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 Post subject: What Would You Name Your Memoir?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 10:20 pm 
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So one of my friends has this little game where they ask people what their memoir would be titled, if they had one. It's pretty fun.

Mine tends to change. Oldest to most current:

How the fork Did I Get Frosting on my Collarbone?
Just Jesting with a Jazzy cream tang Joke
Why Do I So Badly Want to Sex This Sweaty, Badly Dressed, Man?

I'd love to hear yours!

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teacup wrote:
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I really like this.

Mine would be....

Why Does Everyone Suck? Confessions of a Curmudgeon

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Tofulish wrote:
Well that was stupid: How a series of terrible decisions turned out alright in the end.


I really like that!

Mine would be...

The Inventory of Blind Alleys

Chapter 1: The Saxophone Was Too Heavy and Gymnastics Was a Bad Idea
Chapter 2: Uphill in the Snow (or Will I Be a Student Forever?)
Chapter 3: fork you, Benny
Chapter 4: Adventures in Job Hopping
Chapter 5: Am I an Adult Yet?
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I love "Inventory of Blind Alleys" - that is so beautiful it really needs to be on a book!

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Help, There's a Feather in My Latte



Love it!


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She Believed She Couldn't, So She Didn't.



Aww, this makes me sad to read :( It resonates with me as well, it could probably be the name of a chapter in mine. Hugs to you.


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Tofulish wrote:
I love "Inventory of Blind Alleys" - that is so beautiful it really needs to be on a book!



I too like it ... in the same vein one could also use ...

How Many Steps to This Dead End? Road Closed, No Diversion


oh dear ... they sound so disheartening ...

Anne, who is actually quite a cheerful person

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What a fun question game. It gives a fun sense of how we see ourselves, very nice

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teacup wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
I love "Inventory of Blind Alleys" - that is so beautiful it really needs to be on a book!



I too like it ... in the same vein one could also use ...

How Many Steps to This Dead End? Road Closed, No Diversion


oh dear ... they sound so disheartening ...

Anne, who is actually quite a cheerful person


Aw... I'm SURE that somehow, somewhere, there's a blind alley with a pot of gold at the end instead of a dumpster.

On my morning run I thought up a title for Volume 2: Running Up the Hill That I'm Supposed to Be Over.
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An alternate title inspired by a commercial I saw today:

So Phisticated: the [oddspongeout] story

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