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 Post subject: I eat vegans????
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:07 am 
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Husband was wearing a Go Vegan T-shirt in Wal-mart (I know, he deserves this for wearing it there) Some disgusting animal murdering idiot said "Go vegan? I eat vegans!"

Best reasonable response, anyone?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:21 am 
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Ignore! the only reason anyone says something like that is because they want a response from you. anything you say is giving them what they want.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:25 am 
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idji is wise. You don't have to respond to idiots.

So much better than engaging in a string of "Yo momma" insults. Though if you do that, please video it?

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 Post subject: Re: I eat vegans????
PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:32 am 
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Offer them a cupcake.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:43 am 
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Ah, yes. Actions speak louder than words. I'll get the cupcakes started. (and the video camera ready in case the cold shoulder and cupcakes fail).

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:14 am 
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I probably would have offered up my arm.

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"Good, I like a man who swallows."

+1000000 yummy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:47 am 
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Thought this said I eat vaginas.

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"Good, I like a man who swallows."


i change my mind. this is definitely what you should have said!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:34 pm 
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Ignore. I love not giving people the satisfaction of a reaction...I hope it gives them social blue balls.

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Momo wrote:
Thought this said I eat vaginas.


This thread is great with your signature.

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"Good, I like a man who swallows."

Hee hee hee

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RandiJM wrote:
Momo wrote:
Thought this said I eat vaginas.


This thread is great with your signature.


so it is! I like it :)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:12 pm 
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Gulliver wrote:
"Good, I like a man who swallows."

This is very much along the lines of what I was thinking/going to say.

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I wouldn't have said anything in that particular situation (I generally don't want to talk to random strangers), but when people say something mean-spirited about veganism in a social setting, I've taken to ruining their attempt at humor by asking the lamest questions possible. So if they tell me they're a member of People Eating Tasty Animals, I ask them who their treasurer is. If they say "Vegan means 'bad hunter' in [whatever language]," I ask them for more information about the dietary habits of [people who speak whatever language]. They usually shut up, because a 'joke' loses steam when it needs to be explained.


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i probably would have burped and kept walking

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i probably would have burped and kept walking

But isn't that your reaction to most things?

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i probably would have burped and kept walking

But isn't that your reaction to most things?


NO...I do other stuff...

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I would have made a grotesque face until he waked away.

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I probably would have offered up my arm.


With a bottle of hot sauce.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:32 pm 
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whip it out

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