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FootFace
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Post subject: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!  Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:35 am |
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:37 am |
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Until I got to the "looking for" part, I felt sorry for him.
He likes condoms, though, that's good.
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:39 am |
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I was so gonna call him til I got to the no dominatrix.
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:40 am |
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Darn, I am not a blonde or ginger.
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:40 am |
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| Frees Bunny Slippers |
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Not a bad idea. Think I might try this..
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interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:41 am |
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This should be in the dating thread. I mean.. who wouldn't?
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:41 am |
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Fee
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:42 am |
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If only I had six inch heels
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:44 am |
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If only he was into brunettes.
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:44 am |
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It just so happens I'm "drug & disease free." I "swear."
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:53 am |
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So all I need to do to snag this dude is be a hot, panting, sultry, ultrasexed steaming temple of voluptuousness in my Daisy Dukes and stillettos every second? Done! *takes dudes number, slips in pocket of ultrashort Daisy Dukes, clicks away in stillettos that I'm always, ALWAYS wearing like a prescribed uniform, dontchaknow*
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:12 pm |
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Willing to allow a guy to use condoms? Who prefers that? Who stipulates that? And are there really any women out there who are unwilling?
Also, where does he think he's going to meet these blonde hispanic native Americans?
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:13 pm |
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It's been said I'm a "great" kisser. I'm also a "real" woman. 
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:16 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:17 pm |
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That thing has creepy teeth.
Do you reckon they do custom RealDoll teeth? Like, if you're really into chicks with overbites, or have a fantasy about banging busted skaghead hookers with missing teeth. Hmm, overbites.... is there a Marge Simpson model? Someone has to be into that.
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:19 pm |
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I guess I'm going to have to get divorced.....
Oh wait, I'm not big chested, voluptuous, I don't have long hair, or fingernails, I don't wear mini skirts, daisy dukes..... etc etc etc
Damn. He sounded so good!!!
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:21 pm |
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kittee wrote: i have always wanted to date someone who rides the subway as a hobby. Ha! I was thinking the same thing. Who the fork rides the subway as a hobby?!
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:21 pm |
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Darn, I am just outside of his preferred age range - shucks
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:21 pm |
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If only I weren't a gold digger.
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:32 pm |
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He does have very nice handwriting.
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:33 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:39 pm |
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How many gold diggers would think "Hell yes! This guy works for UPS! Ka-Ching!"?
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:45 pm |
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seitanicverses wrote: So all I need to do to snag this dude is be a hot, panting, sultry, ultrasexed steaming temple of voluptuousness in my Daisy Dukes and stillettos every second? And be independent, while conforming to his fantasy of a "real woman".
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PSYCwon
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:02 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you! Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:07 pm |
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PSYCwon wrote: email sent!
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