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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English!  Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:25 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:26 pm |
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interrobang?! wrote: Most of you are being English, not 'British'! Stop being so racist, you slaaaaaags! Thenk ye uncoly!
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Desdemona wrote: interrobang?! wrote: Most of you are being English, not 'British'! Stop being so racist, you slaaaaaags! Silence, chav! Such a word doesn't exist here, ya ned!
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guy burgess
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:52 pm |
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Just for you interrobang?!, some scottish jokes that a paper published under the header ""jokes to baffle non-scots"... Q: Ten Cows in a field, which one is the cow with all the oil? A: Coo Eight. Q: Fifty cows in a field, which one is going on holiday? A: The one with a wee calf. Q: What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A: A skean dhu. ------ Man takes a new pair of shoes back to the shoeshop and complains there is a lace missing. "No" argues the assistant, "look at the label, it says Taiwan". A silly yorkshire ebay mock up: 
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:52 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:55 pm |
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Also noone has made an effort at what was once the london rude boy accent but what is now seemingly all across the south of england.
I remember living near croydon when i was about 11 and loving jungle and using lots of jamaican patois. Ah those were the days.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:56 pm |
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guy burgess wrote: Just for you interrobang?!, some scottish jokes that a paper published under the header ""jokes to baffle non-scots"... Q: Ten Cows in a field, which one is the cow with all the oil? A: Coo Eight. Q: Fifty cows in a field, which one is going on holiday? A: The one with a wee calf. Q: What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A: A skean dhu. ------ Man takes a new pair of shoes back to the shoeshop and complains there is a lace missing. "No" argues the assistant, "look at the label, it says Taiwan". A silly yorkshire ebay mock up: Heeeeee! <3
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Phoenix
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:29 am |
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Desdemona wrote: Phoenix wrote: Hand over the cash, ya slag! I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney!  This should be your new avatar, ya geezer! I actually considered it, but I'd feel so bad ditching Heath!
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:48 am |
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edit: oopsies
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:57 am |
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For Interrobang...
For brekkie I'ma have a jammy piece, teh butteries, and a raund a neeps...
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:13 am |
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I find this amusing. My English has always been "British-ish", but I cook in American (for which I blame Isa)!
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:34 pm |
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Hooligans! The whole bloody lot of ya!
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:09 am |
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:56 am |
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Alright treacle? I bloody love this post.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:42 am |
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holylopez wrote: Alright treacle? I bloody love this post. Innit, though! (which should become the British equivalent of +1 yummy.)
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:51 am |
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Ruby Rose wrote: holylopez wrote: Alright treacle? I bloody love this post. Innit, though! (which should become the British equivalent of +1 yummy.) I'm definitely going to say "innit, though" from now on.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:19 am |
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Is it blud? seen.
Allow it man. Get me?
This one was also popular when i was around London...
"butters" meaning a person is ugly.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:38 am |
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Pudding, it's what's for dessert.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:39 am |
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fisticuffs wrote: Pudding, it's what's for dessert. After a spot of tea.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:40 am |
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:07 am |
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Veglicious wrote: Don't mind me, I'm just hoovering the foyer. Ta, love. Those biscuit crumbs have been bugging the hell out of me.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:08 am |
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For some reason Tami thought it was funny when I said Half Past Seven.
So, Half Past Seven.
If you want me to speak Stoke, I can.
Dunna wurry about that, duck. I aren't even bothered.
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:23 am |
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:52 am |
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That boy is well fit, he is.
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guy burgess
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Post subject: Re: Let's all speak in British English! Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:36 am |
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foyer? you weirdo, no one says that.
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