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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:50 pm 
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Or she could be selling something. When something like that happens to me, it is always someone trying to sell something... Pampered Chef, Mary Kay, whatever.

Perhaps you would like to buy some fine Panda With Cookie wares? I have this lovely spatula that is hand tooled and says Panda on it. Perhaps a Panda With Cookie panda shirt that says Panda With Cookie?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:51 pm 
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Perhaps a scentscy scent diffuser, so things smell like other things they should not smell like?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:59 pm 
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linanil wrote:
Or she could be selling something. When something like that happens to me, it is always someone trying to sell something... Pampered Chef, Mary Kay, whatever.

oh, man, i didn't think of that. in a way, it puts me more at ease.

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Perhaps you would like to buy some fine Panda With Cookie wares? I have this lovely spatula that is hand tooled and says Panda on it. Perhaps a Panda With Cookie panda shirt that says Panda With Cookie?

can i use the spatula to ease my KAPOP loaf out of my Panda With Cookie KAPOPAN? i will take 40 of them. i will pay you in origami frogs and blown kisses.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:02 pm 
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linanil wrote:
Or she could be selling something. When something like that happens to me, it is always someone trying to sell something... Pampered Chef, Mary Kay, whatever.

Perhaps you would like to buy some fine Panda With Cookie wares? I have this lovely spatula that is hand tooled and says Panda on it. Perhaps a Panda With Cookie panda shirt that says Panda With Cookie?


Where can I buy such wares? Also, do you have an independent distributor program where I can sell those items to people I know?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:02 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:05 pm 
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Where can I buy such wares? Also, do you have an independent distributor program where I can sell those items to people I know?

Why, I am glad you asked. I would be thrilled if you would like to sell my Panda With Cookie panda items to people you know. I would like for others to do things so that I may make more money. Please do come to my house party to learn all the ways in which my amazing time and life saving devices can improve your existence.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:38 pm 
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I was just about to complain about how cold it is and question why the heat doesn't seem to be doing any good when I realised that I left the window of Zebby's room open because he has the stinkiest poops and doesn't cover them. I hope the room is properly aired now because I'm too cold to leave the window open any longer.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:15 pm 
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eta: [graciously accepts award for using the word "seem" more times in a post than anyone else ever has or will]


Ha, I think I recently used the word 'affect' more than anyone ever should in a post in the relationships thread. I couldn't think of any other way to put it! Also, here's hoping she's selling you KAPOPANS, because that would be awesome.

I have been in such a haze all day. I feel like I'm finally coming out of it, but it's just felt like my skin doesn't fit or something. Shaky hands, stumbling feets, head in the clouds, weird tummy rumbles, general weird and antsy feeling, and feeling like I've forgotten something but there really can't be anything...I don't think...? I just feel kind of stupid. Bleh.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:35 pm 
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Making some hot sauce from all these dried peppers I had around for about two years. Tasty!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:56 pm 
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Ugh, I hate that feeling allularpunk! I usually take a nap, but that's my typical solution to most problems, and a lot of times it just makes me groggy. Wednesday I was feeling anxious and did a yoga class and that helped though! Maybe something physical? Or make a list of everything you're supposed to being doing/remembering? Sandwich?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:01 pm 
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Ugh, I hate that feeling allularpunk! I usually take a nap, but that's my typical solution to most problems, and a lot of times it just makes me groggy. Wednesday I was feeling anxious and did a yoga class and that helped though! Maybe something physical? Or make a list of everything you're supposed to being doing/remembering? Sandwich?


<3 <3 <3 I am eating a sandwich at this very moment. I thought about taking a nap, but I had coffee earlier in order to try to clear my head (just made me feel worse!), so no sleep til Brooklyn for me. I'm also going to do my meal plan for next week (cookbook challenge, yay!) and if that + sandwich doesn't work, I'm gonna do some pilates.

I think that it's happening because I've had a week with very little work, so my schedule is messed up and I'm not used to having this much free time, and I've had kind of a crappy week, which was disappointing because I had Big Plans for all this awesome stuff that never happened. And then I drank too much last night and I'm feeling a little delirious about how great my guy is and it's just distracting and annoying (even though it's awesome, too).

More sandwich now.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:10 pm 
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I may have just put a bunch of the hot sauce I made into a bowl and ate it with a spoon.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:13 pm 
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My sister's last name is Hiscock. She used to be a nurse and she'd always get called to the ward over the loudspeaker as "Nurse Hiscock". That joke among the nursing staff never got old. So, she married a guy named Lovelock and became Hiscock-Lovelock. Then she went into sales started working with a guy named Hercock. It was Hiscock and Hercock at your service. My other sister's name is B.J. Hiscock. I kid you not.


:D That is hilarious.

I'm in a similar situation myself at the moment, dating someone with a cock-related last name.


Paloma cork would be an excellent name.


If only it was 'cork'. But no, it's actually worse.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:00 pm 
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So tired. Wish my shopping was here so I could head to bed already.

I have been really sensible and prebooked my parking as it means I am now paying half price for a full day of parking right in the middle of the city centre. Also, I know the way to this place and I shouldn't get lost which will totally decrease my chances of having an anxiety attack.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:53 pm 
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Oh man, this video is slaying me. I love this kid.

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PP, that was really super cute! His face when she said who her boyfriend is. haha and his teeth gap! super adorbs.

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Recently I tried to explain internet trolls to my mother. Today I heard her on the phone, saying, "You have to watch out for trollers! Yeah, they just do stuff to make people angry. You have to report them!"

I would like it if you made a web show about your mom.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:31 pm 
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If only it was 'cork'. But no, it's actually worse.


OHMYGOD now I really want to know what it is!!

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OKAY so I for some silly reason applied to audition for a silly queer musical thing here in town, and got scheduled for an audition for monday evening. UM I'm not prepared at all! I'm supposed to do two short pieces that showcase voice and acting. SO do ya'll think I should do one song and one monologue? Or two songs in which I somehow showcase my acting in them? That seems confusing. SO HERE'S WHERE I NEED YER HALP:

I have no idea where to even start in finding a monologue. Can anyone recommend me one? Something very short (I don't think I could memorize much by Monday!) and preferably silly. Doesn't have to comedy just not something heavy.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:10 pm 
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That sounds fun, Mars! I have zero theater experience, but if it were me I would probably just google "monologue" and the title of a favorite funny movie. That might turn up something. (I may have just done a Gretchen Wieners monologue to myself after testing this theory.)


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