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 Post subject: Sleeping Co-Worker
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:06 pm 
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One of my co-workers is - at this very moment - sleeping and snoring at his desk.

Any vegan-friendly ideas?


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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sharpie a dick onto his face?


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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Pictures that accidentally get put on the company website?

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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tie his shoes together


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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That all depends, are you in cubicals or in offices? I've slept in my office with the door shut. In a cube though? I'd probably call his desk and pretend I didn' tknow I was waking him up.

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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kfad wrote:
Pictures that accidentally get put on the company website?


A co-worker stopped in and caught it on video, and was even able to get a close-up with audio, without waking him up. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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fupapack wrote:
sharpie a dick onto his face?


I suppose that's vegan.... Are there really people who can sleep being drawn on though?


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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littlebear wrote:
tie his shoes together


Yeah, see, I don't think I'd enjoy having him wake up to the sight of me kneeling in front of him, messing with his shoes. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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rabidchild wrote:
That all depends, are you in cubicals or in offices? I've slept in my office with the door shut. In a cube though? I'd probably call his desk and pretend I didn' tknow I was waking him up.


Cubes. The folks in proximity were IM'ing around and finally I was able to encourage someone to stealthily creep in and capture video, which is probably as good as it gets at work. Then again, I'm not that imaginative in that respect.


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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I would get someone recording video and go in his cube and make a really loud noise. Watch him be startled awake. Be amused.

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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paprikapapaya wrote:
I would get someone recording video and go in his cube and make a really loud noise. Watch him be startled awake. Be amused.


Nice! I totally forgot the comic aspect.


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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Amarand wrote:
fupapack wrote:
sharpie a dick onto his face?


I suppose that's vegan.... Are there really people who can sleep being drawn on though?


Definitely. Last year in my math class, one kid fell asleep and for half an hour people drew on him. There were like seven penises on his face and more elsewhere. People also wrote stuff like, "I love Cindy" and "Property of Mr. Gonzalez". He didn't realize what happened until the bell rang.

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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Niev wrote:
Definitely. Last year in my math class, one kid fell asleep and for half an hour people drew on him. There were like seven penises on his face and more elsewhere. People also wrote stuff like, "I love Cindy" and "Property of Mr. Gonzalez". He didn't realize what happened until the bell rang.


That's so messed up...but in a funny way. Remind me not to fall asleep around you. ;)


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Amarand wrote:
Niev wrote:
Definitely. Last year in my math class, one kid fell asleep and for half an hour people drew on him. There were like seven penises on his face and more elsewhere. People also wrote stuff like, "I love Cindy" and "Property of Mr. Gonzalez". He didn't realize what happened until the bell rang.


That's so messed up...but in a funny way. Remind me not to fall asleep around you. ;)


Haha. I can't make any promises.

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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vegan friendly? throw kale at him. also see: vegenaise.


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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allychristine wrote:
vegan friendly? throw kale at him. also see: vegenaise.


Kale would be funny and most people would say "what the hell is this green...stuff?!".

Vegenaise would be a disgusting thing to wake up to. :)


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Push him out of his chair.

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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put his hand in a jar of veganaise


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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thisheregiraffe wrote:
Push him out of his chair.


Nice! By the way, had you seen the invisible version of your avatar?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/43557/ghostly-world


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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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Amarand wrote:
thisheregiraffe wrote:
Push him out of his chair.


Nice! By the way, had you seen the invisible version of your avatar?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/43557/ghostly-world


Hahaha! I've never seen that before, that's brilliant!

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 Post subject: Re: Sleeping Co-Worker
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Whatever you do, get video of it and post it on here so we can all laugh.

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Hahaha! I've never seen that before, that's brilliant!


One of my many talents (finding things). *Laughs*


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poopiebitch wrote:
Whatever you do, get video of it and post it on here so we can all laugh.


Can you post video here, or is that like a Youtube type of thing?


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Amarand wrote:
poopiebitch wrote:
Whatever you do, get video of it and post it on here so we can all laugh.


Can you post video here, or is that like a Youtube type of thing?

You'd have to post it to YouTube (or something similar) and link to it from here.

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Put his hand in warm water. So he pees himself. Does that even work? Do a science experiment and find out!

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