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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:25 pm 
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I just got in from the garden, where I've been picking mint for the past half hour. It'll be for the bar at a huge fundraising event I'm organizing tonight (where a seat costs $500). I've been complaining and freaking out for the past ten minutes about my hand brushing against what I believe was a spider web while picking leaves. Eeeeeeeeee....


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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:26 pm 
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I just got a cell phone and now my mom will probably be calling me.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:40 pm 
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just spilled my lunch on my new dress that I am wearing for the first time.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:06 pm 
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I'm really full, but I have a nice looking melon right here beside me which I really want now. Don't know how to make room for it in my stomach.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:10 pm 
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I blew a fuse on my hand blender before I made the part of my dinner that required use of the hand blender.

Also, the cut from the removal of my (free) birth control device (that was both implanted and removed at a free doctor's appointment) is itchy and sore.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:14 pm 
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Tofulish - I make sure strangers don't say anything about my bump by avoiding eye contact and scowling a little bit when I'm in public. Works a treat! Of course, it probably does make me look like a dick.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:28 pm 
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I have a headache from reading too much at my (sort of) paid internship on my netbook while wearing my (way too expensive) reading glasses. I'm also being cranky because I am out of peanuts and all I have to snack on is dried papaya

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:46 pm 
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My cell phone which is also my alarm clock died while I was sleeping, it was plugged in charging, and now it won't turn on, even after taking out the battery and putting it back in. My husband has never woken up to his own alarms a day in his life, so we both slept right through my important doctor appointment, and now they can't get me in until September 1st. Blerg.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:01 pm 
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my boyfriend friended my mom on facebook and saw a bunch of pictures she has in an album of me and my ex-fiance, so now he's being kind of weird. I think facebook is the epitome of first world problems.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:03 pm 
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dropscone wrote:
Tofulish - I make sure strangers don't say anything about my bump by avoiding eye contact and scowling a little bit when I'm in public. Works a treat! Of course, it probably does make me look like a dick.


I sometimes do that, but often am surprised (both positively and negatively) when I'm just on autopilot. Today a very nice older man hurried over to me, to fuss that I should get out of the heat in my delicate condition. It was kind of sweet. And people have been letting me skip to the front of the line at wholefoods, give me their seats on buses etc and in one case actually asked if they could get me a drink so I didn't have to get up. If I'm not tired and cranky, I am generally fine, but sometimes I just feel like they're saying I'm a behemoth.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:05 pm 
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Fizzgig wrote:
my boyfriend friended my mom on facebook and saw a bunch of pictures she has in an album of me and my ex-fiance, so now he's being kind of weird. I think facebook is the epitome of first world problems.


I concur with this assessment. I totally feel for your boyfriend, but nonetheless. That is a cruddy situation for you. Stupid facebook!

My cat is so healthy and content with her life that she didn't finish all her dinner last night and is now bugging me to throw out the unused food and give her FRESH dinner. I'll do it, but dang, my cat is a whiny spoiled little first world kitty.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:32 pm 
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I don't feel like working right now so I'm on the ppk but the threads I frequent are dead!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:44 pm 
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Fizzgig wrote:
my boyfriend friended my mom on facebook and saw a bunch of pictures she has in an album of me and my ex-fiance, so now he's being kind of weird. I think facebook is the epitome of first world problems.


It is! I'm trying to work up the courage to ask Boyfriend if I could set my relationship status to being in a relationship with him.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:45 pm 
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My nail polish is getting old and it's all weird and gloopy. But I already started painting my nails so I just have to tough it out until all ten are finished and hope the top coat will make it look OK. Waaaaaaaah.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:46 pm 
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My college's tuition cost per unit is increasing by $10 :( I'm so grateful that I can go to college when so many people don't have that opportunity, but it still kinda sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
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They changed the gas meter. Now the pilot on the water heater won't light. I haven't showered in two days, and we have dinner plans in four hours.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:11 am 
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Shy Mox wrote:
Fizzgig wrote:
my boyfriend friended my mom on facebook and saw a bunch of pictures she has in an album of me and my ex-fiance, so now he's being kind of weird. I think facebook is the epitome of first world problems.


It is! I'm trying to work up the courage to ask Boyfriend if I could set my relationship status to being in a relationship with him.

Omigod, you mean facebook relationship status change is a whole 'nother step I have to worry about after I figure out when it's OK to call someone my boyfriend?

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:36 am 
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Facebook relationship status is kind of A Big Deal.

I'm watching "Camelot" on Netflix Instant and it is AWFUL but I can't stop because I'm in bed with my laptop and my cat is sprawled sleeping so adorably and so happily across my legs that I'd feel like a huge crasshole if I disturbed her. So I'll just keep watching and grimacing.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:00 am 
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My boyfriend and my mom are now facebook friends and she sends him long messages every week now. Like updating him about everything. She had his email before but she looves the fachay. Its so funny (at least he says he thinks so).

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:15 am 
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People are coming in 3 hours and I still need to CLEAN ALL THE THINGS.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:44 am 
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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:05 am 
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It's so hot that I can't decide if I want to leave work at 1:30, or stay longer because it's nice and cool here. When I get home I'll have to lock myself in the bedroom where the only air conditioner is, and that's annoying because I want to play a computer game and I don't want to have to use the laptop in my lap cause I hate playing with a touchpad.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
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Facebook relationship status is kind of A Big Deal.

I'm watching "Camelot" on Netflix Instant and it is AWFUL but I can't stop because I'm in bed with my laptop and my cat is sprawled sleeping so adorably and so happily across my legs that I'd feel like a huge crasshole if I disturbed her. So I'll just keep watching and grimacing.


Camelot the show? It is so not awful! Eva Green gets naked in it! Anything in which Eva Green exists is worthwhile.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
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Was sent home from work because i'm not feeling 100%. Despite potentially being infectious I wanna go out and eat food.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:51 am 
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zwingtip wrote:
DarthCupcake wrote:
Facebook relationship status is kind of A Big Deal.

I'm watching "Camelot" on Netflix Instant and it is AWFUL but I can't stop because I'm in bed with my laptop and my cat is sprawled sleeping so adorably and so happily across my legs that I'd feel like a huge crasshole if I disturbed her. So I'll just keep watching and grimacing.


Camelot the show? It is so not awful! Eva Green gets naked in it! Anything in which Eva Green exists is worthwhile.


The characters are just so not compelling and the plot is... meh. Also, what is with the use of so much crushed velvet in TV show costuming lately? Crushed velvet is awful.

My dad and stepmom just left to fly halfway across the country in a 64 year old airplane. They are rad, and now I am kind of lonely, lying around in the house without them. I have liked visiting and hanging out with them this week.

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