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Author:  Son of Seitan [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:54 pm ]
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http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm

Author:  FootFace [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:01 pm ]
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I...

Author:  FootFace [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:04 pm ]
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One of his nicknames is Vampire Lard.

And he has my birthday!

Author:  fezza [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:04 pm ]
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Damn "all attractive women" :[

Author:  Invictus [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:05 pm ]
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This sounds like an outstanding idea. I can't think of a single thing wrong with this plan. Outta my way ladies, I'm signing up!

Classy website design, too.

Author:  kfad [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:07 pm ]
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There is no way meeting that man would be a bad idea or end up with you locked in a basement. NO WAY!

Author:  Son of Seitan [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:07 pm ]
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Tattoos: 1--Chest-Burning Sigil of Baphomet

Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession)

hmmm....mom confiscated his weapons?

Author:  Invictus [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:09 pm ]
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Ooooh! An electrical option! And please, put pop rocks near my vagina. Putting sugar inside me will have no negative consequences!

Author:  mixmaster_mo [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:22 pm ]
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I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.

Author:  erawka [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:34 pm ]
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mixmaster_mo wrote:
I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.

That was my first thought, but I can't bring myself to type "+1 yummy!" with any sincerity.

Author:  amethyst [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:38 pm ]
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That's it. I'm taking a trip to Kentucky.

Author:  andi_vert [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:43 pm ]
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Bahaha. The application form is funny.
One of the options in Type of woman is "Who cares? I'm horny and want oral!"
Oookay.

Ohh and I uhh...didn't know about the use of alka-seltzer during oral sex.

Author:  Hoodwinked [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:52 pm ]
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mixmaster_mo wrote:
I'm wigged out by those lapping tongues. Just...gross.



+1
I got out of there fast

Author:  golden delicious [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:53 pm ]
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It's a shame, really, that I don't live in Kentucky.

Author:  koti [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:54 pm ]
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Crud... my family from that area originally...My luck that is like my 3rd cousin or something... let me hang my head in shame for a moment.

Author:  fezza [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:55 pm ]
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Do you think we'll get kfishered?

Author:  kfad [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:56 pm ]
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fezza wrote:
Do you hope we'll get kfishered?

Author:  Nummers [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:57 pm ]
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You gotta admire his honesty and polite manner:
"I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience."

But EWWW I feel skeeved out just visiting that site!!!

Author:  Nummers [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:57 pm ]
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fezza wrote:
Do you think we'll get kfishered?

oh shiitake!

Author:  Desdemona [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:02 pm ]
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golden delicious wrote:
It's a shame, really, that I don't live in Kentucky.

I know! Of course, we still don't know whether or not we'd "qualify," whatever the hell that means. {{{SHUDDER}}}

kfad wrote:
fezza wrote:
Do you hope we'll get kfishered?

This almost made juice come out my nose.

Author:  Hapax Legomenon [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:04 pm ]
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I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.
ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.
ETA again: his friend likes The Room.

Author:  Desdemona [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:10 pm ]
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Hapax Legomenon wrote:
I looked him up on Facebook and he 1) attends my university and 2) is friends with one of my friends.
ETA: in one of his tagged photos his hair is the same shade of blue mine was last month.


Someone is about to get LUCKAAAY!!! (Provided you meet his qualifications, that is!)

Author:  Son of Seitan [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:26 pm ]
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I gotta give him props on some AMAZING FB posts though:

You ever poop so good you get goosebumps?
August 25 at 9:20pm

girlfriend left me on Tuesday, but I'm in Daytona now. oh well, shiitake happens
July 24 at 5:53am

is wondering...Why is it when a smoker is smoking, people walk up and say, "You do know smoking can kill you, right?" but when a fat person is eating unhealthy foods, they don't say, "You do know that eating all of those fats can kill you, right?" Quitting smoking is just as much a personal choice as dieting and exercise.
April 10 at 8:19am ยท View Feedback (5)Hide Feedback (5)

made chocolate covered bacon!
March 27 at 5:45pm

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?.... Add detergent and dirty laundry.
February 8 at 2:44pm

Author:  fezza [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:31 pm ]
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kfad wrote:
fezza wrote:
Do you hope we'll get fishyfingered?

Author:  sparkythewonderdog [ Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:41 pm ]
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This Kentucky woman refuses to even click on that link.

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