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Author:  Fruit Cup [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:52 pm ]
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So, would you have sex with Ron Swanson (or the actor that plays Ron Swanson)?

Author:  strawberryrock [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:59 pm ]
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If it got me closer to Aubrey Plaza, I would.

Author:  solipsistnation [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:21 pm ]
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Nope. But I'd talk shop and whiskey.

Author:  ScooterDiva [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:21 pm ]
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Who's Ron Swanson?

Author:  abbierae [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:47 pm ]
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Duh.

Author:  Adam Crisis [ Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:57 pm ]
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I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson

Author:  Pinko [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:39 am ]
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I like to think of myself as a pretty, dark-haired woman.

Author:  solipsistnation [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:45 am ]
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Adam Crisis wrote:
I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson


Or would Mick Ronson have sex with YOU?

Author:  Adam Crisis [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:22 am ]
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solipsistnation wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson


Or would Mick Ronson have sex with YOU?


Well considering he's a corpse he doesn't have much of a say in the matter. And even if he has a problem, his rotting mouth socket is gonna be full of something!

Author:  Fruit Cup [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:38 am ]
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I imagine he smells like sweat and wood shavings. So hot.

Author:  papercuts [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:47 am ]
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Ron Swanson is a pretty fantastic character, and I would love to go canoing with him, and follow him around all day... but sex? nope, no way, nada. Leslie, all the way. What a winner. She'd probably know where to get the best vegan waffles, make love letter collages, and like to hold hands. Plus, any woman that makes awkward Eleanor Roosevelt jokes will forever have my heart.

Author:  solipsistnation [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:04 am ]
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Adam Crisis wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson


Or would Mick Ronson have sex with YOU?


Well considering he's a corpse he doesn't have much of a say in the matter. And even if he has a problem, his rotting mouth socket is gonna be full of something!


Yeah, sexin' up zombies seems like a bad idea.

"NO TEETH!"

Author:  mumbles [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:30 am ]
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Vigorous hanĀ­d job. No kissing.

Author:  joshua [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:37 am ]
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I'd give him enough meat to turn him vegan, nomesayin'

Author:  Erika Soyf*cker [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:47 am ]
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I voted no, only because Ron Swanson has always reminded me of my dad, and that's gross. I do, however, fully endorse everyone else sleeping with him.

Author:  tinglepants! [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:54 am ]
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I'm not allowed to have sex with libertarians.

Author:  RandiJM [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:36 pm ]
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He had me at "For what it's worth, you would make an incredible brunette." My favorite line.

Author:  elouise [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:14 pm ]
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Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
Image

Author:  nickvicious [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:33 pm ]
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Naw. He looks like an uncle. And that's creepy.

Author:  Adam Crisis [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:02 pm ]
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I still dont know who he is, but google image came up with this

I wish I had enough chest hair to make a chest moustache


Image

Author:  Mars [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:28 pm ]
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elouise wrote:
Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
Image

Holy shiitake. I was actually a 'no' vote, but I've thouroughly changed my ways now. Thouroughly.

Author:  alden [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:04 pm ]
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I don't believe so, but I sure as hell would do a woodworking project with him.

http://offermanwoodshop.com/

Author:  electric_claire [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:37 pm ]
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alden wrote:
I don't believe so, but I sure as hell would do a woodworking project with him.

http://offermanwoodshop.com/



Thats awesome! I agree, but would like to add that I would totally have sex with their cute manager Lee.

Author:  strawberryrock [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:39 pm ]
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elouise wrote:
Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
Image


Ok, this picture makes me think yes even if it didn't get me closer to Aubrey Plaza.

But I mean. Would it get me closer to Aubrey Plaza?

Author:  booberthefraggle [ Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:48 pm ]
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yes.

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