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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:44 pm 
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You should ask her if there are going to be any vegan options at the wedding. You know, for the hi-larious hijinks.

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 1:57 pm 
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Take some really unflattering photos of B. and post them on Facebook.

Hahahaha!

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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if there is an open bar get wasted on the most expensive drinks you can think of.

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:31 pm 
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if there is an open bar get wasted on the most expensive drinks you can think of.


That should help facilitate the unflattering photos of the bride!

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:34 pm 
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The great things about weddings is that you barely have to interact with the bridal party because they are too busy being bridal. So you can have a great time at the wedding and pretty much shun her all you want. Go and have a blast! Living well is the best revenge and all that.

This is true enough. At the last wedding I went to I don't even think I met the bride (the groom was a high school friend of biker boy's and I met him.)

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:41 pm 
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I'm going to have to second the unflattering photos.

Good God, how on earth is H going to put up with that one for the rest of his life? Is he a tad daft?

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:45 pm 
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Reminds me of my sister's ex. I thought he was anti-vegetarian when he tried to argue with me about eating meat, but when a few months later he tried to argue with me about school funding (which is not something either of us care passionately about) I realized he was just an asparagus.

It amazes me, though, people like this do find someone to marry them (at least for a short while). I say get drunk at the wedding and have fun!


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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:24 am 
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Interesting choice of mate, H! There is of course a chance that she's grown up in the last year/got over some of her insecurities and become more pleasant to be around. If not, getting drunk and leaving early seems like a great solution.

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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yeah, you wont have to interact much during the wedding with B (does it stand for bisque, by the way?) but still I assume you want to check with her beforehand the vegan options, right? Sounds like a whole lot of hilarious posts to come.


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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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I vote for wearing something hideous and photobombing all the official wedding photographs.


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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:56 am 
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jerusha wrote:
yeah, you wont have to interact much during the wedding with B (does it stand for bisque, by the way?) but still I assume you want to check with her beforehand the vegan options, right? Sounds like a whole lot of hilarious posts to come.



Ha! Yeah. No. I'm not even going to try. It's going to be Clif bars and stiff drinks for me.

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I vote for wearing something hideous and photobombing all the official wedding photographs.


I like the way you think!

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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mrsbadmouth wrote:
I really hope your wedding gift to them is a basket of things like flour, sugar, spice, etc. You know, a composite of ingredients.


Maybe throw in some vegan cookbooks. Because she showed such an interest in how you eat.

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:01 pm 
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Tenacious LD wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:
I really hope your wedding gift to them is a basket of things like flour, sugar, spice, etc. You know, a composite of ingredients.


Maybe throw in some vegan cookbooks. Because she showed such an interest in how you eat.


Copy of "Earthlings." And nothing else.

Except maybe a box of tissues.

Actually, forget that. Just make a donation to a Farm Sanctuary in her name.

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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I'm hoping hard for you for an open bar. And if there IS anything vegan to eat, load your plate up. Grab that loaf of bread or the tray of crudites.


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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
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Good luck! Its nice of you to be so supportive to your partner. If she doesn't like JJ, then I guess once they are married, you won't have to see much of her anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: So, that was an interesting evening: Omnis behaving badl
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:55 pm 
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OH MY GRIZZLY BEAR.

This is amazing. How many sad, broken beings there are out there.
I second everything in this thread! You are fantastic!

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