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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:59 am 
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where in the world is my fantastic towel?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:02 pm 
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When I can't find clothes they always end up being in the dryer with the last load of laundry that I had forgotten about.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:07 pm 
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Y'Know it's possible that I might have it...


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:08 pm 
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whichsarah wrote:
where in the world is my fantastic towel?


Thank you (for catering to my OCD-ness).

I hope you find your fantastic towel soon!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:41 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:43 pm 
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i was going to tell you to check under your couch for a crazy man who uses your shower and towel while you're at work, but you have already checked.

i have a few questions, i guess:

1. is this the towel you use to dry off after bathing?
2. if answer to question 1 is yes, can you remember the last time you bathed?
3. if answer to question 2 is no, is there a chance that your towel ran away because it felt neglected and/or abused?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:50 pm 
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are you currently wearing it? that happens to me all the time with my glasses. I'd check yourself in the mirror.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:03 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:41 pm 
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i was going to tell you to check under your couch for a crazy man who uses your shower and towel while you're at work, but you have already checked.

i have a few questions, i guess:

1. is this the towel you use to dry off after bathing?
2. if answer to question 1 is yes, can you remember the last time you bathed?
3. if answer to question 2 is no, is there a chance that your towel ran away because it felt neglected and/or abused?


1. no
2. no
3. .....noofcoursenot


jojo, i want to know if you actually do have it!


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:42 pm 
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The towel! I signed that. Where is it indeed?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:43 pm 
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whichsarah wrote:
jojo, i want to know if you actually do have it!


I bet she's a massive Baywatch pro-wrestling fan and has stolen it for snuggles. It did have sexxxxxay Baywatchers pro-wrestlers on it, didn't it? Did I imagine that? I guess I might have imagined that.

Ah, of course! I guess David Hasselhoff was just invading my subconscious there!

Singalong, now...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:48 pm 
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I thought it had pro wrestlers on it? I can't believe we didn't have it at Veganstock this year.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:55 pm 
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they were sxxxi sxxxi pro wrestlers. jojo if you have lost it i swear to god.


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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:06 pm 
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Ah, so it wasn't a buncha pro-wrestlers that brought down the Berlin Wall? This is brand new information! I stand corrected. Still, at least I got a chance to use the fancy schmancy new tags.

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:06 pm 
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whichsarah wrote:
i have a cat, maybe she will find it? also i don't have a closet or drawers.

i was pretty smelly, ask anyone, so my scent damn well should have been enough!



If you don't have a closet or drawers, where do you keep your clothes?!?!?!?! This to me is more interesting than the whereabouts of your towel.

Is it hanging in the bathroom? that happened to me this morning when I couldn't find my turbie twist.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:10 pm 
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whichsarah wrote:
i have a cat, maybe she will find it? also i don't have a closet or drawers.

i was pretty smelly, ask anyone, so my scent damn well should have been enough!



If you don't have a closet or drawers, where do you keep your clothes?!?!?!?! This to me is more interesting than the whereabouts of your towel.

Is it hanging in the bathroom? that happened to me this morning when I couldn't find my turbie twist.


i have a cupboardy thing. there are hangers and shelves.

i keep my clothes on the bed.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:19 pm 
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whichsarah wrote:
i have a cat, maybe she will find it? also i don't have a closet or drawers.

i was pretty smelly, ask anyone, so my scent damn well should have been enough!



If you don't have a closet or drawers, where do you keep your clothes?!?!?!?! This to me is more interesting than the whereabouts of your towel.

Is it hanging in the bathroom? that happened to me this morning when I couldn't find my turbie twist.


i have a cupboardy thing. there are hangers and shelves.

i keep my clothes on the bed.


Like an armoir?

Where do you sleep?! Or do you push them off the bed at night? Aaahhh this is all blowing my mind!

Is it under your pillow?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:39 pm 
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hanging on your door? or maybe it fell behind the door? that's usually where I find mind...that or in the hallway because my kitties are abnormally strong and like to drag things off.

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whichsarah wrote:
it's blue and has some really fantastic/sxxxi people on it. also i wrote my name on it in sharpie so that everyone would know it was mine.

there is nothing under the couch except a bunch of toy mice.


But lots of people wrote their name on it in sharpie... Maybe the towel is suffering an identity crisis.

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:14 pm 
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I think I might have jinxed this for you, just the other day I said to myself "That whichsarah is a frood who really knows where her towel is."

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 Post subject: Re: where in the world is my towel?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:05 pm 
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dammit, shy mox!

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Where do you sleep?! Or do you push them off the bed at night? Aaahhh this is all blowing my mind!


i have a big bed. i am small.


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