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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Interesting it says it is a friendly alternative to fork off.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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joyfulgirl wrote:
today, I was asked if I could eat flour, nuts, and syrup. I think the one who asked about nuts was a little offended when I laughed.



maybe they meant testicles.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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LisaPunk wrote:
joyfulgirl wrote:
today, I was asked if I could eat flour, nuts, and syrup. I think the one who asked about nuts was a little offended when I laughed.



maybe they meant testicles.

The only way I could combine flour, syrup, and testicles is with a modified version of chicken and waffles. I am simultaneously laughing and gagging now. But to the original point, I don't think I could eat it!

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Maple-glazed lentil & testicle loaf?


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:01 pm 
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Bugger off would be a slightly milder fork off
Bugger can also be used as an expletive, like if you drop something
Or a somewhat affectionate insult- eg 'silly bugger"


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Set up a vegan food truck at the next testicle food festival.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:02 pm 
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Also eminently combinable - buggery-bollocking-fuck!


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:07 pm 
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lavawitch wrote:
Set up a vegan food truck at the next testicle food festival.

Pretty sure Mock Testicles is how I'm going to make my millions. Or it's the name of my band. I haven't decided yet.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Mock testicle cupcakes!

I'll accept my royalties in kind.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Mockicles. They go down easy.

Of course the cupcake would have to be full of custard...

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:20 pm 
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Tofulish wrote:
Mockicles. They go down easy.

Of course the cupcake would have to be full of custard...

I love where this has gone.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Oh dear god. I'm having Van Wilder flashbacks. Make it stop.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Cgvegan wrote:
Bugger off would be a slightly milder fork off
Bugger can also be used as an expletive, like if you drop something
Or a somewhat affectionate insult- eg 'silly bugger"


But is it something one can say in front of their grandma? I'm trying to figure out just how much of a cuss word it is.


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Tzippy wrote:
Cgvegan wrote:
Bugger off would be a slightly milder fork off
Bugger can also be used as an expletive, like if you drop something
Or a somewhat affectionate insult- eg 'silly bugger"


But is it something one can say in front of their grandma? I'm trying to figure out just how much of a cuss word it is.

My granny used to call me bugger-chops regularly. My grandad called me a bampot. I'm not sure where this leaves us.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Something on the menu of a museum restaurant in our city was poetically called "amourettes" ("little loves"), and guess what the server explained they were? Testicles.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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i was asked if i only ate salads tonight while buying vegan body care at Ulta...um no. i told her i am going home to nachos!

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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Poopiebitch.... your next challenge is to make cupcakes that have the frosting shaped into testicles. Soft, wrinkly and pink on the outside with wiry chocolate drizzle then white and gooey on the inside.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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My hypothetical grandma would rather you didn't say 'bugger' but wouldn't be genuinely offended if it slipped out as an expletive. You probably wouldn't call her a silly bugger to her face though!

Of course Grandmas come in different varieties, some can swear a blue streak!

In the kids film 'Cars' the old car refers to her dead husband as a 'persistent little bugger'!


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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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It just doesn't sound swear-y. Bug = annoy, so I thought for most of my life that bugger meant someone who was annoying. I think most Americans just don't realise that bugger refers to (homosexual) anal sex. I certainly didn't for a very long time. If I understand the context correctly, in older books/films (or period films) in which someone is called a bugger, it's the equivalent of calling someone queer (pejoratively). I think the word has definitely lost most of its sting now, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegan pet peeves
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It's definitely not a way of calling someone gay, or particularly pejorative. If anything somewhat affectionate, if maybe exasperated or jealous. I think it falls broadly under the 'its funny if bottoms are involved' banner :)


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I love that the Vegan Pet Peeves thread has now morphed into a thread about buggery.

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Tofulish wrote:
I love that the Vegan Pet Peeves thread has now morphed into a thread about buggery.
It was only a matter of time!

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My Mam sometimes affectionately calls me a barmpot. I always thought it had something to do with barmcakes (A kind of bread roll).


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A friend just posted a picture of herself holding down and branding a baby cow. Coooool.

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