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FootFace
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Post subject: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #47  Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:34 am |
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:46 am |
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Actaully, this raises more questions than it answers...
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:52 am |
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I wish I was 15 feet tall.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:25 am |
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How does this happen without evolution? I'm now very confused.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:50 pm |
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Ah, so the average cubit was larger, therefore all of my calculations about the size of the ark are off. I get it now!
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:01 pm |
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Adam and Noah had little people babies?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:38 pm |
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So then how big was Goliath? The size of the Empire State Building?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:01 pm |
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actually, I still don't understand.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:20 pm |
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For a minute there, I thought Noah was Gandalf.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:24 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:34 pm |
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Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:47 pm |
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HBHO wrote: For a minute there, I thought Noah was Gandalf. Hahahhaah And yes, what does it all mean?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:59 pm |
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God measures his love for you by your height!
ETA: Googling tells me creationists tried to explain dinosaur tracks as human tracks. People just used to be huge!
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:06 pm |
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Antlers wrote: Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times. Plenty of people believe the bible is literally true. Giant humans is the least of it.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:13 pm |
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Is that where midget fetishes came from?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:39 pm |
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mushroom slave wrote: Is that where Abercrombie & Fitch models came from?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:45 am |
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So... original dust humans were giants?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:58 am |
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Antlers wrote: Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times. People also believe that bible folk lived to be hundreds of years old. Immortal giant humans!
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:13 am |
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So.....it was Adam and Noah, not Adam and Steve?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:34 am |
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Adam wore a fur kilt and had a bad 70's perm? He also appears to wearing a pair of Mammoth Crocs. I had hoped the Father of Humanity was cooler than that.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:39 am |
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:46 am |
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pepperpot wrote: So.....it was Adam and Noah, not Adam and Steve? Maybe Steve was off gathering berries and really it was Adam, Noah, and Steve. You know male polygamy back in those days was huuuuge.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:48 am |
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FootFace wrote: Antlers wrote: Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times. Plenty of people believe the bible is literally true. Giant humans is the least of it. According to the Jehovah's Witnesses in "My Book of Bible Stories" Giants were the offspring of angels who mated with humans.
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:58 am |
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Shy Mox wrote: Googling tells me creationists tried to explain dinosaur tracks as human tracks. People just used to be huge! And I guess also wore some amazing three-toed velociraptor slippers?
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Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:21 pm |
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I would quite like some amazing three-toed velociraptor slipper.
I still don't understand religion very well.
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