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The smaller puff of smoke from the muzzle right after the initial blast of fire and stuff is the gasses from the propellant (gunpowder, more or less) being forced out by the bore evacuator so they don't exhaust back into the crew compartment and asphyxiate the crew. (Or give them cancer.)

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If I had one of those, I'd get even less done.

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If I had one of those, I'd get even less done.

(But I'd be happier.)


You'd be fine until you ran out of empty cans to crush. Then you'd cast about and settle on full cans-- you'd drink a couple but that would rapidly become impractical as your tummy filled with soda, and between that and curiosity, you'd start throwing in full cans. They'd explode entertainingly, and that six-pack of coke would quickly join its brethren, and the half-case of beer somebody left at your place after the ill-advised party last year, filling your yard with the bitter, yeasty stench of skunked beer. With those in the hopper, your eye would fall on the pantry. Do you dare? Do you? Cans of beans! Cans of corn and cans of soup and cans of those weird little sausages that turned out to be vegan, and cans of Chinese seitan in sauce! Cans crushed, soon jars would follow. And then-- things that are not cylindrical! Boxes would be partially crushed, tamped down, and crushed again, until finally they would fit through the slot! The hopper would fill, be emptied, and refill! Your furniture would be crushed to splinters, then your clothing, compressed into pucks as if you were going to fire them from a t-shirt cannon! You'd stop bothering to empty the hopper at all, crouching atop the remnants of your former life, reaching and crushing! Nothing would be spared! Nothing! All hail the can crusher, before which all are as cans to be crushed!

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FootFace wrote:
If I had one of those, I'd get even less done.

(But I'd be happier.)


You'd be fine until you ran out of empty cans to crush. Then you'd cast about and settle on full cans-- you'd drink a couple but that would rapidly become impractical as your tummy filled with soda, and between that and curiosity, you'd start throwing in full cans. They'd explode entertainingly, and that six-pack of coke would quickly join its brethren, and the half-case of beer somebody left at your place after the ill-advised party last year, filling your yard with the bitter, yeasty stench of skunked beer. With those in the hopper, your eye would fall on the pantry. Do you dare? Do you? Cans of beans! Cans of corn and cans of soup and cans of those weird little sausages that turned out to be vegan, and cans of Chinese seitan in sauce! Cans crushed, soon jars would follow. And then-- things that are not cylindrical! Boxes would be partially crushed, tamped down, and crushed again, until finally they would fit through the slot! The hopper would fill, be emptied, and refill! Your furniture would be crushed to splinters, then your clothing, compressed into pucks as if you were going to fire them from a t-shirt cannon! You'd stop bothering to empty the hopper at all, crouching atop the remnants of your former life, reaching and crushing! Nothing would be spared! Nothing! All hail the can crusher, before which all are as cans to be crushed!

So yeah, probably better you don't have one.


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