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 Post subject: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:43 am 
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Post your favorites.

Excuse me, you have a dickfour on your face.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:44 am 
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For DanDirtyApes: "You know how they say people with those great big cars are just compensating for something? Well, I don't even have a car!"

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:05 am 
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Excuse me, you have a dickfour on your face.


Ha! This puzzled me at first, until I looked over at my bf and asked the obvious question. His answer: "Oh, lots of good stuff."

ETA: The cheesiest pickup line I've ever heard? "You must clean your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them."

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:32 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
For DanDirtyApes: "You know how they say people with those great big cars are just compensating for something? Well, I don't even have a car!"

Ha!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:23 am 
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dandirtyapes wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
For DanDirtyApes: "You know how they say people with those great big cars are just compensating for something? Well, I don't even have a car!"

Ha!

Hey, I thought of this one once myself. I never used it though.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:14 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Excuse me, you dropped something out there in the parking lot--- my jaw.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:52 am 
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That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you . . .

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Your friends really need to cheer up.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Do my balls smell weird?

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Hand to Jebus, this was said to me at Pride one year and then it got worse!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:06 pm 
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Let's do this.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:19 pm 
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You're giving me a softy right now.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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I want to eat you out so bad

That was said to me at 9:00AM one day this summer when I was walking on the street. Oooh.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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I want to eat you out so bad

That was said to me at 9:00AM one day this summer when I was walking on the street. Oooh.

I need to try this one out.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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It sounds foolproof.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:08 pm 
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Wanna grab a pizza and fork?

What, you don't like pizza?

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Can I have your number? I lost mine.

I forgot my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:49 pm 
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A friend and I were once walking down the street and a guy yelled at us, 'I'd split ya's in half'. My friend yelled at him, a lot.

I also once had the following exchange in a bar:

Guy: Hey, my friends and I have been trying to figure this out all night and it's driving us crazy- you remember Where's Wally (or Where's Waldo? for the Americans)? What was the name of his enemy?
Me: Oh wow, I can't remember.
Guy: He wore a black and yellow shirt, remember?
Me: Yeah, I remember the guy but I can't remember his name.
Guy: This is going to drive you crazy all night too, isn't it?
Me: Totally!
Guy: Well, how about you give me your number and I'll give you a call when we figure it out.
Me: Ha! No.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Erinnerung wrote:
I also once had the following exchange in a bar:

Guy: Hey, my friends and I have been trying to figure this out all night and it's driving us crazy- you remember Where's Wally (or Where's Waldo? for the Americans)? What was the name of his enemy?
Me: Oh wow, I can't remember.
Guy: He wore a black and yellow shirt, remember?
Me: Yeah, I remember the guy but I can't remember his name.
Guy: This is going to drive you crazy all night too, isn't it?
Me: Totally!
Guy: Well, how about you give me your number and I'll give you a call when we figure it out.
Me: Ha! No.


This is a "good pickup line."

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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The traditional goth pickup line: "Nice boots. Wanna fork?"

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Oh my Lard. I laughed at this all day. All day! Adam wins me over again.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:54 pm 
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My buddy used the classic "You. Me. Wanna?" which always got an astounding silence when dropped.

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