Post Punk Kitchen Forum

Me too. FB mustards.

Me thrizzle. I need to come up with a brilliantly artistic and/or clever cover image now.

And me. I Do Not Like It.

facebook would like to remind you that no one can outrun time(line).

You'll get used to it. I hated it at first but I've come around. Join us.

I don't have it yet!

I'm waiting for a parcel and the UPS delivery estimate is 'before end of day'. Couldn't they at least specify am or pm? I need to shower, I bet they'll show up just when I'm lathering up.

This. SO MUCH.

You'd think they'd have advanced tracking a package with all the possibilities we have with smart phones and GPS tracking and whatnot. Nope.

On the plus side, you've got the opening sequence to a porn film there, if you want to start writing one...

i seem to have managed to avoid timeline; does facebook force it on you?

i can't decide whether i want chinese take out with soba noodles or caribbean chickpea/potato curry with rice for lunch.

Yes, fb will force it on you eventually. I got switched last week.

The battery in my iPhone is dying and anytime I open an app it shuts down on me, so bloody annoying.

Both of those things sound amazing. I am having leftovers for lunch.

I wore my contact to work because I'm going straight to spin class afterwards and I don't like wearing my glasses during spin. Staring at a computer monitor all day with my contacts in has given me eye strain.

Building on that, my gym is getting new spin bikes that have readouts with your RPM, etc. But I get so sweaty that I end up taking my glasses off. On the new bikes, I can't read the readout without my glasses, and there's nowhere on the bike to put my glasses. (on the old bikes, the handlebars are bulky enough that I can do something with a towel) I guess I could try to deal with the sweaty glasses, but I'm the type who can't deal with any smudges at all.

A small bag on the floor?

I just got home from a glorious stay in Berlin. However, I did not have the time to properly clean my kitchen before I left, and now it's infested with fruit flies. Boo.

Trader Joe's didn't have broccoli slaw today. Wah.

One of my cats has done a poo on the kitchen floor. Not good.

Ordered two books and a "filler" item to get to free shipping total from Amazon on Friday, only thing they've shipped is the two dollar cat toy, books say in stock, but are still sitting there.

I am lightly sunburned from floating on an inner tube on a river in wine country while camping and wine tasting with friends for the weekend. It's not a bad sunburn--not really painful, just UNCOMFORTABLE.

I had to push back a tattoo appointment because of it, too!

I've had timeline for quite awhile and I like it. You can add events from years past, which can be kind of fun.

My favorite yoga pants shrunk in the dryer.

I caught a bad cold from a work colleague and I'm concerned that I'll feel too ill to go to my personal training session on Thursday.

The other day I found myself thinking, with genuine irritation, "these local organic collards are so dirty."

A company on my facebook feed spoilered this week's Great British Bake Off (which I usually watch on catch-up at my friend's house or on iPlayer because I don't have a TV and hence don't have a license to watch live programmes). Bumfaces!