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Um, that's kinda creepy. Or hot. No, creepy.

I want to come visit!

Making chocolate yogurt Bundt cake was a really bad idea. I used up almost half my daily allotment of weight watchers points on a piece of cake. A reasonable sized piece, not a ginormous plate sized piece. I don't regret it; it was the right decision considering my homicidal hormones. But this cake is getting the hell out of this house in the morning and getting dumped on my coworkers.

But now I'm hungry and I want more cake.

I knew it! I've been saying it for years!

I've been afraid of librarians ever since the librarian in first grade wouldn't let me go to the Nancy Drew shelf because they were for "older kids." every time I sneaked away from the stupid picture books, she caught me and hauled me back.

You creepos are the worst. Bedtime now! Geerritupye!

What does that mean?! (see what I did there)

PPK goes to a weird place at night.

Blame Friday. She brings out the worst in us.

Is Santa secretly a liberrian?

I WANT GOLD MARMITE.

Silently??


YES.

Jojo once made us deep fried oreos and it was amazing. it is one of the many reasons I <3 her!!

I am taking a sick day today and i feel really really bad about it. my workmate is ill too but im too dizzy to drive.

bisque-y, judgemental spammers do my head in. Why can't they just stick to trying to sell gold and viagra?

I used to go to dance class twice a week but now almost every class my teacher taught has been cancelled because she has an extra job and lots of projects to work on. So I only have one class left and for several reasons I'm feeling really bleh about it. I feel yucky and gross today, she made some comments about me last week I'm struggling with, and in the choreography I'm constantly near someone newish I haven't gotten quite used to yet (it takes a while for me, some people really need to grow on me), sometimes I love her, sometimes I hate her. I feel like I won't be able to deal tonight! But I should just be happy I still have that one class, I guess.

You guys, I had the worst dream last night. I always take my dreams too personally, but...they do come out of MY head.

At first, I was printing photos, and it was awesome. And then, someone had an idea for an art project that involved lots of paper mache animals, and for some reason, I volunteered to EUTHANIZE my precious Bill Murray for the project. My mom was there, and was like, 'That stuff with for real KILL your cat, you know' and I was all like, 'The good of the project!' (!!!I HATE MYSELF!!!) and was holding my wonderful kitty and totally shot her up with death poison and held her while she died. So then it hit me that she was for real dead and I was horrified, and started sobbing uncontrollably and my mom was like, 'Dude! I told you so!' and I kept saying I just thought it would calm her down, not kill her. So then when I go to get her taxidermied, because now I need her to be alive for me forever, because I have officially LOST MY MIND, the taxidermist guy who had been working on the project was all for it, and then some LUNATIC comes up and smashes the dude's hands so he can't stuff my poor, dead cat.

And then I woke up and petted Bill Murray for a very long time.

I saw dead cat in that paragraph and couldn't bring myself to read it. I'm sorry you had that dream!

I have a really stupid meeting at work today that will likely leave me super frustrated. I'm trying to hope for something more positive, but the way I'm being shuffled around without any benefits is really frustrated. I have twice the amount of work to do with no raise.

That's an awful dream to have. Massive hugs.

I'm having a right little pancake day. I had normal pancakes for breakfast, I'm waiting on my lunch time ones now..... chocolate, coconut pancakes with peanut butter and if I have enough baking powder left I will make savoury pancakes later to go with my curry.

I understand! I take my dreams super personally too, and I have horrible ones like that a lot.

Last night I dreamt that I had a big crush on someone but they weren't interested in me so I started dating their roommate (?!) and then less than 24 hours after roommate and I decided we were "together" I found out that roommate had sex with someone else somehow within the less-than-24-hours that we'd been together. So I got really mad and wouldn't talk to anybody. Then this enormous and totally evil creature-being-person-thing came and started yelling at everyone that it was going to kill us all, and it had a big orange phaser that sort of looked like a penis. Everyone was screaming and running around trying to escape. I started talking to the evil creature trying to distract it, and at some point it put down the phaser and I grabbed it. I pointed the phaser at the evil creature and it started laughing at me. "If you shoot me with that on the stun setting, it won't do anything to me at all, and if you shoot me with it on the kill setting, it will kill everyone on this side of the room." I thought about it for a minute, then set the phaser to kill and fired it. It hit the evil creature, and then did some kind of feedback loop thing which caused my arm to start shaking all over the place, so everyone on that side of the room was getting hit with the phaser fire and there was nothing I could do to stop it. So I killed the evil creature but I also killed a bunch of my friends, the roommate, and the person I had a crush on in the first place.

Yeah, I have no idea.

Whoa, CQ! That dream is somehow way worse than mine. Sounds anxiety-ridden :(

And daisychain, I am so freaking jealous of your pancake day.

Also, I just got called 'hardcore' for turning down those new Sriracha potato chips because they have milk in them. I couldn't get my friend (who is SO AWESOME for bringing them to me in the first place) to understand that Sriracha didn't have milk in it...that they just add crepe to flavored things that make no sense. I felt bad for having to turn them away. He was like, 'Just eat them! I won't tell anyone!' And I had to say, 'Dude...it's my ethics...I can't.'

Ok, lunchtime pancakes were heavy but blissful. The Chinese pancakes in Chloe's kitchen have no baking powder so I am all set for a meal 3 with pancakes. Best way to celebrate my birthday.

Oh! Happy Birthday!! That sounds wonderful!

Someone at work today called me 'extreme vaygun' for not eating honey.

Thanks. It really is the perfect way to spend the day.

Ah honey is alright to eat. Just as long as you avoid oil and sugar you are still a vegan.

I have to wear glasses now for reading/computer work etc. I feel so weird in them, things reflect on them and it looks all strange.

Plus now when I'm not doing close work I have these red marks on my nose. Grr.

Love it when I'm reading a funny webcomic and all of a sudden there's a transphobic joke HA HA HA HILARIOUS. And by "love it" I mean "please stab me in the face".

Which webcomic were you reading?