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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:22 pm 
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"You must clean your pants with Windex because I can see myself in them."

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:25 pm 
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Did it hurt?

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When you fell from heaven?

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Pick up a packet of sugar. Go up to someone. "Excuse me, here, I think you lost your nametag." Hand them the sugar, it should say sugar on it or else its even dumber.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:37 pm 
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Are you a parking ticket?

'Cause you got fine written all over you.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Is that a wand in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Kittykins wrote:
Is that a wand in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?


In this vein ^^

Platform 9 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with those exact same measurements. *points down*

Mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets?

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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You must be tired....

'cause you've been running through my mind all night.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:21 pm 
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Niev wrote:
Kittykins wrote:
Is that a wand in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?


In this vein ^^

Platform 9 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with those exact same measurements. *points down*

Mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets?

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.



I adore Harry Potter pick up lines. :)

Did you cast petrificus totalus?
'Cause you're making me stiff.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:12 am 
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Wanna grab a pizza and fork?

What, you don't like pizza?


I love this one!

My then-husband always used "You've got all this dark, curly hair - do you have any Italian in you? No? Ya want some?" Hah! Worked every time. :-D

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:26 am 
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I love the scene from My Blue Heaven when Steve Martin's character says:
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Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.

On a personal note, I never had to use pick up lines. My boobs usually did the picking up for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:21 pm 
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to get you pregnant."


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:00 am 
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to get you pregnant."


I lost count of how many different accents she cycled through!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 12:59 am 
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Hey sweet thang -- can I buy you a fish sandwich?

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:13 pm 
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Cuz your asparagus is out of this world!

(To which you may respond: No, they're softball pants, and this asparagus is out of your league...)

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:20 pm 
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You have something in your eye...Oh! It's a sparkle.


I'd give many sex favors for this line. MANY.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:52 pm 
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solipsistnation wrote:
The traditional goth pickup line: "Nice boots. Wanna fork?"

I've gotten this one before! it was an amusing exchange.

Not sure how I feel about this one: I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:02 pm 
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Kittykins wrote:
Niev wrote:
Kittykins wrote:
Is that a wand in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

Platform 9 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with those exact same measurements. *points down*

Mind if I Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets?

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

Did you cast petrificus totalus?
'Cause you're making me stiff.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:46 pm 
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man, these are all really hilarious, I never get anything creative at all. Mostly it's just:
HEY GURL
AYY MAMI
HAY HAY HAY

that being said, I love the nerdy ones:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Are you Irish? Cuz my penis is Dublin!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:56 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:16 pm 
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jewbacca wrote:
'Vinnie': You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
'Vinnie': Because you could melt all this stuff.

It's the WAY he says it, too. So awesome.

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Are you a parking ticket?

'Cause you got fine written all over you.

I love this one. Goes with my other fave:


Do you rent, or own?

THOSE WINGS, YOU ANGEL



booberthefraggle wrote:
Mostly it's just:
AYY MAMI


I get this a lot, but not in a yelling across the street pick up line way, in a sweet affectionate way. What does it mean btw? I HAVE NO IDEA. I get it from a guy at work a lot.

I love your nerdy ones. Classic.

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