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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:27 pm 
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I love showering, but I can't stand blow-drying my hair. I can't count the number of times I've thought of shaving my head to just be rid of that annoying process.

Don't even get me started on blow-drying my hair. I do that about twice a year.


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:04 am 
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Since most of you will hate me for this it deserves to be in FWP...

I agreed to see Jeff Mangum with my boyfriend but now that I've been here for two hours and he's not on yet and he won't be done until late... I'm really regretting it. Bored! Sleepy!


Ha, I went on the 18th! I thought Jeff was so so amazing, but I was secretly whiny about having just worked out and being way too thirsty and tired. I was also bored of the long wait. My body was too out of wack to fully appreciate it.

Heh, yeah, he was actually really amazing, I was honestly a bit shocked at how much prettier his voice sounded. But still, that was so much waiting. Oh god.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:48 pm 
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I came home exhausted and hungry and tore off my dress clothes (for cozy home half-gym half-pj clothes!) and wripped my mala in the process. It snapped at the center bead. It's an easy thing to fix, but I don't have the tools.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:40 pm 
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i could only watch TWO episodes of twin peaks tonight because my roommate was sleepy and wanted to go to bed! (and i can't watch it without her!!!)

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:41 pm 
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also, i ordered latex stockings from an online company, and they're too big, so i'm going to have to send them back for a different size. after already waiting 4 months to get them.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:24 pm 
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I'm only getting GPRS phone reception in this restaurant. not even EDGE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THIS PAGE TOOK TO LOAD?

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:51 pm 
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I ran out of olive oil when I was making sauce so I had to use plain vegetable oil.


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:02 pm 
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I have to fix my netflix queue...

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:54 pm 
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The velcro on my messenger bag keeps catching on my tights and ruining them! So infuriating. THIS IS WHY I CAN'T WEAR NICE THINGS.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:00 pm 
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I live a few miles from the interstate. I am so sick of listening to morons on their crotch rockets today.


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:31 pm 
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I live a few miles from the interstate. I am so sick of listening to morons on their crotch rockets today.
I don't know what a crotch rocket is, but I used to go to bed with earplugs in because my housemate moaned like a whale during sex.


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:33 pm 
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The internet is boring me today. how is that even possible..?


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:53 pm 
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I live a few miles from the interstate. I am so sick of listening to morons on their crotch rockets today.
I don't know what a crotch rocket is, but I used to go to bed with earplugs in because my housemate moaned like a whale during sex.

Crotch rockets are a type of motorcycle.

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The internet is boring me today. how is that even possible..?

Me too. And it's cold and snowy/raining, so I can't go outside and do anything.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:41 pm 
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I am cleaning my room and it is taking forever. I have a zillion clothes most of which have worn out too quickly or don't fit properly. My bathroom is next and it's even worse. Where did all those cosmetics come from? Oh and I have to organize my nail polish collection. Yeaaa. It's rough.


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:49 pm 
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Because I have so many different activities I can participate in, and because it was too hard, my guitar practice fell by the wayside, and lately I've only been playing the ukulele. Well, it turns out every single chord I learnt on the guitar is vanished from my memory! Now I'm going to have to decide whether to

a) stick to it this time
b) continue to treat my lovely guitar as an ornament in the corner of my living room next to the didgeridoo
c) just accept that I don't have the staying power to learn the guitar and sell it or give it away.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:05 pm 
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I just started making Mexican rice pudding and I totally forked it up. I'm going to throw it out and start from scratch with more ingredients.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:57 pm 
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I thought today I had a 'Floral World Problem':

I was walking around on my lunch and I noticed I had a ribbon piece attatched to my shoe, trailing behind just like the whole 'toilet paper attached to shoe' thing. So embarrassing! Okay actually not really. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:27 pm 
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OMG, Mars! You're the cutest!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:37 pm 
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Mars wrote:
I thought today I had a 'Floral World Problem':

I was walking around on my lunch and I noticed I had a ribbon piece attatched to my shoe, trailing behind just like the whole 'toilet paper attached to shoe' thing. So embarrassing! Okay actually not really. ;)


Keep that up and you'll start a fashion trend!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:50 pm 
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I'm hungry and in the mood for a sandwich, but I don't know if I want a plain grilled cheese with Daiya or if I should add Tofurky slices.

Earlier today I tried dyeing my hair a lighter shade of brown. I don't see much change (if any) on the length and ends of my hair, but now the roots and crown are significantly lighter. phooey. Now I'm going to have to re-do the roots with a color that matches the rest more closely so it isn't such a huge contrast.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:52 pm 
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Add Tofurkey slices! I've gotten hooked on those lately for lunch.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:02 am 
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ijustdiedinside posted doughnuts topped with ice cream in the food porn section, and now I really want doughnuts but it's raining and a whole 25 minute walk to the nearest place I can get vegan doughnuts.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:06 am 
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finished all my crazy work early, but my flight's not til thursday. now what do i do?

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:58 am 
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or: i want to go to amsterdam tomorrow to celebrate a friend's birthday/fundraise with my favorite ngo on princesgracht but i have crazy early meetings tuesday morning (my birthday!) and don't want to do 5 hours roundtrip on trains full of crazy drunk people.

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