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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:23 pm 
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My husband and I were just watching a show about how the London Underground is run behind the scenes, when they started talking about "fluffers" (which are apparently people whose job it is to clean the tunnels). Cue me giggling uncontrollably, because I am a child. Then everything after that was funny - "they've got us down here cleaning a dirty, dirty tunnel"... "it shouldn't take too long - touch wood"... "the fluffers were used to working through the night" - it ended with me laughing hysterically while my husband shook his head in disdain.

I would have had your back if I was there. What does Mr. Poopie know...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:31 pm 
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Wow, at the very same moment that I hit "submit" on that last post, someone (definitely not a PPKer, don't worry) IMed me to tell me how unfair it is to expect religious people to acknowledge that people who aren't men or women exist, and that people don't think I'm a nice person because I...I don't know, because I exist? I'm not even engaging with it so I'm not going to try to find out.

I will come poo on their doorstep if you'd like me to. (That is as mature as I can muster about those assfaces.)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:59 pm 
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Wow, at the very same moment that I hit "submit" on that last post, someone (definitely not a PPKer, don't worry) IMed me to tell me how unfair it is to expect religious people to acknowledge that people who aren't men or women exist, and that people don't think I'm a nice person because I...I don't know, because I exist? I'm not even engaging with it so I'm not going to try to find out.


Wow. I am so so sorry.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:48 am 
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My fiance and I decided to start wearing our wedding rings because we love them. They both are too large and only fit on our middle fingers, so we are ignoring tradition and just wearing them as such. They are white gold with an intricate Book of Kells pattern, so there is no way to get them sized properly short of paying heaps on insurance and sending them back to the jewellery artist in Ireland. Anyway, I really love wearing this ring. It is gorgeous.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:09 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
Wow, at the very same moment that I hit "submit" on that last post, someone (definitely not a PPKer, don't worry) IMed me to tell me how unfair it is to expect religious people to acknowledge that people who aren't men or women exist, and that people don't think I'm a nice person because I...I don't know, because I exist? I'm not even engaging with it so I'm not going to try to find out.


Yeah, it's so not nice of you that they're bigoted jerks. Wait.... What?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:18 am 
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choirqueer wrote:
Wow, at the very same moment that I hit "submit" on that last post, someone (definitely not a PPKer, don't worry) IMed me to tell me how unfair it is to expect religious people to acknowledge that people who aren't men or women exist, and that people don't think I'm a nice person because I...I don't know, because I exist? I'm not even engaging with it so I'm not going to try to find out.

I will come poo on their doorstep if you'd like me to. (That is as mature as I can muster about those assfaces.)

I'll come poo on their doorstep too.

You are a lovely person. A lovely person that has outstanding taste in cookies.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:43 am 
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j-dub wrote:
choirqueer wrote:
Wow, at the very same moment that I hit "submit" on that last post, someone (definitely not a PPKer, don't worry) IMed me to tell me how unfair it is to expect religious people to acknowledge that people who aren't men or women exist, and that people don't think I'm a nice person because I...I don't know, because I exist? I'm not even engaging with it so I'm not going to try to find out.

I will come poo on their doorstep if you'd like me to. (That is as mature as I can muster about those assfaces.)

I'll come poo on their doorstep too.

You are a lovely person. A lovely person that has outstanding taste in cookies.

Add me to the poo on the doorstep committee. That is unbelievable.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:02 am 
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Add me to the CQ poo posse!

Poopiebitch, I snickered so hard at your fluffers.

Vijita, your rings sound beautiful!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:22 am 
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I'm having a bit of a rough time atm and had a bit of a mental health melt down (possibly due to adjusting to betablocker side effects), the poor Mr has been putting up with my miseryitis.

He just sent me this text:
"don't worry about dinner tonight, I'll do the Indian. As long as you tickle my balls. Really."

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:39 am 
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Feel better soon, Fezza!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:42 am 
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They sound so pretty, vijita!

Aaaahhhh so much to do this morning!


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Thank you! I'll be ok, think seeing what the chemo is doing to my Dad's skin threw me a bit t'other day too. A sequence of small events coupled the bastardtastic return of my migraines has me a weary willy atm. I want to go lie in the alley of goats and be nibbled.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:33 am 
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Goats for fezza and poo for CQ's IMemesis. Does anyone want a cup of tea while I'm at it?

Last night I viewed a house whilst I was a bit drunk and this morning I viewed a house while I was a bit hungover. I also had cramp in both legs at the same time last night. I'm a hobbling, hungover mess. I have no idea how I expect that we're going to find a new place to live while I'm in this state.

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CQ, that's ridic. I've never pooed on a doorstep to date, but there's a first time for everything, right?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:02 am 
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So thanks to the weather being dry for the past week my back garden isn't flooded for the first time in forever so I go to go out and start the massive clean up operation in the garden. Now I have a big bag of dog poo. Let me know where that person lives and it is on the way.

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I am the worst and keeping fun secrets/surprises. I just gave my husband both his bday presents a day early! He asked me to give him one and I couldn't decide so I made him open both. now i have nothing to give him tomorrow!

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I got talked into doing a race today at the last minute. It will be my first road race, and I'm SCARED. The pavement is bad, and it's cold and rainy where the race is. WHYYYYY do I do this to myself?

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As if having my heaviest period since before I went vegan wasn't bad enough, I've also been having an allergy attack since last night. And I'm in Glasgow all day tomorrow, so I was meant to get all my prep for the week ahead stuff done today. Instead I'm sitting on the sofa watching Eureka, eating Oreos, and sneezing. Well, the first two things are pretty cool, actually.

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Oh wow. I wish I could find vegan oreos in time for my period which is due Wednesday.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:40 am 
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I got talked into doing a race today at the last minute. It will be my first road race, and I'm SCARED. The pavement is bad, and it's cold and rainy where the race is. WHYYYYY do I do this to myself?


You are going to kick asparagus out there! Don't be scared, be awesome. (although one does not preclude the other, since you already are awesome) And if I were you, I'd be doing it for the rush and for the fun and the challenge.

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I got talked into doing a race today at the last minute. It will be my first road race, and I'm SCARED. The pavement is bad, and it's cold and rainy where the race is. WHYYYYY do I do this to myself?

Because you're going to feel awesome once you've conquered that race!

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Trisha Yearwood and Garth Brooks are making vegan black bean lasagna with tofu ricotta on Food Network. They're talking about nooch being a good source of B12. My mind is kind of blown.


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I got talked into doing a race today at the last minute. It will be my first road race, and I'm SCARED. The pavement is bad, and it's cold and rainy where the race is. WHYYYYY do I do this to myself?

You'll kick butt! Good luck.

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I hate that it is not very vegan to ring my dogs neck. Why does she have to love me so damn much?!!! I'm hormonal.... I don't want intense love. Back off bisque!

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People have been saying such sweet things to me lately. I don't know if somethin's going on astrologically this week but damn, it's interesting. Like, many people, unrelated to each other, for various reasons or no reasons at all, have been telling me things so sweet, and pretty deep, meaningful kind of sweet, too. Luv. <3

At the same time, having a bit of an existential crisis. Feel pretty lost. But happy?! Happy and lost (but not happy about being lost).

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