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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:18 pm 
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I want to hear from people that have taken someone else's soymilk. There must be at least one of you reading this.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:31 pm 
Had sex with a vampire that sparkles.
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You guys, I just flippin heard people at my office conspiring to steal my soymilk. They're all "I don't know who it belongs to, but if you need some it's in the fridge!"

Going to spit in it now.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:33 pm 
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Ew, drinking your own spit milk is gross!

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:35 pm 
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Motherflippers!

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:37 pm 
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It's out of my hands, I'm doing what I have to do. Luckily, I'm pretty positive it's rancid.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:38 pm 
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And I will be just SHOCKED when everyone here thinks soymilk tastes like rancid phlegm.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:38 pm 
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pour some melted fishy Earth Balance in there. and some chunks of stinky Nasoya.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothers-fucker are drinking my soy milk
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:39 pm 
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i've decided that all victims of beverage theft need to leave an unsigned note on the container that says, "ere this night does wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" maybe one person will recognize that line, and that person will be your new bestie, but everyone else will probably stay away.

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