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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:32 pm 
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I'm probably not the only one with a ridiculous situation that could really use a panda song title.

I just had a conversation with my mom where she was breathtaking in her cluelessness. She actually wanted my advice about how to nicely tell my niece (who's really struggling lately) she's not allowed to bring her (American Indian, but of course that has nothing to do with it) boyfriend home for Thanksgiving. Because, you know, that's not a subject that would trigger anything for me. This is why I do not spend Thanksgiving or Christmas with my family.

So, panda, what would the country song here be?


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:46 pm 
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My Ladyfriend and I Don't Mind Eating Tater Tots and Peppermint Jojo Milkshakes Christmas Morning Instead of Eating Your Canned Peas and Homophobia for Lunch

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:15 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:16 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:18 pm 
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So far. I'm imagining (by which I mean hoping) there will be other requests for your talent.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:20 pm 
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My Ladyfriend and I Don't Mind Eating Tater Tots and Peppermint Jojo Milkshakes Christmas Morning Instead of Eating Your Canned Peas and Homophobia for Lunch


My ladyfriend will most likely be with her mom christmas morning, but thanksgiving morning this song title will absolutely be a reality.


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Who wouldn't want a ridiculous song title custom made for them?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:23 pm 
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My Ladyfriend and I Don't Mind Eating Tater Tots and Peppermint Jojo Milkshakes Christmas Morning Instead of Eating Your Canned Peas and Homophobia for Lunch


That... sounds like the most amazing thing ever. Now I want a significant other so that I can do that.

...I just sank into a very vivid fantasy of this wonderful Christmas morning scenario and now I am kind of depressed that it is not my real life. DAMMIT.

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I would like a song title too, but I'm not sure what I want my song to be about, so maybe I need to request some lyrics, too.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:27 pm 
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pandacookie wrote:
My Ladyfriend and I Don't Mind Eating Tater Tots and Peppermint Jojo Milkshakes Christmas Morning Instead of Eating Your Canned Peas and Homophobia for Lunch


That... sounds like the most amazing thing ever. Now I want a significant other so that I can do that.

...I just sank into a very vivid fantasy of this wonderful Christmas morning scenario and now I am kind of depressed that it is not my real life. DAMMIT.

That was my Christmas morning last year. It was glorious. Replace ladyfriend with mr. bran though.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:27 pm 
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Can you make up a song title for how my quitting work is going to go for me tomorrow?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:27 pm 
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...I just sank into a very vivid fantasy of this wonderful Christmas morning scenario and now I am kind of depressed that it is not my real life. DAMMIT.

Seriously! I want tots and milkshakes for breakfast on christmas. Or every day.

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Can you make up a song title for how my quitting work is going to go for me tomorrow?
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I've been working at a movie theatre for the last three months and I'm happily quitting so I can move to Vancouver and go to railway school. However, I have to quit to a manager who is constantly trying to inspire me to pursue a career at the theatre, like she had, and become an assistant manager one day.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:31 pm 
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I want a pandacookie song, obviously, but I can't figure out how to articulate all of the shiitake that is going on in my life right now... but here is a little bit for starters:

-My mom is staying with me for a month (she likes to comment on my life, make me feel like shiitake about what I'm doing/not doing with my life, my weight, my food choices, my employment situation, the licensure examination I need to be studying for), she doesn't help around the house at all, she never leaves the house so I don't get a moment to myself
-I'm self-sabotaging by not studying for the licensure examination and I need to take it within the next six months
-I got my "hey, you need to start preparing to pay your student loans back because your 6 month grace period is half over" papers this weekend and I don't have a job or even the prospect of one

I'm guessing that is enough?
Please, pandacookie, make me laugh.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:32 pm 
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you already gave me the perfect song title; now i'm just waiting for the rest of the lyrics for "hummus come home."

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:33 pm 
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I would like a song title too, but I'm not sure what I want my song to be about, so maybe I need to request some lyrics, too.

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I keep screwing up metals projects, and I'm worried about my scholarship. Title me please!

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I want a pandacookie song, obviously, but I can't figure out how to articulate all of the shiitake that is going on in my life right now... but here is a little bit for starters:

-My mom is staying with me for a month (she likes to comment on my life, make me feel like shiitake about what I'm doing/not doing with my life, my weight, my food choices, my employment situation, the licensure examination I need to be studying for), she doesn't help around the house at all, she never leaves the house so I don't get a moment to myself
-I'm self-sabotaging by not studying for the licensure examination and I need to take it within the next six months
-I got my "hey, you need to start preparing to pay your student loans back because your 6 month grace period is half over" papers this weekend and I don't have a job or even the prospect of one

I'm guessing that is enough?
Please, pandacookie, make me laugh.

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pandacookie wrote:
My Mom Won't Shut Up and I Can't Drown Her Out With My Washtub Bass

Thank you! <3


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ExpiredSanity wrote:
Can you make up a song title for how my quitting work is going to go for me tomorrow?
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I've been working at a movie theatre for the last three months and I'm happily quitting so I can move to Vancouver and go to railway school. However, I have to quit to a manager who is constantly trying to inspire me to pursue a career at the theatre, like she had, and become an assistant manager one day.

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...that is so amazing and perfect. Thank you!

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I keep screwing up metals projects, and I'm worried about my scholarship. Title me please!

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I keep screwing up metals projects, and I'm worried about my scholarship. Title me please!

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heartbreakingly accurate.
thanks panderz!!

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I keep screwing up metals projects, and I'm worried about my scholarship. Title me please!

I Went To Art School and All I Got Was This Lousy BFA


The story, erm, song of my life.

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pandacookie wrote:
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I keep screwing up metals projects, and I'm worried about my scholarship. Title me please!

I Went To Art School and All I Got Was This Lousy BFA


heartbreakingly accurate.
thanks panderz!!


That's exactly how I've felt ever since I graduated! Except I also got 75k in loans that has grown exponentially since I graduated since I can't find a job and they've been in forbearance just accruing interest for years!


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