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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:22 pm 
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I was saving up to buy a Nintendo DSi XL so I'd have something to play in the handheld lounge at PAX, but my car decided it needed a new tie rod and I had to spend all my DS money to fix it. Oh sad is the world.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:34 pm 
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I bought too much at the Health Food shop and I can't fit it all in the freezer.



hahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:58 pm 
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The loaf of organic sourdough I bought is too tall for my toaster, so the top 2cm of my toast is just bread. :-(

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:04 pm 
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I don't even have a toaster, so I had to eat my sandwich on soft bread!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:10 pm 
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I still haven't figured out the perfect adjustment for my new ivory-colored sofa slipcover.

Also, double-wides always have the best bathrooms! Two of my friends live in double-wides, and their bathrooms are the size of my kitchen. And they have huge soaker tubs PLUS a shower PLUS double sinks. And they both have smaller "guest" bathrooms that have tubs! Here I am living in a 3br house with one tiny bathroom and NO SOAKER TUB. If I ever had the chance to buy/live on a nice piece of land, I would totally get a double-wide.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:37 pm 
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mendelian wrote:
The loaf of organic sourdough I bought is too tall for my toaster, so the top 2cm of my toast is just bread. :-(

Nearly every piece of bread I could make or buy is too tall for my toaster. I always have to flip my bread to ensure even toastiness.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:42 pm 
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I have sooo many first world problems but I'm feeling hard pressed to come up with any right now...

Oh! I cant figure out how to view my email on my smart phone! What am I going to do???

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:57 pm 
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I don't even have a toaster, so I had to eat my sandwich on soft bread!


Before I gave up gluten, I'd make toast by putting bread slices in the oven. It turns out pretty awesome!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:41 pm 
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My dad's TV has two remotes. I can't figure out how to make EITHER of them work.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:05 pm 
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hahaha oh man both of those 1st world videos are awesome.

Here's mine: I'm upset because I just ruined my diet by stuffing my face with Dandies marshmallows before dinner.

Also, I'm mad at my husband - it is all his fault for going swimming in the pool while I put the baby to sleep and making me wait to eat dinner with him. I could go outside with him, but I'm too lazy to bring the laptop outside so I could keep an eye on the baby with the video monitor.

Oh - and I'm also bummed I can't go see Harry Potter tonight.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:33 pm 
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I'm out of wine.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:36 pm 
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mendelian wrote:
The loaf of organic sourdough I bought is too tall for my toaster, so the top 2cm of my toast is just bread. :-(


Don't you just hate that?

I'm sad that I have given up my fruitless (har!) hunt for sour cherries. I want cherry pie, dammit.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:38 pm 
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choirqueer wrote:
My dad's TV has two remotes. I can't figure out how to make EITHER of them work.


I hate too! He recorded True Blood for me, and I about had a tantrum trying to get it working. Two remotes standing between me and ASkars = unhappy LW.

The infuriating thing is one if them has a button labeled "All On."

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:57 pm 
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Do I turn this newly-returned spare computer into a music server? Or do I just buy a NAS and turn the spare computer into a print server? Maybe I should cobble together another spare computer, just in case.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
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Do I turn this newly-returned spare computer into a music server? Or do I just buy a NAS and turn the spare computer into a print server? Maybe I should cobble together another spare computer, just in case.


Turn spare computer into a music AND print server. Build new spare computer and turn it into an automatic backup server.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:18 pm 
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I have to take a metric fork tonne (thanks for that, ppk) of clothes to consignment shops but they only do buying meetings during weekdays, which I can't do. grrrahhh.
Also, I have a couch and a chest of drawers I need to give away before I move (I craigslisted) but the takers need to pick it up themselves. Which they do not want to do.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:25 pm 
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I need to go shopping at the food co-op, but I haven't worked there for ages so I don't get a discount until I do, but I don't want to go in at all because then they're going to ask why I haven't been in for so long.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:29 pm 
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I'm full from too much chinese takeout.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:59 pm 
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crowderpea wrote:
I still haven't figured out the perfect adjustment for my new ivory-colored sofa slipcover.

Also, double-wides always have the best bathrooms! Two of my friends live in double-wides, and their bathrooms are the size of my kitchen. And they have huge soaker tubs PLUS a shower PLUS double sinks. And they both have smaller "guest" bathrooms that have tubs! Here I am living in a 3br house with one tiny bathroom and NO SOAKER TUB. If I ever had the chance to buy/live on a nice piece of land, I would totally get a double-wide.


Yup! This one has a second bathroom that has a decent shower/bath combo. No double sinks though, but still. I thought it was really nice! (Besides the fact that my dad is a bachelor/retired/borderline hoarder, it'd still be nice!)

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:02 pm 
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I had no bananas for my green smoothie! I tried to put extra berries, frozen mango half, and peanut butter, but it still just tasted like kale!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:11 pm 
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I had no bananas for my green smoothie! I tried to put extra berries, frozen mango half, and peanut butter, but it still just tasted like kale!


Yesss this is the worst when it happens!!!

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:59 pm 
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I just ... really don't feel like doing the dishes.


My first world problem is that you stole my first world problem.

My other problem is that according to the most recent statements from my health insurance company I've met my out of pocket max for the year, and they're paying everything now. Which is fan-freakin-tastic, except I think they're actually off by a grand, and I'm scared I'm going to get slammed with $1000 in medical bills at some random date in the future. I should just be happy I have insurance (woot woot new high risk pool) but I can't help but obsessively micromanage it now. Like I read my online statements twice a day every day.

Oh, and I finished an amazing burrito, but that means I don't have any more amazing burrito to eat.

I'm glad I got all this off my chest.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:01 pm 
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Can you start setting aside money each money towards owing another $1000 in medical bills?mthat way, when you don't, you can go buy nail polish.

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Can you start setting aside money each money towards owing another $1000 in medical bills?mthat way, when you don't, you can go buy nail polish.


I have a dedicated medical bills and insurance premiums checking account I stash all spare money in, but you make a good point, if I end up not getting charged for this by the end of the fiscal year (Dec 31st) I should celebrate with nail polish.

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 Post subject: Re: First World Problems
PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:29 am 
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The peanut butter jar is almost empty, and my fingers are too short to reach the bottom so I can't just scoop the peanut butter directly onto the chocolate I'm eating. I have to use a spoon, which is INFINITELY more effort. Ugh.

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