| Register  | FAQ  | Search | Login 
It is currently Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:30 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 28 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #47
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:34 am 
Offline
Grandfathered In
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:41 pm
Posts: 9466
Location: Seattle
Image

_________________
Did somebody say Keep on rockin?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:46 am 
Offline
Heeeerrrrree's JACKY!
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:39 pm
Posts: 3875
Location: the Eug
Actaully, this raises more questions than it answers...

_________________
Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.

"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:52 am 
Offline
Making Threats to Punks Again
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:36 pm
Posts: 1126
I wish I was 15 feet tall.

_________________
"I will rip out your IV and other roman numerals." - pandacookie
"The one thing I would not do for Aubrey Plaza is harm a baby, by the way." - strawberryrock


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:25 am 
Offline
Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:47 pm
Posts: 1868
Location: NC
How does this happen without evolution? I'm now very confused.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:50 pm 
Offline
Brain Made of Raw Seitan
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:33 pm
Posts: 1219
Location: Tachyon-coma, WA
Ah, so the average cubit was larger, therefore all of my calculations about the size of the ark are off. I get it now!

_________________
This thread is about Rowans, Jason Mraz and vibrators. ~ Rowan


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:01 pm 
Offline
Top of the food chain & doesn't need to prove it
User avatar

Joined: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:12 pm
Posts: 652
Adam and Noah had little people babies?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:38 pm 
Offline
Invented Vegan Meringue
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:08 pm
Posts: 4051
Location: Malvern, PA
So then how big was Goliath? The size of the Empire State Building?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:01 pm 
Offline
Banned from Vegan Freaks.
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:14 pm
Posts: 369
Location: outside Philly
actually, I still don't understand.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:20 pm 
Offline
Can't Dance, Isn't Part of Revolution

Joined: Tue May 03, 2011 5:11 pm
Posts: 147
For a minute there, I thought Noah was Gandalf.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:24 pm 
Offline
Kitchens Planning Manchester
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:28 pm
Posts: 2536
Location: Connecticut
I am...baffled.

_________________
"I never do anything you say, Isa. When I cook from VWAV and it says to add one cup of flour, I add three cups of olive oil! Now who wants some forking muffins??"-ExpiredSanity
Tumblr
Cast Iron & Cupcakes
I guess I have a Twitter now


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:34 pm 
Offline
So Totally Yiffy
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:21 pm
Posts: 41
Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:47 pm 
Offline
Hip Goiter
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:07 pm
Posts: 8156
Location: Philly/London
HBHO wrote:
For a minute there, I thought Noah was Gandalf.


Hahahhaah

And yes, what does it all mean?

_________________
@randibop for le tweets & le pics

Laughfrodisiac


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:59 pm 
Offline
Drunk Dialed Ian MacKaye
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:39 pm
Posts: 1858
Location: St. John's Newfoundland
God measures his love for you by your height!

ETA: Googling tells me creationists tried to explain dinosaur tracks as human tracks. People just used to be huge!

_________________
I was really surprised the first time I saw a penis. After those banana tutorials, I was expecting something so different. -Tofulish


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:06 pm 
Offline
Grandfathered In
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:41 pm
Posts: 9466
Location: Seattle
Antlers wrote:
Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


Plenty of people believe the bible is literally true. Giant humans is the least of it.

_________________
Did somebody say Keep on rockin?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:13 pm 
Offline
Not NOT A Furry
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:51 pm
Posts: 496
Location: the black abyss of my mind
Is that where midget fetishes came from?

_________________
...the momentum of the present hurtling into the future...
"Are we just talking about babies generally, or eating babies in tires with guac and salsa?" ~Fizzgig

Writing!
"personal journey" blog


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:39 pm 
Offline
Wal-Mart's White Knight
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:21 pm
Posts: 1124
Location: WGL/VIC/AUS
mushroom slave wrote:
Is that where Abercrombie & Fitch models came from?

_________________
"Pure cun­t roll au jus, madam?" —mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:45 am 
Offline
Has it on Blue Vinyl
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:09 pm
Posts: 2016
Location: Inglis st, Halifax NS
So... original dust humans were giants?

_________________
**Kisses, Licks and Bites**
Unfairly biased! -monkeytoes


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:58 am 
Offline
Bought a used copy of Natural Harvest
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:29 pm
Posts: 6045
Location: Land of Maple and Beavers
Antlers wrote:
Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


People also believe that bible folk lived to be hundreds of years old. Immortal giant humans!

_________________
Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumbles
Is this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:13 am 
Offline
Not NOT A Furry
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:36 am
Posts: 521
Location: Chicago
So.....it was Adam and Noah, not Adam and Steve?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:34 am 
Offline
Baking In The Flavor
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:27 pm
Posts: 173
Adam wore a fur kilt and had a bad 70's perm? He also appears to wearing a pair of Mammoth Crocs. I had hoped the Father of Humanity was cooler than that.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:39 am 
Offline
She's No Isa Chandra!
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:00 pm
Posts: 803
Location: Chicago
Maybe back then people had tiny feet, so the translation of "1 foot" is different than modern day measurement?

NO, that would be too logical.

_________________
Seitan Beats Your Meat
Photography


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:46 am 
Offline
Top of the food chain & doesn't need to prove it
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:53 pm
Posts: 631
Location: Utah
pepperpot wrote:
So.....it was Adam and Noah, not Adam and Steve?

Maybe Steve was off gathering berries and really it was Adam, Noah, and Steve. You know male polygamy back in those days was huuuuge.

_________________
Bloggity Blog:PeaceLoveandFruits http://loveandfruits.blogspot.com/

"If I was a celebrity with Twitter, I would totally use it to fork with people" -DangerZone


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:48 am 
Offline
ol' garly cooch
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:41 pm
Posts: 2828
Location: Kashyyyk
FootFace wrote:
Antlers wrote:
Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


Plenty of people believe the bible is literally true. Giant humans is the least of it.


According to the Jehovah's Witnesses in "My Book of Bible Stories" Giants were the offspring of angels who mated with humans.

_________________
I'm not dead, just sick.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:58 am 
Offline
Mispronounces Daiya
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:31 pm
Posts: 1451
Location: In the land of Druids and Moonrakers
Shy Mox wrote:
Googling tells me creationists tried to explain dinosaur tracks as human tracks. People just used to be huge!

And I guess also wore some amazing three-toed velociraptor slippers?

_________________
Cake is always the appropriate intervention. - choirqueer
We are here to discuss the gender politics of cats, not your mommy issues. - Expired Sanity


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:21 pm 
Offline
Dead by dawn
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:54 pm
Posts: 7709
Location: Seattle
I would quite like some amazing three-toed velociraptor slipper.

I still don't understand religion very well.

_________________
facebook
"The PPK: Come for the pie; stay for the croissants." - tinglepants!
"Cockblocked by Richard Branson- again!" - Erika Soyf*cker


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 28 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Dr. Apricot, Erika Soyf*cker, happyfaced, Mars, Quail, Tofulish, zwingtip and 10 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Template made by DEVPPL/ThatBigForum and fancied up by What Cheer