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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:42 pm 
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joshua wrote:
can't you just squeeze for a while and hold it?

sorry, no idea :(


I will take this into consideration.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:47 pm 
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don't squeeze too hard

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:10 pm 
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If you're near a New Seasons, there's usually free ones in the ladies restrooms always.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:16 pm 
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I wish I were near a New Seasons! I'm downtown and my only options nearby are kind of sketchy convenience stores. I'm toughing it out. I wonder if building management will refund my quarter.

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Probably, especially if you go into detail about your moon time.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:29 am 
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"It's a full one, you guys! Not just crescent or quarter, I'm talking FULL HARVEST."

You could always try the Alice 7th Grade Special Technique, which includes furiously wrapping toilet paper around your underwear as you panic silently about how it's not going to work at all.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:52 am 
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When my coworker needed a tampon a couple weeks ago, she wrote an email and sent it to every single woman in the company. Then, a few minutes later, she sent out a follow-up email informing everyone that we could all relax because she had located a tampon.

Basically, don't do that.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:08 am 
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Not to go all competitive on the tampon crisis, but I was camping in Siberia in the late 1980s and came on unexpectedly and had to use my socks. So, there's that.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:20 am 
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When my coworker needed a tampon a couple weeks ago, she wrote an email and sent it to every single woman in the company. Then, a few minutes later, she sent out a follow-up email informing everyone that we could all relax because she had located a tampon.

Basically, don't do that.

I actually love this.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:27 am 
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Mars wrote:
ashley wrote:
When my coworker needed a tampon a couple weeks ago, she wrote an email and sent it to every single woman in the company. Then, a few minutes later, she sent out a follow-up email informing everyone that we could all relax because she had located a tampon.

Basically, don't do that.

I actually love this.

Seeing as how I am leaving the company I'd sort of like to do this for giggles on my last day. But only because "every single woman in the company" would be something like 90,000 recipients. If only there was a mailing list that could accomplish that...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:39 am 
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alice1drland wrote:
"It's a full one, you guys! Not just crescent or quarter, I'm talking FULL HARVEST."

You could always try the Alice 7th Grade Special Technique, which includes furiously wrapping toilet paper around your underwear as you panic silently about how it's not going to work at all.


Wherein Alice's technique becomes PP's, make sure the toilet paper falls out on the floor out your pant leg at the MALL. (Also in grade 7).

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:44 am 
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alice1drland wrote:
"It's a full one, you guys! Not just crescent or quarter, I'm talking FULL HARVEST."

You could always try the Alice 7th Grade Special Technique, which includes furiously wrapping toilet paper around your underwear as you panic silently about how it's not going to work at all.


Wherein Alice's technique becomes PP's, make sure the toilet paper falls out on the floor out your pant leg at the MALL. (Also in grade 7).

Not toilet paper but I've got a doozy. I was around the same age, super awkward, and hadn't graduated to tampons yet. So I had this massive pad on at the gym. I'm on the treadmill, wearing loose shorts. The pad falls out, lands on the treadmill and (I assume) ZINGS off it. I'm facing out, so I don't notice until my brother comes up to me aghast and asks if "that's mine" shakily pointing toward the end of the treadmill. HORRIFYING.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:46 am 
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Oh no, terrible yet funny. My grandmother used to tell a story about using a washcloth. It also fell out.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:49 am 
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Oh my god, dubs, I just got so embarassed for grade-school you! Ahhh!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:18 am 
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Since we're talking about periods, my PMS this month is brought to you by DROPPING ALL OF THE THINGS.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:25 am 
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j-dub wrote:
Not toilet paper but I've got a doozy. I was around the same age, super awkward, and hadn't graduated to tampons yet. So I had this massive pad on at the gym. I'm on the treadmill, wearing loose shorts. The pad falls out, lands on the treadmill and (I assume) ZINGS off it. I'm facing out, so I don't notice until my brother comes up to me aghast and asks if "that's mine" shakily pointing toward the end of the treadmill. HORRIFYING.


I think this wins - oh my, poor 12 year j-dub.

As far as unexpected period at work, if you're not wearing a skirt wadded up toilet paper should work- alternately I've used gauze from the first aid kit.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:37 am 
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FULL PERIOD UPDATE:

My period remained super late for my last few hours at work. A bit of toilet paper was just fine and fortunately I was wearing thick black jeans so I wasn't that worried. And they were skinny jeans so nothing fell out of my pants!

I would so have no problem emailing everyone asking for a tampon. Unfortunately, in the evening I have three coworkers and they are all non-menstruating men. During the daytime three women work in the office and I found myself thinking there MUST be tampons stashed somewhere (when I worked in an office of all women we just bought them at Office Depot and kept them with the office supplies) but didn't really know where to look.

Now my diva cup and I are reunited, thank goodness.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:40 am 
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j-dub, that story is amazing.

Glad it worked out, strawberryrock!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:46 am 
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j-dub, that story is amazing.


Yeah, +1YUMMY with piles of rainbow shitting unicorns for suuuure.

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j-dub wrote:
Not toilet paper but I've got a doozy. I was around the same age, super awkward, and hadn't graduated to tampons yet. So I had this massive pad on at the gym. I'm on the treadmill, wearing loose shorts. The pad falls out, lands on the treadmill and (I assume) ZINGS off it. I'm facing out, so I don't notice until my brother comes up to me aghast and asks if "that's mine" shakily pointing toward the end of the treadmill. HORRIFYING.

Holy shiitake that might be the worstbest period story I've ever heard.

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I got an email from someone from a cat kidney care support group I am part of promoting her religion, her favorite bible quotes and a attachment on her views of god. I thought it was so tacky to try and take advantage of my vulnerable state in this way. I emailed the group owner.

My stupid mom for weeks was bugging me to get blinds installed in our house...My mind was on Mar's care. To get her to shut up, I had a price quote done and for the same blinds but a different color than what we have it would be $815 to $1,110...My mom who was gun-ho about paying was like 'never-mind'...This comes when we were struggling to pay for Mar's medical care...Now she has moved on to hounding me about getting bins to put Mar's stuff away. I told her that I am falling apart, that I cannot do this, it has been 2 days...Her usual "I know, I know"....angers me. I do not want the bin thing to be the new blind thing. I do not even want to get started on her comments about me losing weight due to stress (I get sick after I eat)...I am forking eating - my body just does not like what it is going through right now. When she says stupid crepe I just want to act like a child - stop eating and say "see.....see what you did"...

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My work offers tampons and pads for free.

And I have a weird mom story (I'm guessing with all these stories, we could make a tampon thread). My mom is really odd about things and although she isn't a religious freak, she thinks it is nasty to use tampons. She has never used tampons. Anyway, she refused to let me try when I was young and I had the worst periods ever. I guess I never thought about it and figured maybe there was a reason she didn't think tampons were good but eventually in my mid 20s I tried them and they were the best thing ever until I found my diva cup.

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omg j-dub, best/worst period story indeed!

yeah, for some reason my mom was really anti-tampon too... however, from the get-go pads were not cutting it for me. i actually had to create alibis to run to the drugstore and buy tampons in the 8th grade with my allowance/birthday money. like, "oh, piano class ran late/the teacher wants me to go early" (the only place i was allowed to walk to alone because it was a few doors down the street) and the classic "i'm at so and so's house" and my friend would say she was at mine, except it took all of 20 min to go to the drugstore and then we had no idea what else we could do if it wasn't hangout out at our houses prank calling our crushes, hahah.


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