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Amarand
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Post subject: Sleeping Co-Worker  Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:06 pm |
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One of my co-workers is - at this very moment - sleeping and snoring at his desk.
Any vegan-friendly ideas?
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:11 pm |
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sharpie a dick onto his face?
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:13 pm |
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Pictures that accidentally get put on the company website?
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:13 pm |
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tie his shoes together
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:17 pm |
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That all depends, are you in cubicals or in offices? I've slept in my office with the door shut. In a cube though? I'd probably call his desk and pretend I didn' tknow I was waking him up.
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:39 pm |
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kfad wrote: Pictures that accidentally get put on the company website? A co-worker stopped in and caught it on video, and was even able to get a close-up with audio, without waking him up. :)
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:40 pm |
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fupapack wrote: sharpie a dick onto his face? I suppose that's vegan.... Are there really people who can sleep being drawn on though?
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:41 pm |
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littlebear wrote: tie his shoes together Yeah, see, I don't think I'd enjoy having him wake up to the sight of me kneeling in front of him, messing with his shoes. :)
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:43 pm |
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rabidchild wrote: That all depends, are you in cubicals or in offices? I've slept in my office with the door shut. In a cube though? I'd probably call his desk and pretend I didn' tknow I was waking him up. Cubes. The folks in proximity were IM'ing around and finally I was able to encourage someone to stealthily creep in and capture video, which is probably as good as it gets at work. Then again, I'm not that imaginative in that respect.
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:53 pm |
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I would get someone recording video and go in his cube and make a really loud noise. Watch him be startled awake. Be amused.
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:58 pm |
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paprikapapaya wrote: I would get someone recording video and go in his cube and make a really loud noise. Watch him be startled awake. Be amused. Nice! I totally forgot the comic aspect.
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Niev
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:00 pm |
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Amarand wrote: fupapack wrote: sharpie a dick onto his face? I suppose that's vegan.... Are there really people who can sleep being drawn on though? Definitely. Last year in my math class, one kid fell asleep and for half an hour people drew on him. There were like seven penises on his face and more elsewhere. People also wrote stuff like, "I love Cindy" and "Property of Mr. Gonzalez". He didn't realize what happened until the bell rang.
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:12 pm |
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Niev wrote: Definitely. Last year in my math class, one kid fell asleep and for half an hour people drew on him. There were like seven penises on his face and more elsewhere. People also wrote stuff like, "I love Cindy" and "Property of Mr. Gonzalez". He didn't realize what happened until the bell rang. That's so messed up...but in a funny way. Remind me not to fall asleep around you. ;)
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:13 pm |
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Amarand wrote: Niev wrote: Definitely. Last year in my math class, one kid fell asleep and for half an hour people drew on him. There were like seven penises on his face and more elsewhere. People also wrote stuff like, "I love Cindy" and "Property of Mr. Gonzalez". He didn't realize what happened until the bell rang. That's so messed up...but in a funny way. Remind me not to fall asleep around you. ;) Haha. I can't make any promises.
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:18 pm |
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vegan friendly? throw kale at him. also see: vegenaise.
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:22 pm |
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allychristine wrote: vegan friendly? throw kale at him. also see: vegenaise. Kale would be funny and most people would say "what the hell is this green...stuff?!". Vegenaise would be a disgusting thing to wake up to. :)
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:29 pm |
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Push him out of his chair.
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:32 pm |
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put his hand in a jar of veganaise
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Amarand
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:33 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:35 pm |
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Amarand wrote: thisheregiraffe wrote: Push him out of his chair. Nice! By the way, had you seen the invisible version of your avatar? http://www.worth1000.com/entries/43557/ghostly-worldHahaha! I've never seen that before, that's brilliant!
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:35 pm |
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Whatever you do, get video of it and post it on here so we can all laugh.
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:38 pm |
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thisheregiraffe wrote: Hahaha! I've never seen that before, that's brilliant! One of my many talents (finding things). *Laughs*
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:38 pm |
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poopiebitch wrote: Whatever you do, get video of it and post it on here so we can all laugh. Can you post video here, or is that like a Youtube type of thing?
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:56 pm |
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Amarand wrote: poopiebitch wrote: Whatever you do, get video of it and post it on here so we can all laugh. Can you post video here, or is that like a Youtube type of thing? You'd have to post it to YouTube (or something similar) and link to it from here.
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Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 2:58 pm |
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Put his hand in warm water. So he pees himself. Does that even work? Do a science experiment and find out!
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