: I'm aware that goiters do not grow on and/or from hips.


Maybe they're so big that they sagged down from his neck and now dangle around his hips.

He needs a goiter bra.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:08 pm 
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I really like describing goiters as hip.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:28 pm 
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Maybe they're so big that they sagged down from his neck and now dangle around his hips.

He needs a goiter bra.

Oh, and I just chose a new sig. Someone else please sig this!

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't want you to give me
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:44 am 
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Hehe goiter bra. Goiter's a funny word and a terrible thing. Oh no how did I miss a new subnick! Ahhhh

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