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I'm afraid anything I post here is going to end up on white wine

This counts as your First World Problem, right? :D

Another!

Oh no, I got the following message while trying to read whitewhine.com! "We're sorry. Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're working quickly to resolve the issue."

Uh oh!

Servers overloaded? First world problem.

-My Nalgene water bottle always absorbs the smell of whatever I'm eating while drinking out of it.
-The guy who I am text-flirting with always takes way too long to respond to my texts.
-I finally found a travel-size bottle of conditioner that wasn't tested on animals, but it was hella expensive.
-These obnoxious girls sitting near me on the bus earlier kept using the word "hella," and it was hella obnoxious.

You guys, my life is so hard!

My window-unit air conditioner is too noisy to watch TV at a volume I find comfortable.

Yeah, when the sound of me crunching my potato chips drowns out the TV.

Growing up, I used to be so embarassed to live in a trailer-home. Now, I think, "That thing had two bathrooms! I want a second bathroom!"

fork I hate this. It's so annoying. So I have to turn the TV up way too loud, and in the moments I don't have my mouth stuffed, it feels like they're yelling at me.

I legitimately need some advice about something and this seems like a good place. I have a store credit card that I used to get some furniture and I would be absolutely THRILLED and OVER THE MOON to be making the payments on time, except they never send me statements. After getting a call about it, I went online and paid the overdue portion. I also double checked to make sure the address is correct and that I'm not signed up for online statements only, and I'm not. I've gotten late fees twice just because I'm a teensy bit scatterbrained and with certain things I kind of need the paper bill to keep track of my bizness.

I wrote to them about how skeevy I think it is that they charge me $35 late fees and molest me over the phone about bills that are 2 weeks late because I just forgot about them. What else can I do?

My appartment building has 12 units and 1 washer.... I haven't done laundry in about a month.. and now I need to wash 2 loads of clothes, plus bedding...

HA!!! Someone made me feel ashamed of living in a 'double-wide' and told me to "get a real house." I had the best bathroom in that thing EVER though. A soaking tub AND a shower. AND across the hall we had a washer/dryer. I would LOVE to have a bath tub and a washer/dryer!

Can you turn it around on them that they weren't sending statements?

Someone's having croissant problems! http://whitewhine.com/post/5452409783/n ... having-the

I can't hear The Daily Show over the kids next door. How dare they swim and splash?!

My bacon cheddar Cheezly went mouldy. And I bought it in Brighton, so I can't replace it.

My grandparents had the trees over the pool cut so now there isn't any shade in the pool.

Anything relating to a pool is instantly a first-world problem. This one made me laugh.

I bought too much at the Health Food shop and I can't fit it all in the freezer.

I thought this one was pretty perfect, even I had to laugh at it.

I'm reading an analog book right now and it's so dim compared to my nook. And the letters are so small. And it's so unevenly distributed!

My roommates recently installed a surround-sound system in our living room and it's preventing me from fully enjoying netflix in my bedroom..

I just ... really don't feel like doing the dishes.