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 Post subject: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #47
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:34 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:46 am 
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Actaully, this raises more questions than it answers...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:52 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:25 am 
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How does this happen without evolution? I'm now very confused.


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Ah, so the average cubit was larger, therefore all of my calculations about the size of the ark are off. I get it now!

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Adam and Noah had little people babies?


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So then how big was Goliath? The size of the Empire State Building?


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:20 pm 
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For a minute there, I thought Noah was Gandalf.


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Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:47 pm 
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For a minute there, I thought Noah was Gandalf.


Hahahhaah

And yes, what does it all mean?

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ETA: Googling tells me creationists tried to explain dinosaur tracks as human tracks. People just used to be huge!

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Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


Plenty of people believe the bible is literally true. Giant humans is the least of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:45 am 
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So... original dust humans were giants?

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Antlers wrote:
Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


People also believe that bible folk lived to be hundreds of years old. Immortal giant humans!

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So.....it was Adam and Noah, not Adam and Steve?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:34 am 
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Adam wore a fur kilt and had a bad 70's perm? He also appears to wearing a pair of Mammoth Crocs. I had hoped the Father of Humanity was cooler than that.


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 Post subject: Re: Picture for making you (finally!) understand religion #4
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Maybe back then people had tiny feet, so the translation of "1 foot" is different than modern day measurement?

NO, that would be too logical.

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So.....it was Adam and Noah, not Adam and Steve?

Maybe Steve was off gathering berries and really it was Adam, Noah, and Steve. You know male polygamy back in those days was huuuuge.

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Antlers wrote:
Is... there a context for this? Because now I really want to know if there are people who actually believe that humans were giants in old testament times.


Plenty of people believe the bible is literally true. Giant humans is the least of it.


According to the Jehovah's Witnesses in "My Book of Bible Stories" Giants were the offspring of angels who mated with humans.

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Googling tells me creationists tried to explain dinosaur tracks as human tracks. People just used to be huge!

And I guess also wore some amazing three-toed velociraptor slippers?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:21 pm 
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I would quite like some amazing three-toed velociraptor slipper.

I still don't understand religion very well.

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