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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:59 pm 
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I feel dumb. I bought Tang and big jugs of water so I can give it to the kids tomorrow to kick off the astronomy unit with a NASA day. I neglected to see how much Tang the package would make and I don't have enough. Gah!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:12 pm 
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I feel dumb. I bought Tang and big jugs of water so I can give it to the kids tomorrow to kick off the astronomy unit with a NASA day. I neglected to see how much Tang the package would make and I don't have enough. Gah!

I used to drink so much Tang as a kid. Reading this is making me want a big jug of Tang. Damn it.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:14 pm 
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My closet is so forking beautiful right now, it's taking effort to not jump up, open its doors, and stare at its glory. It's all ordered and shiitake, and my shoes are all confined, and my dolls and stuffed animals (except for the monkeys, that's for tomorrow) are all on the shelf all happy and organized. ALL of my clothes are in their place, finally.


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I feel dumb. I bought Tang and big jugs of water so I can give it to the kids tomorrow to kick off the astronomy unit with a NASA day. I neglected to see how much Tang the package would make and I don't have enough. Gah!

I used to drink so much Tang as a kid. Reading this is making me want a big jug of Tang. Damn it.


I just tasted some. I'm not sure if it's kinda good or kinda gross.

While I was heating up my dinner (just got home from work), dad snuck out and bought another jar, so I'm saved. When I came home tonight, he was mixing it all up for me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:33 pm 
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I feel dumb. I bought Tang and big jugs of water so I can give it to the kids tomorrow to kick off the astronomy unit with a NASA day. I neglected to see how much Tang the package would make and I don't have enough. Gah!

This is the cutest idea (especially since your dad saved the day.)

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...it's taking effort to not jump up, open its doors, and stare at its glory...

Is there something wrong with this? Because this is pretty much exactly what I do any time I accomplish something like this.

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...it's taking effort to not jump up, open its doors, and stare at its glory...

Is there something wrong with this? Because this is pretty much exactly what I do any time I accomplish something like this.


It's such a rare event for me to attempt cleaning the closet at all. The closet is all but sparkling (which could be arranged).


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Thanks, lw and vijita for the kind words and sage job advice. I know it hasn't really been that long since I graduated. <3

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Some kid outside was obviously locked out of his house and I offered him my phone to call someone and he was like 'NO!' Don't talk to strangers and all that, but sheesh!


You obviously look like a pervert, now we know.


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I was grooming a grumpy 13 year old shih tzu today who wouldn't stand up on the table for me, so I was holding him up underneath his tummy while I worked on his back legs. It seemed like he was shaking a little more than usual, so I stopped to see what was going on, and realized that he was actually thrusting. His whole little red lipstick thing was out, humping my hand that I was holding him up with. TRAUMA!!!! I had to put him away and go do something else for a while.

This is hilarious. Sorry.

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Thanks, lw and vijita for the kind words and sage job advice. I know it hasn't really been that long since I graduated. <3


I happen to live in a small-ish city with not a lot of opportunities for my particular degree (BFA, MA in photography, so visual art to the general public) and it took me almost 5 years to get a job even close to my field. Granted, teaching art to children in after school programs and working in a gallery are most definitely not what I had in mind for myself when I graduated, but I'm grateful to have any job in the arts at this point. And, of course, there's always waiting tables for money in the meantime, even though it sucks. That's what paid all of my bills for the past 4 years.

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I feel dumb. I bought Tang and big jugs of water so I can give it to the kids tomorrow to kick off the astronomy unit with a NASA day. I neglected to see how much Tang the package would make and I don't have enough. Gah!

I used to drink so much Tang as a kid. Reading this is making me want a big jug of Tang. Damn it.


I just tasted some. I'm not sure if it's kinda good or kinda gross.

From what I remember, a little of column A, a little of column B.

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Thanks, lw and vijita for the kind words and sage job advice. I know it hasn't really been that long since I graduated. <3

It took me 9 months to find a job after I graduated, and it's nowhere near my field (which, frankly, I didn't expect anyway). But I did have several years of experience in the field I was applying for. I know you've been looking for more than just the past 2 months, but December and January are probably the worst months for recruitment - no one recruits because they think no one is looking. We have 2 posts up right now, both up for a week, and we've received one application (over the 2 posts).

My Kindle died, and I didn't realise until I sat down to read at lunchtime. :( I'm not having luck with technology - my iPod died as soon as I got to work yesterday. At least they didn't both go on the same day.

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I had a very disturbing and inappropriate dream about my boss last night. I can't even think of how my mind ended up thinking of such a dream, and now I can't bring myself to face her because all I can think of is this inappropriate dream.

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My boyfriend's mom tried to set him up on a date. With someone else.

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My boyfriend's mom tried to set him up on a date. With someone else.

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I was grooming a grumpy 13 year old shih tzu today who wouldn't stand up on the table for me, so I was holding him up underneath his tummy while I worked on his back legs. It seemed like he was shaking a little more than usual, so I stopped to see what was going on, and realized that he was actually thrusting. His whole little red lipstick thing was out, humping my hand that I was holding him up with. TRAUMA!!!! I had to put him away and go do something else for a while.

This is hilarious. Sorry.


I know, I know. I would laugh if someone told me this story. But ew!


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ijustdiedinside wrote:
Thanks, lw and vijita for the kind words and sage job advice. I know it hasn't really been that long since I graduated. <3

It took me 9 months to find a job after I graduated, and it's nowhere near my field (which, frankly, I didn't expect anyway). But I did have several years of experience in the field I was applying for. I know you've been looking for more than just the past 2 months, but December and January are probably the worst months for recruitment - no one recruits because they think no one is looking. We have 2 posts up right now, both up for a week, and we've received one application (over the 2 posts).



Thanks! I've really only been applying since November, so yeah it has not been that long and it was thanksgiving and christmas and all that. I guess that's good news for me about people not applying right now in case I do see a posting I'm interested in.

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I was grooming a grumpy 13 year old shih tzu today who wouldn't stand up on the table for me, so I was holding him up underneath his tummy while I worked on his back legs. It seemed like he was shaking a little more than usual, so I stopped to see what was going on, and realized that he was actually thrusting. His whole little red lipstick thing was out, humping my hand that I was holding him up with. TRAUMA!!!! I had to put him away and go do something else for a while.

This is hilarious. Sorry.


I know, I know. I would laugh if someone told me this story. But ew!


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These kids...they don't like anything. They hate the Tang. They hate talking about Apollo. They hate the IMAX movie about the ISS.

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These kids...they don't like anything. They hate the Tang. They hate talking about Apollo. They hate the IMAX movie about the ISS.


:( That sucks that they don't appreciate the work you put in. You're an awesome teacher.

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