Post Punk Kitchen Forum

I was saving up to buy a Nintendo DSi XL so I'd have something to play in the handheld lounge at PAX, but my car decided it needed a new tie rod and I had to spend all my DS money to fix it. Oh sad is the world.

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The loaf of organic sourdough I bought is too tall for my toaster, so the top 2cm of my toast is just bread. :-(

I don't even have a toaster, so I had to eat my sandwich on soft bread!

I still haven't figured out the perfect adjustment for my new ivory-colored sofa slipcover.

Also, double-wides always have the best bathrooms! Two of my friends live in double-wides, and their bathrooms are the size of my kitchen. And they have huge soaker tubs PLUS a shower PLUS double sinks. And they both have smaller "guest" bathrooms that have tubs! Here I am living in a 3br house with one tiny bathroom and NO SOAKER TUB. If I ever had the chance to buy/live on a nice piece of land, I would totally get a double-wide.

Nearly every piece of bread I could make or buy is too tall for my toaster. I always have to flip my bread to ensure even toastiness.

I have sooo many first world problems but I'm feeling hard pressed to come up with any right now...

Oh! I cant figure out how to view my email on my smart phone! What am I going to do???

Before I gave up gluten, I'd make toast by putting bread slices in the oven. It turns out pretty awesome!

My dad's TV has two remotes. I can't figure out how to make EITHER of them work.

hahaha oh man both of those 1st world videos are awesome.

Here's mine: I'm upset because I just ruined my diet by stuffing my face with Dandies marshmallows before dinner.

Also, I'm mad at my husband - it is all his fault for going swimming in the pool while I put the baby to sleep and making me wait to eat dinner with him. I could go outside with him, but I'm too lazy to bring the laptop outside so I could keep an eye on the baby with the video monitor.

Oh - and I'm also bummed I can't go see Harry Potter tonight.

I'm out of wine.

Don't you just hate that?

I'm sad that I have given up my fruitless (har!) hunt for sour cherries. I want cherry pie, dammit.

I hate too! He recorded True Blood for me, and I about had a tantrum trying to get it working. Two remotes standing between me and ASkars = unhappy LW.

The infuriating thing is one if them has a button labeled "All On."

Do I turn this newly-returned spare computer into a music server? Or do I just buy a NAS and turn the spare computer into a print server? Maybe I should cobble together another spare computer, just in case.

Turn spare computer into a music AND print server. Build new spare computer and turn it into an automatic backup server.

I have to take a metric fork tonne (thanks for that, ppk) of clothes to consignment shops but they only do buying meetings during weekdays, which I can't do. grrrahhh.
Also, I have a couch and a chest of drawers I need to give away before I move (I craigslisted) but the takers need to pick it up themselves. Which they do not want to do.

I need to go shopping at the food co-op, but I haven't worked there for ages so I don't get a discount until I do, but I don't want to go in at all because then they're going to ask why I haven't been in for so long.

I'm full from too much chinese takeout.

Yup! This one has a second bathroom that has a decent shower/bath combo. No double sinks though, but still. I thought it was really nice! (Besides the fact that my dad is a bachelor/retired/borderline hoarder, it'd still be nice!)

I had no bananas for my green smoothie! I tried to put extra berries, frozen mango half, and peanut butter, but it still just tasted like kale!

Yesss this is the worst when it happens!!!

My first world problem is that you stole my first world problem.

My other problem is that according to the most recent statements from my health insurance company I've met my out of pocket max for the year, and they're paying everything now. Which is fan-freakin-tastic, except I think they're actually off by a grand, and I'm scared I'm going to get slammed with $1000 in medical bills at some random date in the future. I should just be happy I have insurance (woot woot new high risk pool) but I can't help but obsessively micromanage it now. Like I read my online statements twice a day every day.

Oh, and I finished an amazing burrito, but that means I don't have any more amazing burrito to eat.

I'm glad I got all this off my chest.

Can you start setting aside money each money towards owing another $1000 in medical bills?mthat way, when you don't, you can go buy nail polish.

I have a dedicated medical bills and insurance premiums checking account I stash all spare money in, but you make a good point, if I end up not getting charged for this by the end of the fiscal year (Dec 31st) I should celebrate with nail polish.

The peanut butter jar is almost empty, and my fingers are too short to reach the bottom so I can't just scoop the peanut butter directly onto the chocolate I'm eating. I have to use a spoon, which is INFINITELY more effort. Ugh.