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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:45 pm 
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Someone once yelled at me: Hey, big butt! That was a pretty bad pick up line.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:55 pm 
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Someone once yelled at me: Hey, big butt! That was a pretty bad pick up line.


Some people would say that was a compliment!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:32 pm 
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My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.


I am so going to use this on my husband tonight! I have no idea what it means (degree in English), but he's an engineer so I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

Pickup Line: Lick your thumb and finger and rub them lightly on the collar of your shirt and collar of the victim's shirt then say "How 'bout you and I get out of these wet clothes?"

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:42 pm 
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ndpittman wrote:
Someone once yelled at me: Hey, big butt! That was a pretty bad pick up line.

My bff and I were walking down the street one day and a guy called out behind us, "They both got a big butt, but only one of 'em knows how to work it!" We didn't stop to find out which one of us was properly working it... making it a bad pickup line.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:48 pm 
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"You know you wanna taste it."

I mean, not only is it bad but it's GROSS and offensive. It did, however, stop me in my tracks.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:23 pm 
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A guy a suit in an after hours club once approached me and said "Do you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to penetrate you" while trying to catch me with his tie. Charming.

Kid on the street: "I fancy her. She's fit". Yeah. Referring to me in the third person? Not so much.

Not a pick-up line, but an 18-year-old once pushed himself into the queue at the bar and insisted he'd buy me a drink. At which point my manfriend (in the process of...buying me a drink) turned around and asked if he'd get him one too, which completely confused the poor kid. I look a lot younger than I am. And obviously a lot more alone than I was.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:28 pm 
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aelle, those are hilarious. love them

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:02 pm 
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Mack the Spork wrote:
booberthefraggle wrote:
Mostly it's just:
AYY MAMI


I get this a lot, but not in a yelling across the street pick up line way, in a sweet affectionate way. What does it mean btw? I HAVE NO IDEA. I get it from a guy at work a lot.



well, mami is a complementary/ familiar way to refer to an (attractive) lady

so it can be used in a nice way or an annoying yelling at you from inside a car as it passes way.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:58 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
well, mami is a complementary/ familiar way to refer to an (attractive) lady

so it can be used in a nice way or an annoying yelling at you from inside a car as it passes way.


Thanks! I realized after the fact that I'm stupid and could just ask Dr. Google. So knowing that, Re: guy at work- Awww.

But UGH at the yelling from inside a car.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:17 am 
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Someone came up to my GF when she was out and actually said this.

"Hello, I am from Total gym and i would love to make you sweat"

It wouldnt be so bad,but this was actually in broad daylight in the middle of town.I aint sure if this was a chat up or a bad sales pitch.

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooth ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:49 am 
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aelle wrote:
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DYING. I went to college with him!


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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DYING. I went to college with him!

With Simon Helberg? For serious?


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:08 pm 
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I once had a guy come up to my friends and I outside a coffee shop and drop this gem on me: "You look really familiar. Did we pee in an alley together?" The conversation did not improve when he then segued into talking about his post-nasal drip.

I also once had a dude tell me that I looked "really good for 27."


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:29 pm 
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starrynight87 wrote:
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DYING. I went to college with him!

With Simon Helberg? For serious?


Fo real.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:31 pm 
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Those ones aelle posted would totally work on me.

The cutest lame pickup ever was when I worked at the bookstore. This guy came up to me holding an open copy of "Dating for Dummies" and said "do you come here often?" obviously reading it from the book. I had to laugh, I was at work after all. He was cute.

The most insulting to me was at a nightclub when a guy asked if I modeled - I'm only 5 feet tall, among other non-qualifying factors.

I once got someone trying to cruise me while I was driving at the stoplight, that was just silly. He honked his horn, then when I looked at him he just looked lost, like "why did I do that?" and said "uh..what's your number?" I had to laugh.

I don't get many offers, so I usually am nice if they aren't insulting - it is flattering, after all. Plus, it's hard to go up and talk to someone you don't know. I know I have a hard time with it!


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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This guy came up to me holding an open copy of "Dating for Dummies" and said "do you come here often?" obviously reading it from the book.


that's GENIUS. I might actually have to try that in real life.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:55 am 
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kallista93 wrote:
This guy came up to me holding an open copy of "Dating for Dummies" and said "do you come here often?" obviously reading it from the book.


that's GENIUS. I might actually have to try that in real life.


I agree!! Totally adorkable, and would merit a second look and possible coffee. You know, if I dated.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:25 am 
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You must be the 99%, cuz you've been occupying my mind all day.

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choirqueer wrote:
You must be the 99%, cuz you've been occupying my mind all day.

I read this one yesterday! It's been cracking me up.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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All of the other bad pickup lines can go home now.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:01 pm 
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There are a lot of bad pickup lines, but these are the worst that have been said to me:

"Hey cutie... How old are you?"

"Can I know you? PLEASE?"

"I just wanna know your name!"

"Wanna be a model?"


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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:13 pm 
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A guy a suit in an after hours club once approached me and said "Do you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to penetrate you"


CRYING. Omg I would laugh hysterically in the face of anyone saying any of these lines

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 Post subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Flip a coin...heads, you give me some tail...tails, you give me some head!

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