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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 4:49 pm 
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This is how much I hate clothes shopping: I got out my summer clothes the other day, and realised I have been wearing the same pair of shorts since about 1997. They are bright blue, made of that shiny 90s nylon material, and the waistband comes halfway up my ribcage. And that is the best (only ones that aren't falling apart) pair of shorts I have. And yet I would rather wear those all summer than go out and buy new ones.


I think those are in style again, so you might've waited out fashion just long enough.


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:16 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:32 pm 
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I have $45 in cash (that was supposed to be for food this week), no shoes, no opinion on styles, and no motivation. Maybe I'll just fashion a bedsheet into a toga.

This is how much I hate clothes shopping: I got out my summer clothes the other day, and realised I have been wearing the same pair of shorts since about 1997. They are bright blue, made of that shiny 90s nylon material, and the waistband comes halfway up my ribcage. And that is the best (only ones that aren't falling apart) pair of shorts I have. And yet I would rather wear those all summer than go out and buy new ones.


^this is my life, I feel ya. I have cargo shorts that aren't falling apart, cargo shorts that have a big stain from where a pen leaked in the pocket the first day that I wore them, and jean shorts that are ripped in the crotch. I rotate those three till it's absolutely too cold for shorts, then I have 1 pair of jeans that falls down constantly but at least isn't ripped. I can never find anything that fits me, not ever.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:41 pm 
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Maybe somebody here has a dress that they could send you? I might actually depending on size. I have the black and white floral knit dress that I wore for my graduation. I think it's an Ann Taylor Loft medium, but knit is fairly size forgiving. Im 5'7 and its knee length on me. With a little cardigan, it would work (it has spaghetti straps that are asjustable) even if it's a little on the casual side. If you think that would work, let me know and I'll try to find it tonight. At any rate, it's cute, summery, and comfortable.

It's probably super unprofessional to mention that my new student tonight is really hot, right?

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:46 pm 
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Oh, jeez. I just realized how bad that could sound. Hot student is in my GED adult class (not my high school!), so he is around my age and looks like Denzel Washington from 20yrs ago if he had a beard.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:11 pm 
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Oh yeah, RC, if you're by chance a size 12 (or size large) on up, I most likely have something that will fit you! Just let me know!


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:25 pm 
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Oh yeah, RC, if you're by chance a size 12 (or size large) on up, I most likely have something that will fit you! Just let me know!

I have a size 10 dress that's too big for me now and probably not easily altered. If you're a 10ish I'd send it to you. I wore it to a garden wedding a few years back. It's sleeveless with a knee lengtth full skirt, black and white with some turquoise and green and a wide black belt. I think you could get away with a wide variety of black shoes (I wore a black wedge heeled open toe slide.)

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:49 pm 
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RC, I'm 5'7"ish and a size 10-12 in pants, which generally translates to about a large dress. If it helps, I could also message you measurements so you could compare! I have a couple pretty purple dresses that'd work well for a country club. I'm more concerned about one than the other getting them back (but we live close-ish so I imagine it could happen!).

But have fun! You'll figure it out I bet. :)

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:49 pm 
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Thanks for the offers of help, you guys. You all are so nice! The graduation is Sunday, so I'm going to try to get somewhere on Saturday. I'll get my paycheck on Thurs or Fri, so that will help, and hopefully I'll be able to find something! I know my friend will be happy to see me no matter what I'm wearing. (The country club, however, might not. I looked up their dress code, and the part on women's clothing keeps stressing "modesty" like it's the 1950s!).


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:51 pm 
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i guess you'll be fine as long as you cover your knees and ankles?

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:27 pm 
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Oh, jeez. I just realized how bad that could sound. Hot student is in my GED adult class (not my high school!), so he is around my age and looks like Denzel Washington from 20yrs ago if he had a beard.


I was going to make a cheeky comment about it being OK as long as it's the GED class, ha! Also, hot student sounds hot.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:09 pm 
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^this is my life, I feel ya. I have cargo shorts that aren't falling apart, cargo shorts that have a big stain from where a pen leaked in the pocket the first day that I wore them, and jean shorts that are ripped in the crotch. I rotate those three till it's absolutely too cold for shorts, then I have 1 pair of jeans that falls down constantly but at least isn't ripped. I can never find anything that fits me, not ever.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:17 pm 
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lavawitch wrote:
Oh, jeez. I just realized how bad that could sound. Hot student is in my GED adult class (not my high school!), so he is around my age and looks like Denzel Washington from 20yrs ago if he had a beard.


I was going to make a cheeky comment about it being OK as long as it's the GED class, ha! Also, hot student sounds hot.


Denzel was my Hollywood crush when I was in high school.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 11:39 pm 
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It usually works pretty dang well.

Thank you! I did it today and my hair looks a million times better and the ugly color is completely gone. However, my skin is so itchy and red and on fire right now. Is there anything I can do? It hurts so bad.

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 11:42 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 11:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 11:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:11 am 
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Mars wrote:
It usually works pretty dang well.

Thank you! I did it today and my hair looks a million times better and the ugly color is completely gone. However, my skin is so itchy and red and on fire right now. Is there anything I can do? It hurts so bad.

Hmm, I don't know of something specifically, but if you just think of it as irritated skin... Hmm, I'd probably just look through my cabinet for some soothing moisturizer or aloe vera or something.

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I just rang the spa where I'm taking my mum for a spa day next week (it's her birthday) to check they can cater for a vegan. They said no problem they'll be able to do a salad with no meat or cheese on. Yum!!

I think I will take a sandwich!

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 9:41 am 
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I hate having relationship dreams about people who aren't my husband. And it's always people that I DON'T think of like that, too...which makes me feel icky and queasy when I remember them.

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I hate having relationship dreams about people who aren't my husband. And it's always people that I DON'T think of like that, too...which makes me feel icky and queasy when I remember them.


I've experienced this and it is, indeed, icky.

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