Post Punk Kitchen Forum

well, the thing is, it's so good until it makes you so sick. there is a tiny part of me that would like to find a less furious source of nourishment. it's a very tiny part. i can barely see it. actually, i might have imagined it. forget i said anything. [hits repeat; kicks chair]

I just had a jam piece with fresh bread. It was SO GOOD!

But Mike is watching Enterprise, which is so awful. They actually found an excuse to have a half-naked woman greasing up in the first episode. Mike thinks Scott Bakula in his underpants makes up for it - me not so much.

I've been watching this lately. So many reasons why people have to take off their clothes.

I want a jammy piece now. But on that cheapo white bread that Delia Smith disapproves of so much. You know, the kind you roll into balls and drop into tomato soup. And then you fold the one slice in half and it's all jam up in the crease and it's extra jammy. Mmmmmm.

EXTRA JAMMY CREASE

I am on board with this.

you roll bread into balls and drop it into soup?

Well, when I was a kid I did! You know that cheapo gloopity white bread that you can get? My sister and I used to squish and roll it into balls and drop it into cream of tomato soup and slurp it all up. It was the best!

Other awesome balls times included getting a pack of Starburst (Opal Fruits! "Made to make your mouth water"!) and melting them with out hands so as to squish them all together into one giant multi-coloured ball to stick in one's gob.

I dunno, I guess I just get enthused over eating big ol' squishy balls.

Yes, I did the bread balling thing too! Bread is the best when it's squished into the consistency of chewing gum. I never did the massive Starburst mound but I would squeeze marshmallows between my fingers until they got all hot and compressed and disgusting.

I have definitely squished my share of Wonder Bread in my misspent youth. Never dropped it into soup though.

We never had wonder bread, I don't remember having much sliced bread as a kid. I remember the cheap, fresh French loaves from the grocery store though.

My ex-boss has gotten herself in trouble with a racist article she wrote. The thing is... she really is racist and I can't say I am surprised. I am just frustrated that people are defending her. I can't count the times she flippantly said something horrid.

I really need to cook something so that I will have lunch tomorrow and I just can't bring myself to find the energy or caring.

Birds are stupid. How can critters who are so smart be such scaredy cat weirdo dodo heads?

I picked up my glasses today (beautiful! Sexy nerd glasses! Gucci case is ugly as hell though; reminds why I've never liked them except some Tom Ford clothes. Costco gave me a plain case to use instead. But I digress, as usual). I can see well in them! Reading seems fine, and no glare. I can't navigate stairs in them though because when I look down, I can't see.

But, Molly is cowering in terror from me now. She finally got on my shoulder, but she is digging her claws in hard, and is leaning off the far end of my shoulder at about a 45 degree angle. I need a photo of that. The macaw yelled at me, then turned his back. Only my mom is allowed to wear glasses in his presence; he does this to my dad too.

I really wonder what goes on in these twisty bird minds. Now Molly is making kissy noises at me, but still leaning off at a crazy asparagus angle.

Jammy creases <3 <3 <3
Eating big ol' squishy balls <3 <3 <3
Where is Fezza and why does this remind me of her?

Missed you guys a lot.

I used to do both of these things! In fact I still do the soup / bread thing.

Also, jam sandwiches with the extra jammy crease = YUM!

Thank you, I needed a new sig.

I don't roll it into balls, but I do put bread in my soup. My mom is horrified by this. She hates soggy bread.

I was sleeping on my side when Zebby came in to wake me up, and he sat on my shoulder. He didn't seem to realise that that effectively pinned me there because I couldn't turn. I eventually rocked him off by sitting up sidey-ways a little at a time. But it was super cute. He was kinda peering over his paws at me. Mini panther on my shoulder. I tried to get a picture, but I only had the use of one hand that I couldn't manage to get at the right angle.

Did it. Gave notice. March 16 is my last day. Terrified/excited!

Also, I had the NICEST evening with my manfriend last night. I made him dinner (Snobby Joes! He really liked them!) and then we went to his old house and had the soakiest lovely bubble bath. I am smitten.

But then he had some kind of stress attack and I thought he was having a heart attack and that he was going to die on me, which we had joked about earlier, since he is so much older than me, and then it kind of almost happened! Ack! He is fine, says that happens sometimes, but it makes me nervous.

Yay!

I am making my workmate listen to Craig David's greatest hits. I forgot what a terrible song What's Your Flava is.

got some gross food poisoning yesterday but seeing as I had to work and refused to barf in a public mens bathroom surrounded by farting shitting guys...I took a bunch of immodium and pepto and fought my way through it

Im better now but didnt really do any pooping or anything so Im worried whats gonna happen with everything all backed up.....its gonna be like that scene in Alien....but, out of my butt

Pics or it didn't happen!

I've worked myself up in upset that I there's no Beyond Meat available for me to try. I WANT IT.

Honestly, its no different or better than gardein

Soooooooooooooooooooooo gassy.... I blame the kimchi.