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 Post subject: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:17 am 
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Wait, are those the two guys from Lard of the Rings?


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:18 am 
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The watch is amazing!


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:03 am 
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"It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you." (A lover who is covered in a beautiful pattern of "Mink, Lynx, or Jaguar...oooohhh, yeeeaaahhh.)

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It's good to have things stroke you while you make love, I guess.


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:01 pm 
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phhhhttt... love rug.... heeeeee!


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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sorry, furry love rug! how did I miss that?!


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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I want the love rug.


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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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I wonder how you clean it? I know they just say to wipe off stuffed animals and stuff, but like, you aren't (usually) sexin' all over stuffed animals, until you wrapped your bed in faux fur. Is it machine washable?

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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I'd wear that watch.

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Where's the bugink noodle splash mask? Pink foam to your heart's delight.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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At the risk of exposing my own ignorance by asking an obvious question, do pickles have some inherently Alpine quality of which I have been hitherto unaware? I mean, the lederhosen, the beer, the yodeling; have I been missing something?

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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I love this stuff!

I DO think Germans are known for their pickles..

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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pandacookie wrote:
Where's the bugink noodle splash mask? Pink foam to your heart's delight.


Here you go! <3

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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That's Chindogu, its supposed to be silly and not sell XD

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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I want this. Awesome gag gift! Looks like a musical green poo log.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:24 pm 
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So the love rug variets and jaguar, lynx and is it funk or punk? Either way I want to know.

And the yodeling pickle looks awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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pandacookie wrote:
Where's the bugink noodle splash mask? Pink foam to your heart's delight.


Here you go! <3

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Yes!!

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:27 pm 
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nickvicious wrote:
So the love rug variets and jaguar, lynx and is it funk or punk? Either way I want to know.

And the yodeling pickle looks awesome.

I wondered the same thing too, I think it's actually mink.

Oh, ETA: I love this thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Things I don't not want you to give me.
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