Welcome to the Wild Arugula Cafe

RiotSquirrrrrrrel · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:02 am

It's so nice to be here! I'm feeling sleepy, so I'd like a hot chocolate and a seat by the fire, please.

8ball · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:16 am

joyfulgirl wrote:

My first day on the job! Fresh out of the oven: Apple pie, red velvet cupcakes, and peanut butter cookies.

Whoa there! Whaddya think you're doing? You can't mosey on in and take someone's pastry cheffing away from them! How will I feed my flying rodent army if I don't get 1 groat per hour from the boss?

pistachiorose · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:38 am

Wow, it's my first time in here! Do you do almond milk lattes, by chance?

choirqueer · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:06 am

designedtobekind wrote:

I'm back, and my knives are sharpened!

Choirqueer, we have hot chocolate, chocolate mousse, chocolate cake, s'mores on chocolate graham crackers, chocolate fondue, and if that doesn't work, we can just let you break off chunks of chocolate from our giant chocolate bar sculpture.

Mmm...that sounds magnificent. I don't need to injure the sculpture, though I would like to take some photos if you don't mind. Do you have some strawberries for the fondue?

Everyone come fondue with me!

pranaferox · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:25 am

Well I just woke up and it looks like I'm still here! Any workers around? Can you make me some vegan french toast PLEASE? Preferably with fall flavors?

joyfulgirl · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:32 am

8ball wrote:

joyfulgirl wrote:

My first day on the job! Fresh out of the oven: Apple pie, red velvet cupcakes, and peanut butter cookies.

Whoa there! Whaddya think you're doing? You can't mosey on in and take someone's pastry cheffing away from them! How will I feed my flying rodent army if I don't get 1 groat per hour from the boss?

Hey! Rhizzo hired me, so take it up with upper management! Besides, I only work part time as a pastry chef when you're not here. I also cook meals and wait tables.

And pranaferox, how would you like some pumpkin french toast?

lutin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:06 am

Wow, I love what you've done with the place. I can't decide if I want to help dtbk unsharpen her knives or work on my thesis. Can I have some pumpkin pizza and a Mexican hot chocolate -- mm, and some of joyfulgirl's pumpkin french toast -- while I decide?

joyfulgirl · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:09 am

Here you go, lutin. Pumpkin pizza, pumpkin french toast, and Mexican hot chocolate. And don't forget you get free refills.

lutin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:35 am

Fantastic! Thanks. Actually, joyfulgirl, your avatar is looking at me funny.
Do you think it wants some of this fantasmic pumpkin french toast, too?

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

8ball wrote:

joyfulgirl wrote:

My first day on the job! Fresh out of the oven: Apple pie, red velvet cupcakes, and peanut butter cookies.

Whoa there! Whaddya think you're doing? You can't mosey on in and take someone's pastry cheffing away from them! How will I feed my flying rodent army if I don't get 1 groat per hour from the boss?

Don't worry 8ball, you will always be head pastry chef here. Lie joyfulgirl said, she does a little bit of everything around here.

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

pistachiorose wrote:

Wow, it's my first time in here! Do you do almond milk lattes, by chance?

Welcome, I hope it's the first of many visits! Here is your almond milk latte. Would you like a scone or some cookies to go with that?

pistachiorose · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:44 am

Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:

pistachiorose wrote:

Wow, it's my first time in here! Do you do almond milk lattes, by chance?

Welcome, I hope it's the first of many visits! Here is your almond milk latte. Would you like a scone or some cookies to go with that?

I will never say no to scones! Do you mind if I sit in the corner and do schoolwork for awhile? I'll order some tea later, too.

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

allychristine wrote:

Don't forget about the dog park and attached child play area!

I would like a sandwich, please.

Yes, allychristine built a dob park and child play area for us recently. They are both lovely and all are welcome to use and enjoy them.

Since I'm so late getting your sandwich for you I made you a dozen and included a batch of cookies too.

lutin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:51 am

pistachiorose wrote:

Do you mind if I sit in the corner and do schoolwork for awhile? I'll order some tea later, too.

Come and sit with me pistachiorose. Maybe we'll get more work done if we can distract, I mean encourage, each other.

pistachiorose · **Posted:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:54 am

lutin wrote:

pistachiorose wrote:

Do you mind if I sit in the corner and do schoolwork for awhile? I'll order some tea later, too.

Come and sit with me pistachiorose. Maybe we'll get more work done if we can distract, I mean encourage, each other.

Okay! It will make the work seem less monotonous :)

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

Here are your scones pistchiorose. People are always welcome to do schoolwork in here. We encourage education!

8ball · **Posted:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:37 pm

It's been awfully quiet around here recently. Has there been refurbishment taking place or something?

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

Now that everything seems to be running smoothly in our new location, I present a special grand re-opening menu. In honor of the new ppk boards, todays theme is TOTS!
Specials:
Appetizer: Totkabob (five tots on a stick served with multiple dipping sauce options including but not limited to: ketchup, mustard, vegenaise, bbq sauce, and ranch dressing.
Salad: mixed greens topped with tot croutons (tots toasted till crunchy all the way through) and lemon vinaigrette
Soup: tots in tot broth
Main: Tot Lasagnia (layers of tots, tomato sauce, cashew ricotta, and daiya mozzerella); Tot Burrito (tots, refried beens, guacamole, salsa, and shredded lettuce, all rolled up in a giant wheat tortilla)
Dessert: sweet potato tots with maple pecan dipping sauce, dusted with cinnamon

Mars · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:51 am

Hello there! I heard you have a marvelous selection of tots. May I have the specials m... *sees board with list of tot dishes* Oh! Hmm... I would like... oh it's so hard to decide, it all sounds so good... Start me off with the tot salad please, and then I will have the tot lasagna, and hopefully after that I will have room for the desert, but I'll order that after I finish dinner just in case.

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

Here is your tot salad Mars. I'll be back with the lasagna in a bit. Would you care for a beverage? I don't have any tot themed beverages. Tot juice just sounded gross. Oh, oh, wait, I did just find some tot infused vodka. Would you like a tot martini?

Mars · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:39 pm

Sure, why not. Extra olives please! Also, dirty...

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

One dirty tot martini with extra olives and a plate of tot lasagna. Be careful, it's strait out of the oven and pipping hot.

QueenV · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:59 pm

I'm just in for dessert today, so the tot dessert will be perfect!

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

Tada! Tot dessert. Enjoy QueenV.
I'm hoping our pastry chef 8ball will come in and create more tot desserts at some point today.

QueenV · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:02 pm

Thanks. I'm planning on coming in tomorrow, so I'll see you then.

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