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caterpillar
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Post subject: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:02 am |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 970 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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So... I live with 5 other people, one of them has become more and more isolated lately, and barely talks to anyone. That is if we even see him, he seems to have taken over the unused part of the house downstairs. He has dropped out of uni (he is here on a student visa from france). He has also started interviewing people for the rooms that will be vacant in a few weeks when some other housemates leave, without discussing it with anyone else.
So anyway, today I was downstairs looking for some of my stuff that I left down there, and I noticed a swastika made out of coins on the table. Is this a bad sign or just, something else? Am I going to die?
_________________ 'forking. bogan as forking fork' - Joshua 'I can puke and be naked anywhere I want' - Fee
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:06 am |
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are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay?
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:18 am |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:01 pm Posts: 589 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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caterpillar wrote: I noticed a swastika ... Is this a bad sign? ha. fupapack wrote: are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay? First they came for the jews, poles, "gypsies", handicapped and gays, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay. Then they came for me and by that time no one was left to speak up.
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caterpillar
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:43 am |
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| Chip Strong |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 970 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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fupapack wrote: are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay? No, but there is a polish american girl. So you're saying I'm safe as long as she is still alive? We should use her like a canary in a mine? Is that vegan?
_________________ 'forking. bogan as forking fork' - Joshua 'I can puke and be naked anywhere I want' - Fee
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:03 am |
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your roommate sounds incredibly creepy.
you better kill him in his sleep, just to be sure.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:04 am |
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:12 am |
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:19 am |
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caterpillar wrote: fupapack wrote: are you a jew, pole, "gypsy", handicapped or gay? No, but there is a polish american girl. So you're saying I'm safe as long as she is still alive? We should use her like a canary in a mine? Is that vegan? this is a good idea.
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caterpillar
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:21 am |
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| Chip Strong |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 970 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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I was so distracted by this I just put my phone through the washing machine. RIP phone, the first victim.
_________________ 'forking. bogan as forking fork' - Joshua 'I can puke and be naked anywhere I want' - Fee
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fupapack
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:36 am |
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put it in a jar of rice and dont turn it on until it is dry.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:03 am |
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it was all part of the plan. Your housemate is going to cut off all your communications then kill you all in your sleep.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:00 am |
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if hes just dropped out and hes far away from home, it sounds like he's sad =[
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:01 am |
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It's tiem to start sleeping with a chainsaw under your pillow.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:26 am |
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Alien wrote: if hes just dropped out and hes far away from home, it sounds like he's sad =[ but from everything else you wrote, it sounds like he's potentially psychotic.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:30 am |
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fupapack wrote: put it in a jar of rice and dont turn it on until it is dry. This takes approximately 24-48 hours.
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:32 am |
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caterpillar
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:21 am |
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| Chip Strong |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 970 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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fezza wrote: Are you ginger? I have a red beard? Is this bad? I am going to bed now, wish me luck. ps phone is sleeping in some rice, hopefully it wakes up too.
_________________ 'forking. bogan as forking fork' - Joshua 'I can puke and be naked anywhere I want' - Fee
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:39 am |
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move the coins and put them into a giant happy face. then you'll probably wake up dead for sure. ok bad idea what would be the best shape to rearrange them into? Handgun? Fist?
Um, seriously, i'd be really, really disturbed by this. What do your other housemates think about the situation? If he's not in uni and on a student visa, can you make some anonymous phone calls and erm, expedite his exit? I'd be out of that house lickety split, personally.
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:57 am |
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caterpillar wrote: fezza wrote: Are you ginger? I have a red beard? Is this bad? I am going to bed now, wish me luck. ps phone is sleeping in some rice, hopefully it wakes up too. They came for the gingers first.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:07 am |
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:14 am |
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i'm the confrontational type and am amazed i'm still with this mortal coil. i'd ask him directly what message he intended to convey with his coin art. perhaps he's a fan of native american tapestry, which incorporated the swastika, a symbol of wealth.
if he's disgruntled give him an ultimatum. no one deserves to live with an abusive person. his happiness or displeasure with the world is not your responsibility. your safety is.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:34 am |
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caterpillar wrote: I was so distracted by this I just put my phone through the washing machine. RIP phone, the first victim. I don't know why but I find this to be the funniest thing I have read on the new boards.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:40 am |
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Veglicious wrote: Maybe he was trying to make that Buddhist symbol? no lie, the first quilt i ever made i was not really doing well and i had a more experienced friend come to help me lay out the pieces, we're standing in my apartment looking at all the pieces that we've taken 4 hours to get into an acceptable layout and my friend corks her head and says "you know, this is a swastika?" woops.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:41 am |
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I wouldn't brand him a nazi psycho killer just yet. Crazy though it may seem, I would talk to him and ask if he's doing ok. If that fails pack yourself in a jar of rice to sleep. Who would look for you there? And as an added bonus you'll be nice and dry when you wake.
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Post subject: Re: Is my housemate going to kill me while I'm sleeping? Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:13 am |
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torque wrote: Veglicious wrote: Maybe he was trying to make that Buddhist symbol? no lie, the first quilt i ever made i was not really doing well and i had a more experienced friend come to help me lay out the pieces, we're standing in my apartment looking at all the pieces that we've taken 4 hours to get into an acceptable layout and my friend corks her head and says "you know, this is a swastika?" woops. I would find this story funny, but I'm too busy laughing at how the filter won't let your friend cork her head!
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