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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:35 pm 
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OMG race photos. I didn't even think about posting the many, many horrendous photos of me racing my bike here.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:42 pm 
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But, jopa, there are at least a few good ones! You've posted them!

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:38 am 
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allularpunk wrote:
But, jopa, there are at least a few good ones! You've posted them!


Law of averages - I was in 60+ races this past year!

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Yeah, I agree with jopa. Race photos are just the worst. My thought process is that we look so terrible because we're putting in real effort.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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I'm looking at some of my race photos, and I think the key to looking good in race photos is to wear sunglasses.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:07 am 
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Yes, hide the pain in your eyes.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:40 pm 
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I could definitely wow this thread with some race photos... maybe the next one will yield some good candidates. I would try to smile (or at least not grimace) if I ever saw the cameras but I really never notice them. My teammate V always manages to see the photographers, smile, wave, etc... and posts tons of cute race photos that make it look like she's not even breaking a sweat. If she wasn't so ridiculously lovable, I'd hate her...

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Pshh. If you look happy and smiley, you aren't racing hard enough.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Ha, if she wasn't a Boston-qualified marathoner and a Cat 2 road racer, I'd tend to agree. But I'd hate to see how badly she could kick my butt if she raced any harder! I realize she self-selects which race photos she shares, so it makes me feel a little better to think the sufferfest photos are out there somewhere...

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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In my last marathon I managed to get TWO okay pictures, but there were TONS, like 50+ taken of me, so like jopa said, law of averages!

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:19 pm 
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Alice, you are a boss and totally get it. I love you. Meanwhile in TX...four years between posts....this is what my face looks like.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:05 am 
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I said it on Facebook and I will say it here. Your face could look like a gremlin from hell and it still would not count, because this photo's overall adorableness factor is through the roof.


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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Well the child is adorable as is the activity we're participating in, but that look on my face is pretty ridiculous and totally counts. It extra counts because that is my natural talking face apparently.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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I'm sorry but that is actually adorable and you are apparently in the wrong thread.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Although it does make me want to blow on your face.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Although it does make me want to blow on your face.


Yessssssssss.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Bravo Poopie!

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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I have no idea why I let my husband take photos of me. They all come out looking like this:

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Excellent work Poopie <3


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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Oh gosh, Poopie and Vixki, those are awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: You Still Shouldn't Be In Pictures.
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Well done! Vixki, I am also married to a terrible photographer, I feel your pain!

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