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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Most of you are being English, not 'British'! Stop being so racist, you slaaaaaags!


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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Desdemona wrote:
interrobang?! wrote:
Most of you are being English, not 'British'! Stop being so racist, you slaaaaaags!


Silence, chav!


Such a word doesn't exist here, ya ned!

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Just for you interrobang?!, some scottish jokes that a paper published under the header ""jokes to baffle non-scots"...

Q: Ten Cows in a field, which one is the cow with all the oil?
A: Coo Eight.

Q: Fifty cows in a field, which one is going on holiday?
A: The one with a wee calf.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays?
A: A skean dhu.
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Man takes a new pair of shoes back to the shoeshop and complains there is a lace missing.

"No" argues the assistant, "look at the label, it says Taiwan".

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Also noone has made an effort at what was once the london rude boy accent but what is now seemingly all across the south of england.

I remember living near croydon when i was about 11 and loving jungle and using lots of jamaican patois. Ah those were the days.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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guy burgess wrote:
Just for you interrobang?!, some scottish jokes that a paper published under the header ""jokes to baffle non-scots"...

Q: Ten Cows in a field, which one is the cow with all the oil?
A: Coo Eight.

Q: Fifty cows in a field, which one is going on holiday?
A: The one with a wee calf.

Q: What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays?
A: A skean dhu.
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Man takes a new pair of shoes back to the shoeshop and complains there is a lace missing.

"No" argues the assistant, "look at the label, it says Taiwan".

A silly yorkshire ebay mock up:

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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For Interrobang...

For brekkie I'ma have a jammy piece, teh butteries, and a raund a neeps...

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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I find this amusing. My English has always been "British-ish", but I cook in American (for which I blame Isa)!


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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Alright treacle? I bloody love this post.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Alright treacle? I bloody love this post.

Innit, though! (which should become the British equivalent of +1 yummy.)

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Ruby Rose wrote:
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Alright treacle? I bloody love this post.

Innit, though! (which should become the British equivalent of +1 yummy.)


I'm definitely going to say "innit, though" from now on.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Is it blud? seen.

Allow it man. Get me?

This one was also popular when i was around London...

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Pudding, it's what's for dessert.

After a spot of tea.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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Don't mind me, I'm just hoovering the foyer.

Ta, love. Those biscuit crumbs have been bugging the hell out of me.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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For some reason Tami thought it was funny when I said Half Past Seven.

So, Half Past Seven.

If you want me to speak Stoke, I can.

Dunna wurry about that, duck. I aren't even bothered.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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 Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!
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foyer? you weirdo, no one says that.


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